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How to Become a Super-hero [Pic]

Hits: 20927 | Rating: (2.2) | Category: Misc. | Added by: kitteh9lives
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Quackor
Male, 18-29, S. America
 2864 Posts
Wednesday, June 22, 2011 4:13:12 PM
lots of supervillains in there

sugarhyped
Female, 18-29, Western US
 327 Posts
Wednesday, June 22, 2011 9:14:38 AM
"Step one: Gain vast intellect. Check.
Step two: Kill parents. In progress.
Step three: Build metal suit."

At some point before step three make shi.tloads of money for a cooler metal suit.

Clunkst
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 114 Posts
Wednesday, June 22, 2011 12:29:36 AM
Blade: have your mother get bitten as she goes into labor

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 24880 Posts
Tuesday, June 21, 2011 9:08:45 PM
Ghost Rider: makes a deal with THE Devil
Spawn: makes a deal with A devil (or demon)
Silver Surfer: makes a deal with a huge guy who eats planets.

deathbringer
Male, 18-29, Western US
 399 Posts
Tuesday, June 21, 2011 4:03:06 PM
Step one: Gain vast intellect. Check.
Step two: Kill parents. In progress.
Step three: Build metal suit.

teq78
Male, 30-39, S. America
 215 Posts
Tuesday, June 21, 2011 2:24:35 PM
"TheHyra you can not merely find Mjolnir, you must first be worthy to lift it."

comic nerds are funny

aquaman1227
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 663 Posts
Tuesday, June 21, 2011 2:12:38 PM
lol, brendelfly

Klamz
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 693 Posts
Tuesday, June 21, 2011 1:58:47 PM
So far I've done all of these except wearing an alien symbiote and being born a mutant. I don't feel like a Super-Hero. I'm told that I'm rather crazy and deathly ill due to various radiations. It appears I'm on the right path to being a Super-Villain!

TheHyra
Male, 13-17, Europe
 214 Posts
Tuesday, June 21, 2011 1:47:25 PM
you can not merely find Mjolnir, you must first be worthy to lift it.

edana42
Female, 50-59, Eastern US
 2505 Posts
Tuesday, June 21, 2011 12:44:51 PM
@freddyferret

that falls under parents death.

Fatninja01
Male, 18-29, Australia
 24510 Posts
Tuesday, June 21, 2011 12:21:59 PM
Things you need to know, gonna do it all!

IkeRay
Male, 18-29, Western US
 2724 Posts
Tuesday, June 21, 2011 11:41:18 AM
not true scotchy, the symbiote race is a symbiote organism. it cannot survive on its own and uses the host more as a vessel than just increasing their strength. its the reason venom refers to himself as 'we', the symbiote speaks through him; he also has lots of fights with himself because of this.

'that one' is the ONLY one, or at least the only original one. all symbiotes that exist have come from the original venom symbiote, not much else is known of the species.

freddyferret
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 11687 Posts
Tuesday, June 21, 2011 11:34:39 AM
They left out "be sent here from an alien planet that has been destroyed".

Scotchy
Male, 18-29, Asia
 598 Posts
Tuesday, June 21, 2011 11:18:07 AM
well the symbiote just increases the powers of the person, the person is what causes it to be bad. Actually, that symbiote is the nice version of its race, who actually go out of its way to kill the people/things they infect, whereas that one didnt want to be a parasite and kill, but co-live with the person, aka symbiosis :P

mervviscious
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 1807 Posts
Tuesday, June 21, 2011 11:11:40 AM
think i'll just learn magic...

bizzarmind
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 392 Posts
Tuesday, June 21, 2011 11:10:13 AM
*Wearing an alien symbiote would most likely lead you to be a villian

as would gaining a vast intellect

IkeRay
Male, 18-29, Western US
 2724 Posts
Tuesday, June 21, 2011 11:06:48 AM
"wear alien symbiote"

but the venom suit didn't make a super-hero, it made an anti-hero

Birdfather
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 349 Posts
Tuesday, June 21, 2011 11:00:24 AM
Wearing an alien symbiote would most likely lead you to be a villain.

cenas
Male, 18-29, Europe
 7 Posts
Tuesday, June 21, 2011 10:47:24 AM
huge repost... funny though

kitteh9lives
Female, 70 & Over, Eastern US
 1424 Posts
Tuesday, June 21, 2011 9:54:25 AM
Link: How to Become a Super-hero [Pic] [Rate Link] - A handy dandy 'how to' chart...just in case the need ever arises.


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