 jarjarburns
Male, 18-29, Western US
 17 Posts
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Friday, September 16, 2011 11:17:43 PM
I was just about to hit the Buy It Now button when I realized I can't afford the shipping. |
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 Rtaylor32
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
9 Posts
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Thursday, September 15, 2011 4:48:01 AM
his hair was messed up in back in the day |
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 Vimto
Male, 40-49, Europe
1988 Posts
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Thursday, September 15, 2011 4:37:49 AM
Give me an 'S'
Give me an 'H'
Give me an 'O'
Give me an ... ow, stop hitting me. |
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 jravity1
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
45 Posts
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Wednesday, September 14, 2011 3:23:08 PM
to everyone who wonders why a vampires image actually shows up ...its because hes not a vampire... hes just immortal. duh
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 rustedbrolly
Male, 18-29, Southern US
59 Posts
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Wednesday, September 14, 2011 10:07:33 AM
Buy it now for $1,000,000.
(Plus $2.75 Shipping and Handling) |
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 nayrbarr
Male, 13-17, Europe
350 Posts
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Wednesday, September 14, 2011 8:34:36 AM
@xtkm1x It varies from story to story. I know that in the Darren Shan books and Vampire the Requiem they blur in photos. I've heard of them not showing up at all elsewhere, but I can't think where exactly. |
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 tommy2X4
Male, 50-59, Eastern US
2808 Posts
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Wednesday, September 14, 2011 6:35:55 AM
Nah, he's just drunk and half asleep. |
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 Pandabee
Female, 30-39, Europe
726 Posts
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Wednesday, September 14, 2011 12:26:55 AM
Crap! Does that mean Tyler's right? I'm not a beautiful or unique snowflake. |
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 xtkm1x
Male, 13-17, Southern US
418 Posts
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Wednesday, September 14, 2011 12:16:41 AM
DrProfessor, are you sure? I've only ever heard that vampires don't show up in mirrors. |
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 MrLill
Male, 18-29, Western US
348 Posts
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Tuesday, September 13, 2011 10:07:11 PM
lol DrProfessor |
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 MrPeabody
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
1440 Posts
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Tuesday, September 13, 2011 9:59:21 PM
Isn't his skin supposed to be all sparkly in the sunlight?
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jcarb10
Male, 18-29, Western US
25 Posts
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Tuesday, September 13, 2011 9:11:29 PM
More proof that Nicolas Cage is a vampire. go to 0:23
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xP1-oquwoL8 |
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 Angelmassb
Male, 18-29, S. America
15474 Posts
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Tuesday, September 13, 2011 8:28:05 PM
Real vampires are not physically immortal, there are vampires who consider themselves to be "spiritually immortal" because they remember their past lives in more detail than normal people do. |
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 DrProfessor
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
3524 Posts
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Tuesday, September 13, 2011 8:11:46 PM
Idiot. Vampires don't show up in pictures. |
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MackenBurger
Male, 18-29, Western US
46 Posts
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Tuesday, September 13, 2011 8:03:40 PM
Nice try. Vamps dont show up in photos |
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 Fatninja01
Male, 18-29, Australia
23995 Posts
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Tuesday, September 13, 2011 7:53:26 PM
wow... good luck if they sell that. It doesnt even look like him |
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 LazyMe484
Male, 18-29, Canada
10503 Posts
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Tuesday, September 13, 2011 7:41:01 PM
SOLD! |
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 PringleMan
Female, 13-17, Canada
1364 Posts
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Tuesday, September 13, 2011 6:45:55 PM
wow, a million bucks... |
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darkmagic14n
Male, 18-29, Western US
1634 Posts
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Tuesday, September 13, 2011 6:02:42 PM
he's not a vampire, he's a wizard
see Sorcerer's Apprentice |
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cyborg
Male, 13-17, Midwest US
2799 Posts
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Tuesday, September 13, 2011 5:31:04 PM
i think it's the price of $1,000,000 which makes it hilarious. 4 stars. |
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 syke22
Male, 18-29, Southern US
1029 Posts
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Tuesday, September 13, 2011 5:23:16 PM
lol 2.75 shipping |
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gymcoach29
Male, 30-39, Western US
183 Posts
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Tuesday, September 13, 2011 5:22:46 PM
I actually emailed the guy..Here was my question:
Dear jack_mord,
Don't you think it is a little much to be asking a MILLION dollars for a
photo? Even if he is a vampire and this picture is of Nick Cage, WHY would
a photo be worth a MILLION DOLLARS? Besides, assuming you get a million
dollars for the photo, don't you think it is a little petty to ask $2.75
for shipping? I would think you would ship it for free...
-gymcoach29
And his response:
Dear gymcoach29,
Well, I'm asking a million dollars OR BEST OFFER. So I'd be willing to take
as little as $999,899. That's way better than free shipping.
-jack_mord
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 danthew
Male, 18-29, Europe
2137 Posts
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Tuesday, September 13, 2011 4:45:04 PM
You'd think after $1000000 you'd give free p&p... |
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 trippyhippy9
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
499 Posts
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Tuesday, September 13, 2011 4:44:39 PM
I like how everyone is a scholar when the topic has to do with creatures that don't exist. |
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 Inter237
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
2449 Posts
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Tuesday, September 13, 2011 4:19:34 PM
"Original c.1870 carte de visite showing a man who looks exactly like
Nick Cage. Personally, I believe it's him and that he is some sort of
walking undead / vampire, et cetera, who quickens / reinvents
himself once every 75 years or so. 150 years from now, he might
be a politician, the leader of a cult, or a talk show host."
Here's the ebay description. |
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