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I Gave This Fortune Cookie To My Girlfriend [Pic]

Hits: 21182 | Rating: (3.1) | Category: Funny | Added by: eugenius
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insane_ai
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 686 Posts
Thursday, September 22, 2011 4:44:15 AM
Stick it in her ear and watch her sieze. It adds a whole new set of sensations to your memory.

KtySpix
Male, 18-29, Canada
 621 Posts
Wednesday, September 21, 2011 10:25:40 PM
Just the tip...

Angelmassb
Male, 18-29, S. America
 15498 Posts
Wednesday, September 21, 2011 9:31:37 PM
So homoerotic

gchimmel
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 595 Posts
Wednesday, September 21, 2011 7:33:12 PM
In bed.

DixxyRarr
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 2677 Posts
Wednesday, September 21, 2011 6:19:35 PM
There is nothing worse than dating a guy who's after your ass. The more you don't want it, the more he does. Then it becomes the age-old argument every time you f*ck. SO obnoxious.

I've taken to asking guys on a first date: So where do you work? And are you going to be one of those dudes who wants to steal my b-hymen?? If so- deal breaker.

GhettoNinja
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 889 Posts
Wednesday, September 21, 2011 1:45:13 PM
Try sticking it in the nose, talk about tight.

Fatninja01
Male, 18-29, Australia
 24534 Posts
Wednesday, September 21, 2011 1:37:57 PM
true true

Heureux
Male, 40-49, Western US
 1060 Posts
Wednesday, September 21, 2011 1:14:40 PM
"Suffice to say, it didn't work and now she's not talking to me."

If you kept the receipt for the strap on, you may be able to exchange it for something else.

Buiadh
Male, 30-39, Europe
 6653 Posts
Wednesday, September 21, 2011 12:41:14 PM
Lol @Gerry

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33910 Posts
Wednesday, September 21, 2011 12:28:04 PM

I have found this to be true.

MrHoobToYou
Male, 40-49, Western US
 409 Posts
Wednesday, September 21, 2011 12:06:33 PM
I tried taking it up the pooper once, ain't no picnic.

maddux32
Male, 30-39, Western US
 900 Posts
Wednesday, September 21, 2011 11:45:07 AM
For the record, unless she specifically requests it, I'm all good with the vagina. I've never understood the appeal of sticking your penis where she poops, especially if your straight. The vag is too good.

anarchsoul
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 590 Posts
Wednesday, September 21, 2011 11:17:31 AM
Haha, epic

eugenius
Male, 30-39, Western US
 75 Posts
Wednesday, September 21, 2011 11:08:35 AM
Link: I Gave This Fortune Cookie To My Girlfriend [Pic] [Rate Link] - Suffice to say, it didn't work and now she's not talking to me.


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