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The Detroit Free-Press Has Given Up [Pic]

Hits: 20266 | Rating: (2.8) | Category: Funny | Added by: Bunny_Killer
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ninjasea
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 8 Posts
Friday, October 14, 2011 8:01:14 AM
Idoicracy. poo sucks!

pandabear21
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 150 Posts
Saturday, October 08, 2011 9:47:10 PM
"None of you would last a day in the D."

That's cute. Detroit is nowhere near as bad as people seem to think. Sure, there are rough areas, but every big city has that.

"That paper sucks.. I know because I live about 10 blocks from Detroit. It's so much nicer on this side... Nicer and significantly more white."

Whiter doesn't mean nicer... Have you ever been to Redford or Westland? Hicks and trailertrash suck pretty bad.

WooTBananA
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 18 Posts
Thursday, September 29, 2011 9:22:15 AM
But how bout them Lions? Detroit has been pleading with the football gods for a season like this since the beginning of time.

GhettoNinja
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 889 Posts
Wednesday, September 28, 2011 2:22:47 PM
I was at a truck stop in Detroit, and as I am eating my breakfast, I can't help but notice this very very large black man eating a giant stack of pancakes with whipped cream, strawberries, and other fruit on it.

What made me take notice though, wasn't his size, wasn't his order...it was one of the many license plates hanging on the wall...right over his head.

It read H8T NGGRS.

How wrong is that? It made me laugh, but in a guilty white man kind of way.

Fatninja01
Male, 18-29, Australia
 24619 Posts
Wednesday, September 28, 2011 1:30:51 PM
word....

Satkela
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 586 Posts
Wednesday, September 28, 2011 10:03:41 AM
@Justin9235: Not all of the "nicer" areas of Detroit are mostly white.

CodeJockey
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 5187 Posts
Wednesday, September 28, 2011 6:24:47 AM
"None of you would last a day in the D."
Having lived in Detroit for more than 30 years:
A) Siddown you Nancy. I've known people that have been screwed up. Not one of them was innocent of screwing someone over. It's rare.
B) Having lived other places, Detroit is undeserved of your sensationalism. It has to be the least exciting place on the planet.
Dennis Archer would seem to agree.
"I tried so, f*ck this town! I quit!!!"
C) What IS true: It has some of the least friendly populous and the most people like Justin9235, no matter where they originate.
It's like somewhere, there's a person evaluating @ssholes, sending jerks to Detroit and it's suburbs for not being able smile and say "hello."
Refer to "The Kentucky Fried Movie."

SCfan
Male, 50-59, Midwest US
 1916 Posts
Wednesday, September 28, 2011 4:49:30 AM
None of you would last a day in the D.

Judging from the amount of murders in Detroit, even the residents have a rough time lasting a day. Being known for drugs, theft, and murder is nothing to be proud of.

Justin9235
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 1582 Posts
Wednesday, September 28, 2011 4:28:20 AM
@bigkkm
Challenge accepted. Mission accomplished.

Justin9235
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 1582 Posts
Wednesday, September 28, 2011 4:25:19 AM
That paper sucks.. I know because I live about 10 blocks from Detroit. It's so much nicer on this side... Nicer and significantly more white.

CrakrJak
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 17134 Posts
Wednesday, September 28, 2011 12:06:35 AM
The real word, behind the wrinkle, is 'shift'.

As accidental at the wrinkle was, it was probably more true than the real headline.

Buiadh
Male, 30-39, Europe
 6653 Posts
Wednesday, September 28, 2011 12:01:38 AM
haha

xelous
Male, 18-29, Western US
 2576 Posts
Tuesday, September 27, 2011 10:05:44 PM
Are you kidding me Gerry, Walter Cronkite...

would roll one up and laugh at that shizz

myrtheus
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 229 Posts
Tuesday, September 27, 2011 8:33:47 PM
Wait... Detroit still exists? It's still a place? People still live in that dung hole?

bigkkm
Male, 50-59, Midwest US
 98 Posts
Tuesday, September 27, 2011 7:46:05 PM
@madest BTW-The Lions' foe (Vikings) should have been panicking-they gave up a 20 point halftime lead and lost.

bigkkm
Male, 50-59, Midwest US
 98 Posts
Tuesday, September 27, 2011 7:42:21 PM
None of you would last a day in the D.
But it's hard to argue that the Freep didn't give up with only three-day Home delivery.

unbanned
Male, 13-17, Western US
 1003 Posts
Tuesday, September 27, 2011 7:09:56 PM
faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33910 Posts
Tuesday, September 27, 2011 6:10:47 PM

I'm glad Walter Cronkite is dead so he doesn't have to see this.

Angelmassb
Male, 18-29, S. America
 15498 Posts
Tuesday, September 27, 2011 5:41:16 PM
New York time is next

Rawrg
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 935 Posts
Tuesday, September 27, 2011 4:47:32 PM
I really do hope that if I end up in a coma and wake up in 20 years, all newspapers are this ballsy.

cobrakiller
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 6950 Posts
Tuesday, September 27, 2011 4:31:11 PM
I kind of wish it were true, but the paper actually says "shift".

madest
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 6458 Posts
Tuesday, September 27, 2011 3:24:46 PM
lol @ Lions Next Foe Not Panicking.

SCfan
Male, 50-59, Midwest US
 1916 Posts
Tuesday, September 27, 2011 3:07:09 PM
Very unfortunate, yet humorous placement of a fold.

DrProfessor
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 3884 Posts
Tuesday, September 27, 2011 2:46:47 PM
Represent.

sethmccary
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 208 Posts
Tuesday, September 27, 2011 2:32:03 PM
That's real classy editing right there

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