 LandoGriffin
Male, 30-39, Western US
 4336 Posts
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Monday, August 01, 2011 12:25:46 PM
@LazyMe
All platformers suck. Every last one of them. Games for kids are what they are.
... And even when I was a kid I never played them. When I was 10 I played age of empires 2 non stop.
I bet you are lots of fun at parties. When I was 10, my favorite game was Dig Dug on Atari 2600. Because games are supposed to be, well, you know, fun. This game was fun for a few minutes. |
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 Thetas
Male, 18-29, Western US
1538 Posts
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Monday, August 01, 2011 4:46:33 AM
Got real hard real fast. |
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 DoctorSlutba
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
46 Posts
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Sunday, July 31, 2011 11:45:58 PM
Fun game, reminds me of super meat boy. |
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 Elegy
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
156 Posts
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Sunday, July 31, 2011 10:48:37 PM
I can definitely apply my ragequit function here. |
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 Fatninja01
Male, 18-29, Australia
23998 Posts
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Sunday, July 31, 2011 2:33:42 PM
meh... |
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 Batmanners
Male, 18-29, Canada
4012 Posts
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Sunday, July 31, 2011 12:10:46 PM
I tried to play it, but those tits....I couldn't stop fapping...
ME GUSTA! |
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 vmeyer
Male, 18-29, S. America
142 Posts
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Sunday, July 31, 2011 10:53:43 AM
anyone else got stuck at the level "outside"? |
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 cobrakiller
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
6864 Posts
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Sunday, July 31, 2011 10:26:25 AM
lazyme, i hate strategy games. i have to think enough in my real life, when i play a game i like it to be mindless fun or pure entertainment. |
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 TangoDexx
Male, 18-29, Europe
159 Posts
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Sunday, July 31, 2011 9:04:53 AM
Anyone know the name of the music? I know the artist is Scattle, just unsure of the actual song name. Also, press the little button next to shift, and a FPS counter comes up. |
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 LazyMe484
Male, 18-29, Canada
10503 Posts
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Sunday, July 31, 2011 8:15:01 AM
All platformers suck. Every last one of them. Games for kids are what they are.
... And even when I was a kid I never played them. When I was 10 I played age of empires 2 non stop. |
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cobrakiller
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
6864 Posts
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Sunday, July 31, 2011 7:22:00 AM
4:52:43 and 10:23:38 |
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 SlothOfDoom
Male, 30-39, Canada
2041 Posts
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Sunday, July 31, 2011 5:55:08 AM
No NSFW tag? I just got fired because of the graphic nudity! |
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 Llowbear
Male, 18-29, Europe
35 Posts
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Sunday, July 31, 2011 4:01:50 AM
plays kinda like super meat boy! |
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 MrYouKnow
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
1088 Posts
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Sunday, July 31, 2011 3:57:31 AM
Also, 6:48.48
and this music is tantalizing. |
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MrYouKnow
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
1088 Posts
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Sunday, July 31, 2011 3:47:49 AM
Reminds me of Meat Boy.
The not so super version. |
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 RyanF701
Male, 18-29, Western US
2558 Posts
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Sunday, July 31, 2011 3:43:36 AM
"
Okay, after trying to play the extra levels, I'm giving this game 1 star. those levels are impossible."
What a stupid thing to say. Because you suck at a game, the game sucks? Sounds like umad brah, and ragequit.
They are definitely not impossible, I finished the real game in 7 minutes and the extra levels in 15. |
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 tedgp
Male, 30-39, Europe
2984 Posts
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Sunday, July 31, 2011 3:19:49 AM
Helps if it was actually embedded correctly on this site. |
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 TR-Wolf
Male, 18-29, Europe
1565 Posts
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Sunday, July 31, 2011 2:26:36 AM
Doesn't load properly for me. You click "Play" then its a black screen with an arrow which you can't move. Ah well. |
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 Buiadh
Male, 18-29, Europe
6651 Posts
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Sunday, July 31, 2011 2:02:51 AM
Wow! A game on IAB! There's not been games for..... ages! |
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 Djer
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
843 Posts
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Saturday, July 30, 2011 10:44:58 PM
Okay, after trying to play the extra levels, I'm giving this game 1 star. those levels are impossible. |
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 freddyferret
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
9907 Posts
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Saturday, July 30, 2011 8:51:18 PM
You have to hold shift and use the arrow keys to run. |
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 Thdot
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
660 Posts
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Saturday, July 30, 2011 8:38:50 PM
Beat it. 0:10:18.97 |
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 DShephard
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
1589 Posts
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Saturday, July 30, 2011 8:24:14 PM
I don't understand, the guy in the suit just stands there. |
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Djer
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
843 Posts
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Saturday, July 30, 2011 7:38:50 PM
So basically this game is just an excuse to have a bunch of little 8-bit naked people running around getting chopped up in the most gruesome way possible?
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cobrakiller
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
6864 Posts
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Saturday, July 30, 2011 3:34:40 PM
Link: Dire Haven [Rate Link] - A simple platformer with little pixelated naked people. |
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