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Nicolas Cage Is A Vampire? According To eBay [Pic]

Hits: 22706 | Rating: (3.1) | Category: Weird | Added by: Ani187
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jarjarburns
Male, 18-29, Western US
 17 Posts
Friday, September 16, 2011 11:17:43 PM
I was just about to hit the Buy It Now button when I realized I can't afford the shipping.

Rtaylor32
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 9 Posts
Thursday, September 15, 2011 4:48:01 AM
his hair was messed up in back in the day

Vimto
Male, 40-49, Europe
 2630 Posts
Thursday, September 15, 2011 4:37:49 AM
Give me an 'S'
Give me an 'H'
Give me an 'O'
Give me an ... ow, stop hitting me.

jravity1
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 45 Posts
Wednesday, September 14, 2011 3:23:08 PM
to everyone who wonders why a vampires image actually shows up ...its because hes not a vampire... hes just immortal. duh

rustedbrolly
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 59 Posts
Wednesday, September 14, 2011 10:07:33 AM
Buy it now for $1,000,000.

(Plus $2.75 Shipping and Handling)

nayrbarr
Male, 18-29, Europe
 368 Posts
Wednesday, September 14, 2011 8:34:36 AM
@xtkm1x It varies from story to story. I know that in the Darren Shan books and Vampire the Requiem they blur in photos. I've heard of them not showing up at all elsewhere, but I can't think where exactly.

tommy2X4
Male, 50-59, Eastern US
 3383 Posts
Wednesday, September 14, 2011 6:35:55 AM
Nah, he's just drunk and half asleep.

Pandabee
Female, 40-49, Europe
 838 Posts
Wednesday, September 14, 2011 12:26:55 AM
Crap! Does that mean Tyler's right? I'm not a beautiful or unique snowflake.

xtkm1x
Male, 13-17, Southern US
 418 Posts
Wednesday, September 14, 2011 12:16:41 AM
DrProfessor, are you sure? I've only ever heard that vampires don't show up in mirrors.

MrLill
Male, 18-29, Western US
 362 Posts
Tuesday, September 13, 2011 10:07:11 PM
lol DrProfessor

MrPeabody
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 1795 Posts
Tuesday, September 13, 2011 9:59:21 PM
Isn't his skin supposed to be all sparkly in the sunlight?


jcarb10
Male, 18-29, Western US
 25 Posts
Tuesday, September 13, 2011 9:11:29 PM
More proof that Nicolas Cage is a vampire. go to 0:23
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xP1-oquwoL8

Angelmassb
Male, 18-29, S. America
 15498 Posts
Tuesday, September 13, 2011 8:28:05 PM
Real vampires are not physically immortal, there are vampires who consider themselves to be "spiritually immortal" because they remember their past lives in more detail than normal people do.

DrProfessor
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 3884 Posts
Tuesday, September 13, 2011 8:11:46 PM
Idiot. Vampires don't show up in pictures.

MackenBurger
Male, 18-29, Western US
 46 Posts
Tuesday, September 13, 2011 8:03:40 PM
Nice try. Vamps dont show up in photos

Fatninja01
Male, 18-29, Australia
 24737 Posts
Tuesday, September 13, 2011 7:53:26 PM
wow... good luck if they sell that. It doesnt even look like him

LazyMe484
Male, 18-29, Canada
 10503 Posts
Tuesday, September 13, 2011 7:41:01 PM
SOLD!

PringleMan
Female, 13-17, Canada
 1364 Posts
Tuesday, September 13, 2011 6:45:55 PM
wow, a million bucks...

darkmagic14n
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1633 Posts
Tuesday, September 13, 2011 6:02:42 PM
he's not a vampire, he's a wizard

see Sorcerer's Apprentice

cyborg
Male, 13-17, Midwest US
 2799 Posts
Tuesday, September 13, 2011 5:31:04 PM
i think it's the price of $1,000,000 which makes it hilarious. 4 stars.

syke22
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 1137 Posts
Tuesday, September 13, 2011 5:23:16 PM
lol 2.75 shipping

gymcoach29
Male, 30-39, Western US
 335 Posts
Tuesday, September 13, 2011 5:22:46 PM
I actually emailed the guy..Here was my question:

Dear jack_mord,

Don't you think it is a little much to be asking a MILLION dollars for a
photo? Even if he is a vampire and this picture is of Nick Cage, WHY would
a photo be worth a MILLION DOLLARS? Besides, assuming you get a million
dollars for the photo, don't you think it is a little petty to ask $2.75
for shipping? I would think you would ship it for free...

-gymcoach29

And his response:

Dear gymcoach29,

Well, I'm asking a million dollars OR BEST OFFER. So I'd be willing to take
as little as $999,899. That's way better than free shipping.

-jack_mord

danthew
Male, 18-29, Europe
 2137 Posts
Tuesday, September 13, 2011 4:45:04 PM
You'd think after $1000000 you'd give free p&p...

trippyhippy9
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 562 Posts
Tuesday, September 13, 2011 4:44:39 PM
I like how everyone is a scholar when the topic has to do with creatures that don't exist.

Inter237
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 2449 Posts
Tuesday, September 13, 2011 4:19:34 PM
"Original c.1870 carte de visite showing a man who looks exactly like
Nick Cage. Personally, I believe it's him and that he is some sort of
walking undead / vampire, et cetera, who quickens / reinvents
himself once every 75 years or so. 150 years from now, he might
be a politician, the leader of a cult, or a talk show host."


Here's the ebay description.

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