 carmium
Female, 50-59, Canada
 4017 Posts
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Wednesday, September 14, 2011 11:02:01 PM
So a duck walks into a pub. The bartender says "Oi! Where'd you come from, little fella?"
To his astonishment, the ducks answers him!
"I'm working construction across the street."
"Gor blimey, that's amazing! Why aren't you in the circus or something? You'd get rich!"
"What the f*ck would a circus want with a bricklaying duck?" |
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 phoneybone
Male, 18-29, Western US
1750 Posts
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Wednesday, September 14, 2011 10:51:56 AM
i turned on the closed captioning for this vid
hilarity ensued...apparently google doesn't recognize the british accent very well |
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 PierreJeanFR
Male, 40-49, Europe
1336 Posts
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Wednesday, September 14, 2011 4:17:41 AM
I wished he'd jumped in the car like the ducks of hazzard do. |
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 Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
25554 Posts
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Wednesday, September 14, 2011 1:02:07 AM
There are duck training competitions? o.O |
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 madduck
Female, 40-49, Europe
2819 Posts
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Wednesday, September 14, 2011 12:04:48 AM
Very sweet, as long as they understand how long this duck could live and that it can never be released into the wild. If the states did not sell ducklings chicks and baby bunnies to sell with Easter baskets there would not be a problem with dumped and unwanted oet ducks, I love mine very much. Sweet as this is- if you see somewhere selling ducklings as pets or for fun- please ask them to stop and see if it is legal where you are ( New York forbids it) |
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 LazyMe484
Male, 18-29, Canada
10503 Posts
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Tuesday, September 13, 2011 8:33:52 PM
Awwwww. :) He's lookin' a little thin for eating though, |
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 MrHoobToYou
Male, 40-49, Western US
406 Posts
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Tuesday, September 13, 2011 3:33:51 PM
"He goes down rather well."
THATS WHAT SHE SAID! |
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 sethmccary
Male, 18-29, Southern US
208 Posts
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Tuesday, September 13, 2011 2:49:24 PM
No ducking way!! |
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 PringleMan
Female, 13-17, Canada
1364 Posts
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Tuesday, September 13, 2011 2:33:23 PM
how nice... the duck seem very calm. |
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 Crabes
Male, 30-39, Canada
929 Posts
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Tuesday, September 13, 2011 1:53:32 PM
@maddest all animal shouldnt be in an appartment if you have a land even a small suburb land then its fine. |
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 Fatninja01
Male, 18-29, Australia
23995 Posts
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Tuesday, September 13, 2011 1:52:30 PM
Well.. thats pretty cool! obviously the duck wants to be a dog tho :) |
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Crabes
Male, 30-39, Canada
929 Posts
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Tuesday, September 13, 2011 1:51:56 PM
nice chicks magnets old boy |
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 ggolbez
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
1814 Posts
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Tuesday, September 13, 2011 1:51:16 PM
Ah, yes, this just came across my desk. Here is a story of a 100-year-old woman who claims to have a recipe for the world's greatest meat loaf. |
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 madest
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
6406 Posts
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Tuesday, September 13, 2011 1:51:13 PM
I like this. Humans and animals coinciding as if we don't plan of having duck for Thanksgiving. More shops should be pet / animal friendly. Leash laws should only be for the people who who are unable to control their dogs. Birds are super smart. They can fashion tools, build homes, find their way 1000's of miles and in some cases even talk. Keeping a bird as a pet however seems wrong to me. If you could fly would you want to live in a cage? |
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 DuckBoy87
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
2087 Posts
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Tuesday, September 13, 2011 1:43:31 PM
Ducks are chick magnets. |
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 piperfawn
Male, 30-39, Europe
3156 Posts
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Tuesday, September 13, 2011 1:35:34 PM
Link: Absolutely Quackers: The Duck Who Goes Shopping [Rate Link] - Barrie Hayman has a new pal: an 11 week-old duck that follows him everywhere he goes, down the shops or into the pub. |
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