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Absolutely Quackers: The Duck Who Goes Shopping

Hits: 10634 | Rating: (2.6) | Category: Funny | Added by: piperfawn
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Female, 50-59, Canada
 6406 Posts
Wednesday, September 14, 2011 11:02:01 PM
So a duck walks into a pub. The bartender says "Oi! Where'd you come from, little fella?"
To his astonishment, the ducks answers him!
"I'm working construction across the street."
"Gor blimey, that's amazing! Why aren't you in the circus or something? You'd get rich!"
"What the f*ck would a circus want with a bricklaying duck?"

Male, 18-29, Western US
 1750 Posts
Wednesday, September 14, 2011 10:51:56 AM
i turned on the closed captioning for this vid

hilarity ensued...apparently google doesn't recognize the british accent very well

Male, 40-49, Europe
 1341 Posts
Wednesday, September 14, 2011 4:17:41 AM
I wished he'd jumped in the car like the ducks of hazzard do.

Male, 50-59, Western US
 34159 Posts
Wednesday, September 14, 2011 1:02:07 AM

There are duck training competitions? o.O

Female, 50-59, Europe
 6845 Posts
Wednesday, September 14, 2011 12:04:48 AM
Very sweet, as long as they understand how long this duck could live and that it can never be released into the wild. If the states did not sell ducklings chicks and baby bunnies to sell with Easter baskets there would not be a problem with dumped and unwanted oet ducks, I love mine very much. Sweet as this is- if you see somewhere selling ducklings as pets or for fun- please ask them to stop and see if it is legal where you are ( New York forbids it)

Male, 18-29, Canada
 10503 Posts
Tuesday, September 13, 2011 8:33:52 PM
Awwwww. :) He's lookin' a little thin for eating though,

Male, 40-49, Western US
 409 Posts
Tuesday, September 13, 2011 3:33:51 PM
"He goes down rather well."

Male, 18-29, Southern US
 208 Posts
Tuesday, September 13, 2011 2:49:24 PM
No ducking way!!

Female, 13-17, Canada
 1364 Posts
Tuesday, September 13, 2011 2:33:23 PM
how nice... the duck seem very calm.

Male, 30-39, Canada
 1050 Posts
Tuesday, September 13, 2011 1:53:32 PM
@maddest all animal shouldnt be in an appartment if you have a land even a small suburb land then its fine.

Male, 30-39, Australia
 25197 Posts
Tuesday, September 13, 2011 1:52:30 PM
Well.. thats pretty cool! obviously the duck wants to be a dog tho :)

Male, 30-39, Canada
 1050 Posts
Tuesday, September 13, 2011 1:51:56 PM
nice chicks magnets old boy

Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 1945 Posts
Tuesday, September 13, 2011 1:51:16 PM
Ah, yes, this just came across my desk. Here is a story of a 100-year-old woman who claims to have a recipe for the world's greatest meat loaf.

Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 6465 Posts
Tuesday, September 13, 2011 1:51:13 PM
I like this. Humans and animals coinciding as if we don't plan of having duck for Thanksgiving. More shops should be pet / animal friendly. Leash laws should only be for the people who who are unable to control their dogs. Birds are super smart. They can fashion tools, build homes, find their way 1000's of miles and in some cases even talk. Keeping a bird as a pet however seems wrong to me. If you could fly would you want to live in a cage?

Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 2886 Posts
Tuesday, September 13, 2011 1:43:31 PM
Ducks are chick magnets.

Male, 30-39, Europe
 4013 Posts
Tuesday, September 13, 2011 1:35:34 PM
Link: Absolutely Quackers: The Duck Who Goes Shopping [Rate Link] - Barrie Hayman has a new pal: an 11 week-old duck that follows him everywhere he goes, down the shops or into the pub.

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