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Meet The Ultimax Machine Gun

Hits: 11209 | Rating: (2.6) | Category: Funny | Added by: McGovern1981
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Male, 40-49, Europe
 2815 Posts
Tuesday, September 20, 2011 6:03:53 AM
Now say 'nuclear wessels'

Male, 18-29, Western US
 2558 Posts
Monday, September 19, 2011 4:14:32 PM
He doesn't pay for any of the guns, he's sponsored by a local gun shop.. he also works for Machinima.

Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 14177 Posts
Monday, September 19, 2011 3:54:16 PM
Wow I sumbitted this like 2 weeks ago zombie targets arent very cheap.........


Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 57 Posts
Monday, September 19, 2011 2:41:39 PM
@TruTenrMan He's not expecting you to believe him, it started as a joke a few years ago and it has now been out in the open for a year or so that he is American.

Male, 30-39, Australia
 25197 Posts
Monday, September 19, 2011 1:05:14 PM
This guy will have a field day when zombies take over the world

Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 303 Posts
Monday, September 19, 2011 10:35:54 AM
@TruTenrMan We had a Russian exchange student when I was in high school. His accent sounds about right to me.

Male, 18-29, Canada
 307 Posts
Monday, September 19, 2011 9:45:36 AM
For the people talking about how expensive his show is to produce, do you know how much money he makes off of youtube for his videos? Last I checked it was about $3000 for a million views. I just checked his youtube page and he has 250,000,000 total upload views. Which means that all his videos combined have been watched 250,000,000 times.

250,000,000 x 3,000/1,000,000

250 million views @ $3,000 per million views

=$750,000 Which he has made off of youtube.

That video you just watched had 4.7 million views. Which means that if he made 14,100 off of that video. Which more than covers the cost of ammunition, watermelons, string to tie them up, bottles of pop, and even the cost of that gun if he didn't borrow it.

There are very few videos he has made that would put him in the negative, if any

Male, 18-29, Canada
 307 Posts
Monday, September 19, 2011 9:36:35 AM
My AEG airsoft gun has more recoil than that. Thats awesome!

Male, 30-39, Southern US
 2565 Posts
Monday, September 19, 2011 8:05:04 AM
Is this guy expecting us to believe he's REALLY Russian with that lame-ass accent?

Male, 30-39, Canada
 1710 Posts
Monday, September 19, 2011 6:26:09 AM
Only complaint I've ever had about this guy, is the same that I have for most movies. Balance your damn audio so the lows and highs are closer together. I hate turning it up to hear the words only to have my ear drums blown out by music or effects. He's been doing this long enough that he should of caught on by now.

Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 2752 Posts
Monday, September 19, 2011 5:37:15 AM
He's gonna wind up like Steve Irwin.It'll be a poisonous spider or car accident that does him in.

Male, 30-39, Europe
 236 Posts
Monday, September 19, 2011 2:18:18 AM
@Oldfrt- Don't forget, he is a professional Russan

Male, 18-29, Europe
 622 Posts
Monday, September 19, 2011 2:10:31 AM
Why are you people all bitchin'? He has and always was blowing poo up with guns which is dangerous and retarded. So he's teaching people how to kill zombies? He's been shooting drating things for years.

Male, 18-29, Europe
 2567 Posts
Sunday, September 18, 2011 10:58:43 PM
He has now, officially, gone full redneck.

Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 2449 Posts
Sunday, September 18, 2011 10:38:20 PM
Cool and unsafe video

Male, 50-59, Midwest US
 739 Posts
Sunday, September 18, 2011 10:07:10 PM
I agree with osirisascend. In his earlier vids, he showed pretty good fire arms safety, with the occasional exception lack of hearing & eye protection. This was just stupid.

Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 534 Posts
Sunday, September 18, 2011 10:03:32 PM
I'm pretty sure they are on a closed range. He could shoot it one handed while doing a handstand if he wanted to.

Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 3042 Posts
Sunday, September 18, 2011 9:35:34 PM
He lost me with the behind the head/back BS. That showing off crap is how people accidentally get tagged.

Male, 40-49, Asia
 13785 Posts
Sunday, September 18, 2011 9:18:55 PM
@axeofgod we are paying for his ammo with our youtube hits.

Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 31 Posts
Sunday, September 18, 2011 8:12:59 PM
it's been awhile since i fired a 5.56 (or.223), but i'm pretty sure that 100 rd mag shot about $40.00 worth of ammo... that's one expensive day of target plinking!

Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 69 Posts
Sunday, September 18, 2011 8:07:06 PM
This show must be pretty expensive to produce... that's a lot of ammo he's going through for all of these shows. I'd imagine that he doesn't buy all the guns, but you'd think people wouldn't donate ammunition that isn't really all that recoverable. You can lend someone a gun, but the ammo you can't really give back... just empty shells.

Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 14177 Posts
Friday, September 16, 2011 3:01:29 PM
Link: Meet The Ultimax Machine Gun [Rate Link] - Must.. get... zombie... targets...

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