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6 Things Men Do To Get Laid...

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BunnyNaku
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 5245 Posts
Tuesday, July 19, 2011 2:09:56 AM
cracked! i havent been there in ages XD

TwoTone
Male, 18-29, Europe
 56 Posts
Sunday, July 17, 2011 3:41:14 PM
So, thing to learn, don't try too hard. So anyone who sought that article out just self sabotaged.

Flashpacker
Male, 18-29, Europe
 663 Posts
Saturday, July 16, 2011 6:35:32 AM
Does #2 mean that it's the womens fault that this planet sucks?

Lionhart2
Male, 40-49, Australia
 8285 Posts
Friday, July 15, 2011 10:36:13 PM
Apparently, we're Doing It Wrong.

Rawrg
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 935 Posts
Friday, July 15, 2011 4:37:03 PM
This article is stupid. These things only qualify if she's into you or not, which, since this is mainly applying to bar hookup scenarios, she'll determine in 30 milliseconds by the way you look. If it's actually in the real world, if you're mildly attractive and don't set off the douche alarm, you can do all of these things within reason and still be fine.

Kind of like us guys hate it when unattractive / annoying women are all over us, sitting in our laps, flirting with us, acting like they know us when they don't, spewing small talk banalities our way, etc. Depending on whether or not we're interested in you, for whatever reason, determines how much crazy we'll put up with.

LazyMe484
Male, 18-29, Canada
 10503 Posts
Friday, July 15, 2011 3:45:53 PM
So according to this article... I should just be rich and not care. Right... might as well hire a prostitute then.

SoberGuy
Male, 18-29, S. America
 347 Posts
Friday, July 15, 2011 3:29:53 PM
EVERYTHING. everything a man normally does is to get laid. thats why we have jobs and shower and buy stuff. without the perspective of getting some ass men would still live in caves.

Bealzebubble
Male, 18-29, Australia
 314 Posts
Friday, July 15, 2011 3:24:47 PM
Number 1 is so true. Whenever I talk to a girl who I find attractive I forget the how the entire English language works and end up making her think I'm an idiot.

Fatninja01
Male, 18-29, Australia
 24534 Posts
Friday, July 15, 2011 2:26:23 PM
They forget... being a douche!

ieatbunnies
Male, 30-39, Western US
 917 Posts
Friday, July 15, 2011 2:25:51 PM
Just be rich... nuff said.

PringleMan
Female, 13-17, Canada
 1364 Posts
Friday, July 15, 2011 11:58:36 AM
I rather like the name George.

Scuzoid
Male, 30-39, Western US
 1270 Posts
Friday, July 15, 2011 11:10:44 AM
"Tall, rich, funny, sexy, single, strong, good-looking, smart, romantic, charming, warm, sweet, sensitive, clever, athletic, kind, generous, punctual, sincere, and of course be able to know exactly what is bothering her when you ask and she says "nothing"."

This is how I've introduced myself for the past ten years. Get outta my head.

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33910 Posts
Friday, July 15, 2011 11:10:04 AM

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 25266 Posts
Friday, July 15, 2011 10:48:14 AM
vv @slut_etta my number is 555-CATS honey!

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33910 Posts
Friday, July 15, 2011 9:31:57 AM

It's not hard to figure out what women want in a man.
He just has to be tall, rich, funny, sexy, single, strong, good-looking, smart, romantic, charming, warm, sweet, sensitive, clever, athletic, kind, generous, punctual, sincere, and of course be able to know exactly what is bothering her when you ask and she says "nothing".

slut_etta
Female, 50-59, Southern US
 3336 Posts
Friday, July 15, 2011 9:31:23 AM
i guess i must be old fashioned and have low standards. i like a man who showers regularly, works for a living, doesn't hit me, and treats my dog nice. and if he doesn't have the table manners of a rabid baboon, that helps too.

xCYBERDYNEx
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 4799 Posts
Friday, July 15, 2011 9:24:04 AM
This article is ancient.
Batmanners you are freaking hilarious sir

Jade_Phoenix
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 405 Posts
Friday, July 15, 2011 9:12:26 AM
Oh Cracked...what I would still be ignorant about if it weren't for you. <3

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33910 Posts
Friday, July 15, 2011 8:57:13 AM

On a first day, women want to know who you are as a person,
so it's good to talk about yourself all night.

Also, she wants to know you don't have intimacy issues so be sure
to touch her a lot. Especially in intimate areas such as the breasts and her ass.

MikeyNiv
Male, 18-29, Europe
 701 Posts
Friday, July 15, 2011 8:37:43 AM
Actually having just read them, they all sound totally wrong. I've seen many articles that suggest the exact opposite.

MikeyNiv
Male, 18-29, Europe
 701 Posts
Friday, July 15, 2011 8:36:05 AM
Im gonna need these tonight

shappy
Male, 18-29, Canada
 758 Posts
Friday, July 15, 2011 8:28:43 AM
batmanners is my new hero

Batmanners
Male, 18-29, Canada
 4012 Posts
Friday, July 15, 2011 8:12:32 AM
As a straight guy, I know what women want. They want a guy who isn't insecure about his sexuality. This makes them think "This guy is insecure, he must have a complex about the size of his penis". Let them know you don't care, which tells them, you have a big dick.

Next time you want to impress a girl, start kissing dudes, even if they aren't gay.... Kiss rape them.

Batmanners
Male, 18-29, Canada
 4012 Posts
Friday, July 15, 2011 8:09:27 AM
"Instead, you should lower your eyes. Try staring at her breasts all night instead. She'll dig it, and you."

I do that to girls I don't give a crap about. They usually give me the "OMG YOU'RE STARING AT MY TITS!" look... to which I return with a "Yes I was checking out your tits, and I am not embarrassed you caught me" look.

If you're going to put food out on the table, and I'm not allowed to eat it, I'll at least stare at it.

jimbro
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 184 Posts
Friday, July 15, 2011 8:06:34 AM
@ZsaZsaGoar

i know you are only talking to me because my name is James. you dont fool me for a second.

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