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 Stormwolf
Female, 40-49, Western US
 72 Posts
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Friday, September 30, 2011 11:35:50 AM
Facebook just released their new Membership charges - $9.99 for idiots, $6.99 for cross-eyed people, $3.99 for special dribbly people, but it's free if you post a pic of yourself with a homemade foil hat on, goggles and most importantly swimming armbands (DO NOT FORGET THE ARMBANDS) by midnight tonight. When you sign in tomorrow, you will be prompted for your star sign. It is official, it was confirmed by my friend's, wife's, brother's cousin, who heard it from his nurse in the special hospital - also confirmed by the voices that speak to him personally! These charges are all due to the new changes. If you post your pic, your icon will turn blue (AS IT ALWAYS HAS BEEN), and FB will be free for you, and as a bonus you will also get a special jacket to hug yourself (choice of colours available). Please pass this message on, if not your account will never be the same again once the aliens have tampered with it!!!!! |
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 ZsaZsaGoar
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
145 Posts
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Wednesday, September 28, 2011 4:57:16 PM
that's how you weed out your stupid friends |
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 lordastral
Male, 30-39, Western US
45 Posts
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Wednesday, September 28, 2011 10:45:51 AM
"if you don't pass on that message, you won't have bad luck..."
I know that's now true. I got a chain e-mail once, and it said if i didn't forward it to 7 people I would have bad luck. Well, I deleted it and the next day I died of cancer. |
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 b0sanac1
Male, 18-29, Australia
229 Posts
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Wednesday, September 28, 2011 10:37:43 AM
looks legit. |
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 steve41high
Male, 18-29, Europe
1130 Posts
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Wednesday, September 28, 2011 1:27:23 AM
On September 31st 2013 Facebook will start charging you for your account. To avoid this, you MUST get NAKED, stand on your dining room table and do the Macarena, all while singing "I Will Survive". Then, and only then, will Micheal Jackson come down your chimney to tell you that your account will stay free. Pass it on, it must be true because someone on Facebook I hardly know told me. |
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 CacaConPelos
Male, 18-29, Southern US
36 Posts
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Tuesday, September 27, 2011 10:35:56 PM
fake and gay |
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 phoneybone
Male, 18-29, Western US
1750 Posts
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Tuesday, September 27, 2011 3:52:00 PM
"your account will be deleted if you don't pay"
so thaaaaaat's how I delete my Facebook. Thanks FB, saved me the trouble! |
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 milkovaldes
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
19 Posts
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Tuesday, September 27, 2011 3:40:47 PM
Remember when Hotmail only had a few accounts left? |
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 Dedfink
Female, 18-29, Western US
244 Posts
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Tuesday, September 27, 2011 2:45:30 PM
This is a stupid chain letter, not real. there's a few of these messages floating around, I recieved one a couple of days ago that said 'it was on the news, this is real' it wasn't on the news it's not real. It's like those spammers that email you saying 'genuine offer' or 'hello old friend' because they say that most certainly does not make it genuine or them an old friend. Facebook made those changes to compete with the new google+, and charging their customers would be counterproductive to that goal. Yep. That was a rant, I hate chain letters
P.S if you don't pass on that message, you won't have bad luck, noone will die because of it, and it will not lessen or increase the chance of someone you like calling you either. |
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 Batmanners
Male, 18-29, Canada
4012 Posts
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Tuesday, September 27, 2011 1:13:15 PM
Just so everybody knows.
I made it a personal goal to go around google yesterday and find 50 images of random common items and submitted them to IAB. Hopefully, all 50 will make up 100% of the content on IAB in a couple days.
Just kidding, I did however find 10ish good, new, funny, not on IAB videos to help with the apparent drought...
Here's a little food for thought.
Laughed, Draught, Drought, Thought, Taut.
Laft, Draft, Thawt, Dra-oo-t.... 5 words that use different rules for pronounciation.
I before E except after C, and in weird words. |
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 arime
Female, 30-39, Southern US
23 Posts
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Tuesday, September 27, 2011 10:53:12 AM
very tempted to put tedgp's comment on my facebook just to see how many people would fall for it. There are some idiots out there. |
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 elbat
Female, 18-29, Europe
188 Posts
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Tuesday, September 27, 2011 10:28:21 AM
Oh I wish my facebook got deleted.I can't do it.I just can't... |
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 greenbasterd
Male, 18-29, Canada
2125 Posts
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Tuesday, September 27, 2011 10:24:59 AM
lol this is liek a chain letter that went around when i was 8.. you know pass this on and the girl you like will kiss you on friday!! hahahaha wow this has to be the lamest thing ever posted on IAB..... FOREALS |
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 sbeelz
Male, 30-39, Western US
2860 Posts
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Tuesday, September 27, 2011 9:51:42 AM
I wish FB would charge. Then everyone would stop using it and move over to Google+, or even better, Diaspora. |
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 Matwix_2004
Male, 18-29, Europe
2096 Posts
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Tuesday, September 27, 2011 9:43:14 AM
panth753 - I prefer notgoogle+ |
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 NotHerAgain
Female, 18-29, Western US
131 Posts
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Tuesday, September 27, 2011 9:26:07 AM
Who let kim... post this? Are you really that stupid, people?
Also, there's a prince in the Congo who needs all your money. And that guy from Craigslist totally wants to buy your car, but he lives over seas so he's gonna need you to give him your paypal account info. Kthxbai |
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 swiftkeys
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
449 Posts
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Tuesday, September 27, 2011 8:57:57 AM
The CBS football guys are biters.
http://youtu.be/F1FrbwhEE9A
Ed lover started the "c'mon son" CBS footbal jacked it from him. |
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 Dila_Bagomee
Male, 18-29, Southern US
20 Posts
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Tuesday, September 27, 2011 8:48:53 AM
Oh no it is total true. I heard it on Fox news. They would never lie!!!! Except all those other times. |
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 Stardust6702
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
154 Posts
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Tuesday, September 27, 2011 8:30:47 AM
Why would people believe this garbage. IF facebook was going to charge, you think they would notice on your page that you posted that and simply say "Hey we can't charge this guy, he posted the alert before hand"
In the words of CBS football C'MON MAN |
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 TKD_Master
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
4827 Posts
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Tuesday, September 27, 2011 8:13:48 AM
GUYS! It is completely true!!! It was on the news, which means it's true!!!! -.- |
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 panth753
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
8124 Posts
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Tuesday, September 27, 2011 8:07:51 AM
That's why I'm sticking with Google+. |
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 Link_Hiei
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
5158 Posts
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Tuesday, September 27, 2011 7:31:09 AM
Ahaha if only. |
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 Listypoos
Male, 30-39, Europe
1474 Posts
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Tuesday, September 27, 2011 7:20:19 AM
I don't use facebook but my dad does and he's exactly the kind of ludite moron that would cut and paste this message - and pretty much every email hoax he's ever come across.
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 Karimento
Male, 30-39, Europe
96 Posts
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Tuesday, September 27, 2011 7:19:20 AM
What is this facebook?
Somethin edible? |
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spultra13
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
175 Posts
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Tuesday, September 27, 2011 7:10:41 AM
OMG NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO |
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