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How To Hypnotize A Chicken

Hits: 14318 | Rating: (2.4) | Category: Weird | Added by: kitteh9lives
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ManicWolf
Female, 18-29, Europe
 62 Posts
Wednesday, July 06, 2011 6:42:45 PM
Ah that's noting, I've successfully hypnotised 20 chickens to walk and cluck like a chicken when I snap my fingers... wait a minute.

tika12001
Female, 18-29, Australia
 2195 Posts
Wednesday, July 06, 2011 3:25:48 AM
"Oh my god. I need about 500 chickens and someone's house/drive way that I really hate. Best. Prank. Ever."

HAHA love it.

shinu
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 1394 Posts
Tuesday, July 05, 2011 5:03:00 PM
6 Tricks That Let You Control Animals Like The Beast Master

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Fatninja01
Male, 18-29, Australia
 24613 Posts
Tuesday, July 05, 2011 3:28:42 PM
things you dont need to know

schecter5
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 412 Posts
Tuesday, July 05, 2011 3:20:48 PM
Oh my god. I need about 500 chickens and someone's house/drive way that I really hate. Best. Prank. Ever.

GhettoNinja
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 889 Posts
Tuesday, July 05, 2011 2:17:47 PM
Query: How long can a chicken live without it's head?

Answer: 18 mos. is the world record

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33910 Posts
Tuesday, July 05, 2011 1:54:16 PM

We used to put the chicken on it's back, then move your hand over it in a circle 4 or 5 times to hypnotize the bird.

worked every time... Does not work on pigs.

josebrwn
Male, 40-49, Western US
 12 Posts
Tuesday, July 05, 2011 12:55:18 PM
You don't need chalk, you can just trace a line with your finger. We used to do this when we were kids.

Mailbox
Male, 18-29, Europe
 255 Posts
Tuesday, July 05, 2011 12:53:10 PM
who figured that out?

savemejebus
Female, 30-39, Midwest US
 143 Posts
Tuesday, July 05, 2011 12:45:33 PM
That's crazy!

Oystah
Female, 40-49, Eastern US
 3895 Posts
Tuesday, July 05, 2011 12:21:49 PM
@rogue knight - :) funny!

Oystah
Female, 40-49, Eastern US
 3895 Posts
Tuesday, July 05, 2011 12:21:04 PM
They have a chicken AND a pool?

JoeYC
Male, 18-29, Europe
 725 Posts
Tuesday, July 05, 2011 12:03:30 PM
chloroform is lovely stuff!

GParadox
Female, 18-29, Western US
 740 Posts
Tuesday, July 05, 2011 11:29:38 AM
....But that's like HYPNOTIZING CHICKENS! Got a lust for liiiiife....

Sachi001
Male, 30-39, Asia
 598 Posts
Tuesday, July 05, 2011 11:25:27 AM
Where's Super Chicken when you need him?

cyborg
Male, 13-17, Midwest US
 2799 Posts
Tuesday, July 05, 2011 11:25:26 AM
and i'd like to know how the first guy that did this, thought it up.

cyborg
Male, 13-17, Midwest US
 2799 Posts
Tuesday, July 05, 2011 11:24:32 AM
i heard of this a long time ago but never tried it

Mad_Irish
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 67 Posts
Tuesday, July 05, 2011 11:13:56 AM
It's not the chalk or anything else. If you take a cayman or a small alligator and turn them upside down, they go into what seems to be a trance. Turns out, their hearts are not capable of effectively pumping blood while in that position and are losing blood flow to the brain and muscles. I would imagine that there are similarities in the vascular systems of both that permit this to work.

madest
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 6458 Posts
Tuesday, July 05, 2011 11:05:54 AM
Just what the internet was invented for. So hillbilly offspring could show you city folk how they screw with your dinner before you eat it. No harm no foul on this one but I'd avoid lamb at all costs.

tn11
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1601 Posts
Tuesday, July 05, 2011 10:57:48 AM
C'mon, everyone knows this. Right? I mean... right?

rogue_knight
Male, 40-49, Western US
 869 Posts
Tuesday, July 05, 2011 10:48:12 AM
So they video taped him "chalking his chicken"!!!

Tubby12370
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 1369 Posts
Tuesday, July 05, 2011 10:24:23 AM
Its practicing getting its head chopped off.

xCYBERDYNEx
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 4799 Posts
Tuesday, July 05, 2011 10:23:06 AM
Now's your chance, KILL IT

kitteh9lives
Female, 70 & Over, Eastern US
 1443 Posts
Tuesday, July 05, 2011 10:10:47 AM
Link: How To Hypnotize A Chicken [Rate Link] - WTF....weird stuff happening here.


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