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The Bible: New Interwebz Version [Pic]

Hits: 21052 | Rating: (2.1) | Category: Funny | Added by: ledzeppeloyd
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fishgul69
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 917 Posts
Thursday, September 22, 2011 8:19:39 PM
is it wrong that I heard my family's Caribbean accent when reading this?

artvamp27
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 42 Posts
Monday, September 12, 2011 10:07:25 PM
I would definitely read my bible more if it was this lol

GurnBlanston
Male, 40-49, Western US
 248 Posts
Monday, September 12, 2011 2:36:28 PM
@inversegrav 1. There's no hate here. Disrespect maybe, but certainly no hate. 2. These a$$holes didn't create it, they just posted it. If someone else creates a likewise version of the Quran, I'm sure these a$$holes would post it.

Tobunshi
Male, 18-29, Europe
 681 Posts
Monday, September 12, 2011 11:07:23 AM
I don't know what irritates me more - lolcats or christians.

SvampeBob
Male, 18-29, Europe
 3088 Posts
Sunday, September 11, 2011 11:50:31 PM
pfff bulpoo typical religion. they are always ignoring the facts, like it wasn't a invisible man everybody knows that it was ceiling cat that created everything.

Angelmassb
Male, 18-29, S. America
 15498 Posts
Sunday, September 11, 2011 6:58:53 PM
lolcatbible is much much older and better

TheBLB
Male, 18-29, Canada
 244 Posts
Sunday, September 11, 2011 5:04:58 PM
cool post from 1906 bro

sunday_scour
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 275 Posts
Sunday, September 11, 2011 2:04:13 PM
@srgkowala THANKS!

NightHack
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 204 Posts
Sunday, September 11, 2011 11:05:09 AM
This is the lolcat bible and it has been around forever.

Jade_Phoenix
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 405 Posts
Sunday, September 11, 2011 10:47:10 AM
My eyes started bleeding when I read this...

fianzo
Male, 18-29, Europe
 73 Posts
Sunday, September 11, 2011 9:57:36 AM
"The difference is that some sects of Muslims are militant and relentless and most Christians are as docile as a mouse in a spinning wheel"

The difference is that some sects of Christians are militant and relentless and most Muslims are as docile as a mouse in a spinning wheel

CWUTIDIDTHERE.


SapphireHart
Female, 18-29, Europe
 414 Posts
Sunday, September 11, 2011 9:31:42 AM
Haha. The best one is the street bible:
"First off, nothing. No light, no time, no substance, no matter. Second off, God starts it all up and WHAP! Stuff everywhere! The cosmos in chaos: no shape, no form, no function– just darkness ... total. And floating above it all, God’s Holy Spirit, ready to play. Day one: Then God’s voice booms out, "Lights!" and, from nowhere, light floods the skies and "night" is swept off the scene."

DrProfessor
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 3884 Posts
Sunday, September 11, 2011 9:10:59 AM
This is asinine and unentertaining.

Jade_Phoenix
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 405 Posts
Sunday, September 11, 2011 8:56:27 AM
My eyes started bleeding when I read this...

Jasonbobdude
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 1602 Posts
Sunday, September 11, 2011 8:49:03 AM
"The difference is that some sects of Muslims are militant and relentless and most Christians are as docile as a mouse in a spinning wheel"

This

slut_etta
Female, 50-59, Southern US
 3422 Posts
Sunday, September 11, 2011 8:06:43 AM
same dumb fairytale, different packaging

HOBOMOE
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 515 Posts
Sunday, September 11, 2011 7:56:02 AM
The difference is that some sects of Muslims are militant and relentless and most Christians are as docile as a mouse in a spinning wheel

inversegrav
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 770 Posts
Sunday, September 11, 2011 7:23:36 AM
You a$$holes wouldn't dare show this kind of disrespect and hate to a copy of the Quran though will you.

sosueme1966
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 430 Posts
Sunday, September 11, 2011 6:31:42 AM
They actually managed to make the Bible sound dumber that it already did.

tommy2X4
Male, 50-59, Eastern US
 3383 Posts
Sunday, September 11, 2011 6:17:08 AM
Someone has to much time and money on their handz.

Wendypants
Female, 30-39, Canada
 2119 Posts
Sunday, September 11, 2011 5:26:43 AM
"Lolcat bible"? "Interweb bible"? either way it seems like 'the bible written by a retard' to me.

srgkoala
Male, 18-29, Canada
 295 Posts
Sunday, September 11, 2011 5:03:38 AM
It's not quite the same but here: http://www.lolcatbible.com

sunday_scour
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 275 Posts
Sunday, September 11, 2011 3:57:05 AM
Where can I get a copy? Is this just a one page prank or is there really a whole Bible like this? Is this for sale or custom made? Any source or link is appreciated.

Selous
Male, 30-39, Australia
 1205 Posts
Sunday, September 11, 2011 3:09:12 AM
i just got a little dumber

Link_Hiei
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 5190 Posts
Sunday, September 11, 2011 2:51:04 AM
Haha nice. I'd read it.

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