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How To Troll Obnoxious Seagulls

Hits: 10943 | Rating: (3.2) | Category: Funny | Added by: kribbe
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burbclaver
Male, 50-59, Western US
 859 Posts
Monday, September 26, 2011 9:24:17 AM
If idiot people hadn't started feeding them in the first place this wouldn't happen - they'd be scared of us and ignore us. I want to get my hands on the moron who throws seed out for pigeons in my neighborhood.

Stormwolf
Female, 40-49, Western US
 74 Posts
Friday, September 23, 2011 7:58:11 PM
I used to live in a small Northern California town about 90 miles west of Reno, NV...and the dumpchickens were AGGRESSIVE. If you parked in a shopping center parking lot to eat, and cracked your window open even just a little, they'd actually try to fly into your car to get to the food. Even if all you had was soda or a cup of coffee. Some would even dive-bomb you on your way back to your car from getting your order if you started munching on those fries/chips/whatever before reaching the safety of the car.

comp_wizard
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 195 Posts
Wednesday, September 21, 2011 1:00:38 PM
I was waiting for the part where the gulls peck a hole in the window and attack the trolls.

DSDavis008
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 70 Posts
Tuesday, September 20, 2011 3:25:34 PM
Their car is going to be covered in crap

furrything
Male, 50-59, Europe
 753 Posts
Tuesday, September 20, 2011 8:19:05 AM
Ah, these are Black-Headed Gulls. They aren't too bad. The ones you have to beware of are the Herring Gulls (or 'pooehawks').....bastards with feathers!

carmium
Female, 50-59, Canada
 6290 Posts
Monday, September 19, 2011 7:53:21 PM
Last time I ate KFC (years ago) it was in a seaside park, and the gulls went NUTS! "Feed me bird!!" Well, they got fries. Funny thing was the shy birds were skinnier and grayer - the one fat, brilliant white one would take a fry from your hand. Evolution in action...

taelmx
Female, 18-29, Western US
 244 Posts
Monday, September 19, 2011 7:18:43 PM
Kinda mean to the seaguls, but LOL

Draculya
Male, 40-49, Asia
 11488 Posts
Monday, September 19, 2011 6:17:41 PM
It's like God mucking about with nature. GOD: "Ha ha, look at them rebuilding New Orleans and praying for good weather, are they retarded?"

Except, God is imaginary, which makes it worse.

techgeek07
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 2577 Posts
Monday, September 19, 2011 5:05:25 PM
Didn't they see the Alfred Hitcock movie "The Birds"?

TKD_Master
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 4827 Posts
Monday, September 19, 2011 3:30:56 PM
LOL... I hope they poop right in the middle of his windshield though, a nice, runny poop.

cyborg
Male, 13-17, Midwest US
 2799 Posts
Monday, September 19, 2011 2:34:50 PM
that's...funny?...

sethmccary
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 208 Posts
Monday, September 19, 2011 2:00:31 PM
Even better when you feed them alka-seltzer...POP!

ScottSerious
Male, 18-29, Western US
 5329 Posts
Monday, September 19, 2011 1:47:58 PM
mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine

Odyne
Female, 30-39, Midwest US
 233 Posts
Monday, September 19, 2011 1:22:28 PM
lol my sisters and I used to do this at a seafood place in OR. Every year we went back they never learned.

Buiadh
Male, 30-39, Europe
 6653 Posts
Monday, September 19, 2011 12:56:48 PM
Hah! Screw you birdies.

Fatninja01
Male, 18-29, Australia
 24481 Posts
Monday, September 19, 2011 12:48:30 PM
o thats so cruel... but their the ones pooping on the car. SO who really wins

s1cKs0uL
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 394 Posts
Monday, September 19, 2011 12:32:04 PM
Sir Alfred Hitchcock would know better :P They have to come out of that car sometime..

Kain1
Male, 18-29, Europe
 1463 Posts
Monday, September 19, 2011 12:09:21 PM
Drating Seagulls.. Scourge of the skies.. Pidgeons ain't nothin'!.....

@Gerry: All too true......

piperfawn
Male, 30-39, Europe
 3757 Posts
Monday, September 19, 2011 11:46:57 AM
And Gerry is the first on the list for Winner reply.

piperfawn
Male, 30-39, Europe
 3757 Posts
Monday, September 19, 2011 11:46:08 AM
ryan99 you take words from my keyboard.

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33895 Posts
Monday, September 19, 2011 11:34:28 AM

2 minutes later . . .


Klamz
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 693 Posts
Monday, September 19, 2011 11:27:06 AM
They deserve it.

ryan99
Male, 13-17, Western US
 2349 Posts
Monday, September 19, 2011 11:24:16 AM
It's all fun and games, until they uncontrollably poo all over your car..

Sidragasum
Male, 18-29, Europe
 169 Posts
Monday, September 19, 2011 11:20:37 AM
This is when a massive black-backed gull turns up and smashes the window. Now that would've been funny.

kribbe
Male, 18-29, Europe
 2000 Posts
Monday, September 19, 2011 11:14:53 AM
Link: How To Troll Obnoxious Seagulls [Rate Link] - 'It's like some kinda force field...'


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