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My Little Ponies Sing 'F@ck Sh!t Stack'

Hits: 14680 | Rating: (2.9) | Category: Entertainment | Added by: kitteh9lives
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Squrlz4Sale
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 3290 Posts
Friday, May 03, 2013 4:32:23 PM
(Cont'd)

W: Do you see your personality? It's very irritating. That's why I'm like this. And anybody would be irritated by someone walking into their house and telling them what they are. So that is pretty irritating. How would you feel if I walked into your house and told you you were an alcoholic because I saw a wine bottle on your desk? Jesus by Lord, I could start going off on opinions on that, but I don't because that's not my assumption to make. And that's not your job to be doing right now.

O2: A denier of their own substance abuse. (Starts moving to exit the house.)

W: Thank you! (In response to his movement to leave.)

O2: Skyler--

(W moves to close door behind O2; as she closes in toward the door, O2 turns and shoves at W forcefully.)

W (sarcastically): Ohhh! Thank you very much!

(O1 re-enters the house.)

O2: Now you're under arrest.

W: No, I'm not.

O2: Yes, you are. (W is taken down to t

Squrlz4Sale
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 3290 Posts
Friday, May 03, 2013 4:31:23 PM
(Cont'd)

W: You actually don't know that.

O2: I do.

W: You don't.

O2: I do.

W: You don't.

O2: Denial: It's not just a river in Egypt.

W: If actually saying "I'm not in denial" is denial, then everybody's in denial.

O2: Skyler, you're in denial.

W: You're in denial--of me, telling you that your job is done and telling you to get out of my house.

O2: You're an abuser. And the worst part about it is you're defensive about it--unnecessarily so.

W: Do you see your personality? It's very irritating. That's why I'm like this. And anybody would be irritated by someone walking into their house and telling them what they are. So that is pretty irritating. How would you feel if I walked into your house and told you you were an alcoholic because I saw a wine bottle on your desk? Jesus by Lord, I could start going off on opinions on that, but I don't because that's not my assumption to make.

Squrlz4Sale
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 3290 Posts
Friday, May 03, 2013 4:30:31 PM
(Cont'd)

O2: Let me answer it this way, let me answer it this way. Had you not been such a highly abrasive--

W: What does that have to do with the investigation of finding out whether someone's (unintelligible).

O2: If you had not been so highly abrasive and unnecessarily uncooperative, we'd be gone by now.

W: I--I-- I was (unintelligible) and you knew what was going on and you decided to stick around to tell me that I was being abrasive. I know I'm being abrasive. I don't particularly enjoy waking up and everybody walking around and unbelieving everything I think. So, I don't know how comfortable that would make you in your own home. And then the fact that I told you I'm uncomfortable, but you won't stand outside like he is (gesturing to O1). Because you know that it makes me uncomfortable, so you (unintelligible).

O2: All I can tell you is I know now that you're a drug abuser and you're in denial about it.

W: You actually don't kn

Squrlz4Sale
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 3290 Posts
Friday, May 03, 2013 4:29:21 PM
(Cont'd)

W: And I don't have to answer that question because there's no investigation going on for any of that at all.

O1: We can plainly view--

W: I don't care what plain view is.

O1: We can plainly view marijuana.

W: What does that have to do with anything?

O1: Because if it belongs to her--

W: It doesn't belong to her.

O1: OK.

W: Does that answer your question?

O1: Maybe.

W: All right. Well, you asked me if it belonged to her, and I said no. That answers the question, does it not?

O1: Only--just--

O2: Let me throw something out here.

O1 to O2: Go ahead.

W: Can I ask a question?

(O1 steps outside the house.)

02: Go ahead, repeat your question.

W: Can I ask if you're done can you leave? Because I don't want to-- (unintelligible).

O2: Let me answer it this way, let me answer it this way. Had you not been such a hig

Squrlz4Sale
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 3290 Posts
Friday, May 03, 2013 4:28:04 PM
(Cont'd)

W: So just because I see that you have a gun does that mean I can assume that you shoot people?

O1: If the need arises. (snap sound: officer snaps open or pats holster?) (Unintelligible) OK?

W: Oh. OK. Just because I have something doesn't mean I need it.

O1: (unintelligible)

W: No, it doesn't! "If the need arises" (quoting the officer's remark about his gun) -- but I don't have a need.

O1: Well, I just wanted you to realize--

W: I do realize.

O1: --that having marijuana in a home with a felon and with young children is not a smart idea.

W: OK. And I understand that.

O1: All right. I'm glad we're all on the same page.

W (sarcastically): Thank you.

O2: Is that your mom's or yours? (pointing to marijuana)

W: It doesn't really matter.

O2: Guess what? Your mother's freedom depends on the answer.

W: And I don't have to answer that question

Squrlz4Sale
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 3290 Posts
Friday, May 03, 2013 4:27:39 PM
TRANSCRIPTION OF START OF VIDEO

(Prior to start of video, OFFICER 1 and OFFICER 2, hereafter O1 and O2, entered domicile of WOMAN, hereafter W, in response to a call concerning a medical emergency.)

(0:00: start of video, start of this transcription)

O1: ...we're satisfied--well, I am.

W: Me, too.

O1: Does he live here?

W: He lives here. I don't know (unintelligible).

O1: Do you live here?

W: Yes.

O1: OK. So... and do you live here all the time?

W: Yeah.

O1: OK, so you're gonna--

O2 (speaking to dispatcher over radio): Ten-four (unintelligible).

O1: So we're going to be smoking marijuana, huh? I mean, I can smell it.

W: I'm not going to have you assume what happens or what's going on--

O1: Skyler!

W: I don't--I don't care! That's an assumption. That is an assumption.

O1: So we're gonna--

(Cont'd next post)

(Cont'd)

Squrlz4Sale
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 3290 Posts
Friday, May 03, 2013 4:27:12 PM
TRANSCRIPTION OF START OF VIDEO

(Prior to start of video, OFFICER 1 and OFFICER 2, hereafter O1 and O2,

entered domicile of WOMAN, hereafter W, in response to a call concerning a

medical emergency.)

(0:00: start of video, start of this transcription)

O1: ...we're satisfied--well, I am.

W: Me, too.

O1: Does he live here?

W: He lives here. I don't know (unintelligible).

O1: Do you live here?

W: Yes.

O1: OK. So... and do you live here all the time?

W: Yeah.

O1: OK, so you're gonna--

O2 (speaking to dispatcher over radio): Ten-four (unintelligible).

O1: So we're going to be smoking marijuana, huh? I mean, I can smell it.

W: I'm not going to have you assume what happens or what's going on--

O1: Skyler!

W: I don't--I don't care! That's an assumption. That is an assumption.

O1: So we're gonna--

(Cont'd next post)

Squrlz4Sale
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 3290 Posts
Friday, May 03, 2013 4:26:21 PM
TRANSCRIPTION OF START OF VIDEO

(Prior to start of video, OFFICER 1 and OFFICER 2, hereafter O1 and O2,

entered domicile of WOMAN, hereafter W, in response to a call concerning a

medical emergency.)

(0:00: start of video, start of this transcription)

O1: ...we're satisfied--well, I am.

W: Me, too.

O1: Does he live here?

W: He lives here. I don't know (unintelligible).

O1: Do you live here?

W: Yes.

O1: OK. So... and do you live here all the time?

W: Yeah.

O1: OK, so you're gonna--

O2 (speaking to dispatcher over radio): Ten-four (unintelligible).

O1: So we're going to be smoking marijuana, huh? I mean, I can smell it.

W: I'm not going to have you assume what happens or what's going on--

O1: Skyler!

W: I don't--I don't care! That's an assumption. That is an assumption.

O1: So we're gonna--

W: So just because

jcarb10
Male, 18-29, Western US
 25 Posts
Wednesday, June 29, 2011 11:56:28 PM
meh all about Reggie Watts

Squrlz4Sale
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 3290 Posts
Wednesday, June 29, 2011 8:39:48 PM
Love love love the song. But I also think the little ponies are due some credit: Fluttershy does a great job with her deadpan delivery and Pinkie Pie's antics during the beatbox pauses are very cute. OMG. Does this mean I'm becoming a brony?

Fatninja01
Male, 18-29, Australia
 23995 Posts
Wednesday, June 29, 2011 2:05:17 PM
ok that got boring

zombunny
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 2524 Posts
Wednesday, June 29, 2011 1:09:16 PM
I can take or leave the ponies but that song is pretty much the greatest thing I've ever heard.

cyborg
Male, 13-17, Midwest US
 2798 Posts
Wednesday, June 29, 2011 1:07:11 PM
neat

MisterG
Male, 18-29, Europe
 586 Posts
Wednesday, June 29, 2011 10:08:40 AM
Crap.

Wendypants
Female, 30-39, Canada
 1030 Posts
Wednesday, June 29, 2011 7:48:52 AM
good song; that's the kind of my little pony show i'd watch :)

Epiales
Female, 13-17, Western US
 39 Posts
Wednesday, June 29, 2011 2:23:05 AM
@Spocom That's how animation works. The mouths move so they could easily become other words. It makes it easier to dub.

Chaosmaster
Male, 30-39, Western US
 234 Posts
Tuesday, June 28, 2011 11:56:28 PM
Why does that one pony have a polka-dotted dildo coming out of her head? o.0

clockwork208
Male, 30-39, Western US
 834 Posts
Tuesday, June 28, 2011 7:41:47 PM
This is tattoo material.

Squrlz4Sale
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 3290 Posts
Tuesday, June 28, 2011 7:11:11 PM
Divine.

Spocom
Female, 13-17, Southern US
 712 Posts
Tuesday, June 28, 2011 4:42:53 PM
Either the artists of the MLPs made this, or one damn good artist did because if you watch the mouth, the pony actually sings with the song.

Mindle
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 80 Posts
Tuesday, June 28, 2011 2:57:06 PM
WoW ivae seen all these already on reddit like a day ago.

ledzeppeloyd
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 2184 Posts
Tuesday, June 28, 2011 2:11:13 PM
its a stack of fuc ked shi t on top of itself nigga!!!

blckhawk1234
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 521 Posts
Tuesday, June 28, 2011 2:10:31 PM
Sad that a great song had to be disgraced.

SlothOfDoom
Male, 30-39, Canada
 2041 Posts
Tuesday, June 28, 2011 12:30:53 PM
Freakin bronies.

edana42
Female, 40-49, Eastern US
 2341 Posts
Tuesday, June 28, 2011 11:28:55 AM
Brony alert!!!

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