 EgalM
Male, 18-29, Canada
 1690 Posts
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Friday, June 24, 2011 8:01:38 AM
Does not want! Ugh, would have to listen to it all the time and no sex, what good is that. I'd perfer the reserve mermaid, no talking and lots of sex. On second thought, I'll just go find me some hot mute. |
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 softpuppy
Female, 18-29, Southern US
325 Posts
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Friday, June 24, 2011 7:07:06 AM
how do you drat a mermaid? |
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 ardystic
Male, 18-29, Western US
1085 Posts
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Friday, June 24, 2011 4:49:52 AM
a mermaid gf is not good news. |
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 MikeyNiv
Male, 18-29, Europe
654 Posts
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Friday, June 24, 2011 3:43:26 AM
Good news she's a mermaid? Seriously. |
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 xCYBERDYNEx
Male, 18-29, Southern US
4798 Posts
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Friday, June 24, 2011 1:26:19 AM
damn thats rough |
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 RoboPatton
Male, 30-39, Western US
1962 Posts
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Friday, June 24, 2011 12:25:42 AM
manateemaid |
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 kirstoner
Female, 18-29, Australia
538 Posts
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Thursday, June 23, 2011 10:54:24 PM
Eh.
I've seen worse. |
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 limphotdog
Female, 18-29, Western US
673 Posts
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Thursday, June 23, 2011 10:10:57 PM
Her body really isn't all that bad... Her face on the other hand... I just can't tell. |
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 Squrlz4Sale
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
3575 Posts
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Thursday, June 23, 2011 9:28:33 PM
I think the noun here is *manatee*, not *mermaid*. You're welcome. |
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 freddyferret
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
9911 Posts
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Thursday, June 23, 2011 8:52:55 PM
I didn't need to see that. Ever. |
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 stagefreak
Male, 18-29, Southern US
364 Posts
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Thursday, June 23, 2011 8:17:39 PM
throw it back... |
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ultimakewl
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
669 Posts
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Thursday, June 23, 2011 7:49:29 PM
and a hot mermaid is good news why?
you hafta stay near/in the water
and you can never get more than a BJ |
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 Angelmassb
Male, 18-29, S. America
15474 Posts
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Thursday, June 23, 2011 6:05:02 PM
Is that a golden whale? |
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 LucasTyler
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
12 Posts
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Thursday, June 23, 2011 4:44:21 PM
Ohhh i thought it was a WHALE, myyy baddddd. ;] |
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cyborg
Male, 13-17, Midwest US
2799 Posts
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Thursday, June 23, 2011 3:10:30 PM
gross |
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 Caretta
Male, 18-29, Europe
541 Posts
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Thursday, June 23, 2011 3:03:42 PM
"her whole torso looks like Homer Simpson's face."
Ha. I was going to say more like an angry version of the "feels good, man" frog. |
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duupie
Male, 18-29, Europe
4 Posts
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Thursday, June 23, 2011 2:57:34 PM
Actually you can hire her for 20euros a day in belgium. video here |
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 bacon_pie
Male, 30-39, Southern US
2020 Posts
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Thursday, June 23, 2011 2:53:23 PM
the essence of wetness |
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 Tekinette
Male, 18-29, Europe
256 Posts
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Thursday, June 23, 2011 2:43:59 PM
her whole torso looks like Homer Simpson's face. |
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 Concetra
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
2031 Posts
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Thursday, June 23, 2011 2:30:20 PM
her belly fat is covering her blowhole. |
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 username3415
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
359 Posts
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Thursday, June 23, 2011 2:29:26 PM
Yes, I wouldn't want it to be THIS mermaid. |
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 DShephard
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
1589 Posts
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Thursday, June 23, 2011 2:26:13 PM
'Tis a whale, good friends, 'tis a whale. |
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 Sachi001
Male, 30-39, Asia
598 Posts
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Thursday, June 23, 2011 2:26:06 PM
Oh that poor deformed manatee. |
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 SarahofBorg
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
3548 Posts
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Thursday, June 23, 2011 2:25:13 PM
I'd complain about the stupid fat joke, but honestly she has an ugly face. |
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 savemejebus
Female, 30-39, Midwest US
143 Posts
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Thursday, June 23, 2011 2:09:09 PM
Yikes. But she has more self confidence than I do. |
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