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The One Flaw Of A Hands-Free Public Bathroom [Pic]

Hits: 18352 | Rating: (2.9) | Category: Funny | Added by: kitten_soup
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Male, 18-29, S. America
 2864 Posts
Tuesday, September 20, 2011 10:53:59 AM
I just love to kill the environment AND keep my hands clean

Male, 40-49, Europe
 2835 Posts
Tuesday, September 20, 2011 6:54:53 AM

Agreed, we've managed to not die while using manky bars of soap for years, why suddenly the issue?

Male, 40-49, Europe
 2835 Posts
Tuesday, September 20, 2011 6:53:19 AM
Now I just need a had free zipper and a hand free penis.

Female, 13-17, Canada
 1364 Posts
Monday, September 19, 2011 8:37:01 PM
how about an automatic door?

Male, 40-49, Canada
 1815 Posts
Monday, September 19, 2011 6:31:43 PM
Why are public restrooms like this ? People are wastful (paper towels esp.) and messy (use toilet/urinal and not bother to flush), therefore, to cut costs and keep the place cleaner, automate all the things !!

Female, 18-29, Australia
 179 Posts
Monday, September 19, 2011 6:01:15 PM
What's the problem? If everyone washed their hands using all the hands free stuff then the door handle should be nice and clean? Oh right...

Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 935 Posts
Monday, September 19, 2011 5:17:41 PM
Or we could stop being pussies and just live with the fact that germs are one pretty much everything, and that the best way to strengthen your immune system is to get sick every now and then and move on.

Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 1529 Posts
Monday, September 19, 2011 4:34:44 PM
we need some halo doors

Male, 18-29, Canada
 4012 Posts
Monday, September 19, 2011 3:56:21 PM
And come to think of it, the last time I was sick, was when I got swine flu from a friend back in October 2009. I got it from hanging out with my friend who said he had a cold (when H1N1 was at its most contageous, it was at it's weakest symptoms, so he was unaware). I was sick for 48 hours, bed-ridden for 24 hours. I still had my annual Halloween party, and I got 7 or 8 people sick.

And I hadn't been sick in a couple years before that either.

Don't get the flu shot, I swear, I have an immune system made of steel. I got the flu shot because I lived with someone who was at high risk of complications should they get it, so I did it to be nice, and I was sick for 2 months straight, and very susceptible to feeling sick for 6+ months. I'm glad I recovered from that bullcrap of a "vaccine".

Male, 18-29, Canada
 4012 Posts
Monday, September 19, 2011 3:50:50 PM
Hands-free, shmands-free.

I don't mind flushing after I piss, the sensor should only do it in case somebody forgets.

I LOVE when the water trickles out of the tap with no pressure whatsoever and then randomly stops.

I don't understand why a soap dispenser needs to be hands-free, the person using it is clearly about to wash his hands. (I realize that the people using it before you have probably put some of their dick germs on the soap push-lever, but still)

I haven't used an air-blower in years. If I'm in a restaurant, I ask the waitress for a bunch of napkins (or grab them out of a dispenser), if I'm in a store, I use my pants, that's what they are there for.

This germophobia that has arisen in the past 20 years is pathetic. I have no problem eating something I dropped on the floor, as long as it's not covered in dirt or hairs or whatever, it's good to go.

I haven't even had a cold in 2 or 3 years.

Male, 18-29, Europe
 1452 Posts
Monday, September 19, 2011 3:27:48 PM
Urinal is not hands free... unzip-hold-shake-rezip. I demand this action to no longer be necessary for urinals too!

Female, 30-39, Western US
 170 Posts
Monday, September 19, 2011 3:16:09 PM
Just go grab some toilet paper and use it to open the door, and then drop it on the floor before you exit. After this company gets tired of picking up all of the wads of tissue off the floor, maybe they'll decide to switch to a door that can be kicked open without the use of a handle.

Male, 50-59, Midwest US
 119 Posts
Monday, September 19, 2011 2:45:10 PM
Squidbush-Why do you feel like that? Didn't your daddy teach you not to pee on your hands.I guess not,such a shame

Male, 13-17, Midwest US
 2799 Posts
Monday, September 19, 2011 2:31:37 PM
that why i just pee in the sink

Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 619 Posts
Monday, September 19, 2011 2:07:34 PM
When I'm in a public bathroom and see someone use a urinal then just walk out, I want to vomit. (On them)

Male, 18-29, Canada
 14 Posts
Monday, September 19, 2011 1:53:55 PM
And now tada

Male, 30-39, Europe
 8 Posts
Monday, September 19, 2011 1:08:22 PM
My favorite public bathroom horror:
Two rooms (basins/toilets) with a connecting door which opens to the inside, so you can't avoid touching the handle, fully aware that several other guys were forced to touch it before you without having any chance to wash their hands (were they so inclined).
Yes, this idiotic design is quite common, at least over here, and sometimes that handle actually feels wet...

Male, 18-29, Western US
 386 Posts
Monday, September 19, 2011 12:58:34 PM
Anyone else even notice the bathroom door ALWAYS swings the wrong way? If you reverse the hinges so it is push out and pull to get in the problem is solved.

Male, 30-39, Europe
 6653 Posts
Monday, September 19, 2011 12:55:57 PM
I hate toilet door handles. :/

Male, 30-39, Australia
 25264 Posts
Monday, September 19, 2011 12:47:34 PM
lolz.... just what i think!

Male, 18-29, Southern US
 360 Posts
Monday, September 19, 2011 12:14:39 PM
Pheeshy5 obviouslydoes not wash his hands, he also makes a habit of grabbing other ppls junk...

Male, 30-39, Europe
 278 Posts
Monday, September 19, 2011 12:05:25 PM
-> don't build in a lock that snaps in when you close the door.
-> screa a metal plate at the bottom.
-> open door with feet

Male, 13-17, S. America
 22 Posts
Monday, September 19, 2011 11:58:01 AM

Female, 18-29, Canada
 1569 Posts
Monday, September 19, 2011 11:53:29 AM
I never understood hands free soap dispensers. Sure you touch a dirty dispenser, but you wash your hands after that anyways.
It's why I think this product is a rip-off.

Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 229 Posts
Monday, September 19, 2011 11:49:24 AM
Why can't the door the other way? That way you push and don't need to use your hand.

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