I Am Bored

Loads of viral videos, games, memes, lists and social networking for when you're bored. Updated every day, so visit often.
LatestPopularMost BookmarkedMost EmailedTop RatedMy FavoritesRandomChat
AllGamesFunnyEntertainmentQuizzesWeirdTechLifestyle, Arts & Lit.News & PoliticsScienceSportsMisc
Submit Content  





rss

friendsmore friends | add your site
Asylum

Holy Taco

Funny Videos

BuzzFeed

NothingToxic

Oddee

Mousebreaker

Online Games

Eat Liver

Online Games

Gorilla Mask

Full Downloads

Norway Games

Damn Cool Pics

Kontraband

Extreme Humor

X Hollywood

I Dont Like You

123 Games

Hollywoodtuna

Funny Games

Cool Stuff

Viva La Games

X - Vids

Smit Happens

Funny Videos

Funny Stuff

ebaumsworld



Back to Listing

Good News: Your Girlfriend Is A Mermaid [Pic]

Hits: 22684 | Rating: (2.3) | Category: Misc. | Added by: eastsiderepp
Page: 1 2 Next >   Jump to: Bottom    Last Post
EgalM
Male, 30-39, Canada
 1710 Posts
Friday, June 24, 2011 8:01:38 AM
Does not want! Ugh, would have to listen to it all the time and no sex, what good is that. I'd perfer the reserve mermaid, no talking and lots of sex. On second thought, I'll just go find me some hot mute.

softpuppy
Female, 18-29, Southern US
 325 Posts
Friday, June 24, 2011 7:07:06 AM
how do you drat a mermaid?

ardystic
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1085 Posts
Friday, June 24, 2011 4:49:52 AM
a mermaid gf is not good news.

MikeyNiv
Male, 18-29, Europe
 698 Posts
Friday, June 24, 2011 3:43:26 AM
Good news she's a mermaid? Seriously.

xCYBERDYNEx
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 4799 Posts
Friday, June 24, 2011 1:26:19 AM
damn thats rough

RoboPatton
Male, 30-39, Western US
 2374 Posts
Friday, June 24, 2011 12:25:42 AM
manateemaid

kirstoner
Female, 18-29, Australia
 538 Posts
Thursday, June 23, 2011 10:54:24 PM
Eh.
I've seen worse.

limphotdog
Female, 18-29, Western US
 673 Posts
Thursday, June 23, 2011 10:10:57 PM
Her body really isn't all that bad... Her face on the other hand... I just can't tell.

Squrlz4Sale
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 5982 Posts
Thursday, June 23, 2011 9:28:33 PM
I think the noun here is *manatee*, not *mermaid*. You're welcome.

freddyferret
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 11185 Posts
Thursday, June 23, 2011 8:52:55 PM
I didn't need to see that. Ever.

stagefreak
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 375 Posts
Thursday, June 23, 2011 8:17:39 PM
throw it back...

ultimakewl
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 752 Posts
Thursday, June 23, 2011 7:49:29 PM
and a hot mermaid is good news why?
you hafta stay near/in the water
and you can never get more than a BJ

Angelmassb
Male, 18-29, S. America
 15497 Posts
Thursday, June 23, 2011 6:05:02 PM
Is that a golden whale?

LucasTyler
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 12 Posts
Thursday, June 23, 2011 4:44:21 PM
Ohhh i thought it was a WHALE, myyy baddddd. ;]

cyborg
Male, 13-17, Midwest US
 2799 Posts
Thursday, June 23, 2011 3:10:30 PM
gross

Caretta
Male, 18-29, Europe
 541 Posts
Thursday, June 23, 2011 3:03:42 PM
"her whole torso looks like Homer Simpson's face."

Ha. I was going to say more like an angry version of the "feels good, man" frog.

duupie
Male, 18-29, Europe
 4 Posts
Thursday, June 23, 2011 2:57:34 PM
Actually you can hire her for 20euros a day in belgium. video here

bacon_pie
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 2819 Posts
Thursday, June 23, 2011 2:53:23 PM
the essence of wetness

Tekinette
Male, 18-29, Europe
 265 Posts
Thursday, June 23, 2011 2:43:59 PM
her whole torso looks like Homer Simpson's face.

Concetra
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 2032 Posts
Thursday, June 23, 2011 2:30:20 PM
her belly fat is covering her blowhole.

username3415
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 360 Posts
Thursday, June 23, 2011 2:29:26 PM
Yes, I wouldn't want it to be THIS mermaid.

DShephard
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 1597 Posts
Thursday, June 23, 2011 2:26:13 PM
'Tis a whale, good friends, 'tis a whale.

Sachi001
Male, 30-39, Asia
 598 Posts
Thursday, June 23, 2011 2:26:06 PM
Oh that poor deformed manatee.

SarahofBorg
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 3573 Posts
Thursday, June 23, 2011 2:25:13 PM
I'd complain about the stupid fat joke, but honestly she has an ugly face.

savemejebus
Female, 30-39, Midwest US
 143 Posts
Thursday, June 23, 2011 2:09:09 PM
Yikes. But she has more self confidence than I do.

Page: 1 2 Next > 

You Must be Signed in to Add a Comment

If you've already got an I-Am-Bored.com account,
click here to sign in.

If you don't have an account yet,
Click Here to Create a Free Account
 

Back to Listing ^top


Bored | Suggest a Link | Advertise | Contact I Am Bored | About I Am Bored | Link to I Am Bored | Live Submission | Privacy | TOS | Ad Choices | Copyright Policy |
© 2014 Demand Media, Inc. All rights reserved.