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A Dog's Thoughts On 'Going Outside' [Pic]

Hits: 27634 | Rating: (2.8) | Category: Entertainment | Added by: kitteh9lives
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Clunkst
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 114 Posts
Wednesday, June 29, 2011 2:45:23 PM
@softpuppy then it is broken

pui
Female, 18-29, Canada
 3550 Posts
Tuesday, June 28, 2011 8:08:37 AM
lol this is so true

trippy25
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 342 Posts
Monday, June 27, 2011 3:46:47 PM
my dog almost knocks me down when i ask if he wants to go outside lol

noxert323
Male, 18-29, Canada
 227 Posts
Monday, June 27, 2011 2:17:14 PM
that's what my dogs like when I use the word walk.
Otherwise. he's chill


meepmaker
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 6716 Posts
Monday, June 27, 2011 12:49:29 PM
Squirrel !

softpuppy
Female, 18-29, Southern US
 325 Posts
Monday, June 27, 2011 9:32:58 AM
My dog doesn't do that.

Spocom
Female, 13-17, Southern US
 712 Posts
Monday, June 27, 2011 7:25:42 AM
My dog does this every freakin' time I take him outside..Which is like two-three times a day...He acts like he's never been outside before every time. He's the biggest spaz I know

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 21790 Posts
Monday, June 27, 2011 5:49:57 AM
i will now pee on a post-it, stick it onto my hubby's forehead and see if he can decode my present mood. Wish me luck! ;) - @Pudding1961


Hubby: *sniff sniff* Honey? Are you pissed off about something? And why is there a post-it on my head?

(lolz!)

Link_Hiei
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 5187 Posts
Monday, June 27, 2011 5:28:42 AM
This was like my dog until I trained him. He's still got a ways to go though.

CHICOMIMI
Female, 18-29, Western US
 928 Posts
Monday, June 27, 2011 1:23:35 AM
This is my dog, he gets so excited that he sometimes falls off the couch.

@LazyMe
My dog does that too! It's hilarious!

krisley
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 524 Posts
Monday, June 27, 2011 12:47:43 AM
CoyoteCrow's new nickname: Cesar Millan

carmium
Female, 50-59, Canada
 5609 Posts
Sunday, June 26, 2011 11:13:26 PM
Back when I spent summers on the farm, one young neighbor would usually came by in his pickup on Saturdays to talk farm stuff. The dogs would quickly check out his front tires, where a sort of dog pee spin-art recorded the anointment by various animals from the morning's travels, then add their own signature. We kids used to joke that it was a sort of canine jungle telegraph: ">sniff< >sniff< Daisy! Haven't seen her in ages... seems to be doing okay..."

Fatninja01
Male, 18-29, Australia
 24108 Posts
Sunday, June 26, 2011 11:02:09 PM
well... thats what dogs do.

PUDDING1961
Female, 40-49, Canada
 440 Posts
Sunday, June 26, 2011 10:36:45 PM
CoyoteCrow4 said: *snip*
That one log is kinda like a canine bulletin board. By sniffing another dog's wee, it can tell it's gender, age, even mood. Sounds crazy, but it's true. *snip*

I have no doubt that what Coyote typed is true. Thus, i will now pee on a post-it, stick it onto my hubby's forehead and see if he can decode my present mood. Wish me luck! ;)


LazyMe484
Male, 18-29, Canada
 10503 Posts
Sunday, June 26, 2011 9:45:19 PM
I walked my grandparents dog, and he'd pee on everything. He'd even try when he was out. Lifting his leg up, and nothing coming out. I laughed at it every time.

I-See-U
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 354 Posts
Sunday, June 26, 2011 9:41:34 PM
lolz. definitely reminds me of coming home from work.

CoyoteCrow4
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 72 Posts
Sunday, June 26, 2011 9:20:12 PM
@ krisley

That one log is kinda like a canine bulletin board. By sniffing another dog's wee, it can tell it's gender, age, even mood. Sounds crazy, but it's true.

The reason they mess up your house is either A) they're marking the house as theirs, or B) they claim YOU as their pack mate, and are sending a warning via piss mail that if other dogs muck with you, they're gonna get a whuppin'.

Mindle
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 80 Posts
Sunday, June 26, 2011 9:10:49 PM
lol thats my dog

krisley
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 524 Posts
Sunday, June 26, 2011 9:05:24 PM
I think my dogs have some sort of mental deficiency. When they are outside, they will only pee on one log we have in our backyard. If we ever let them inside (for a blizzard, storm, etc.) they immediately pee on anything and everything.

PUDDING1961
Female, 40-49, Canada
 440 Posts
Sunday, June 26, 2011 8:59:37 PM
Ha! Love it! :D

Neko_Sik
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 701 Posts
Sunday, June 26, 2011 8:23:56 PM
My dog, instead of peeing on everything, wants to attack all other dogs it sees. He doesn't understand boundaries.

diylobotomy
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1637 Posts
Sunday, June 26, 2011 7:15:25 PM
i lol'd. looks like my dog

cyborg
Male, 13-17, Midwest US
 2799 Posts
Sunday, June 26, 2011 6:55:16 PM
I'm going to talk my dog on a walk now


you got a word wrong

IkeRay
Male, 18-29, Western US
 2724 Posts
Sunday, June 26, 2011 6:46:24 PM
more like

"I get to go outside"
*door closes behind him*
"let me back in already"

anarchsoul
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 590 Posts
Sunday, June 26, 2011 6:38:01 PM
lol I'm going to talk my dog on a walk now

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