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Probably British [Pic]

Hits: 29852 | Rating: (3.2) | Category: Weird | Added by: kitteh9lives
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Bountykat
Female, 18-29, Southern US
 399 Posts
Wednesday, June 22, 2011 12:33:32 PM
LOL PROBABLY BRITISH

Clunkst
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 114 Posts
Wednesday, June 22, 2011 12:51:16 AM
do they go on your fingers or your wiener?

xCYBERDYNEx
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 4799 Posts
Monday, June 20, 2011 10:56:20 PM
hmmm party favors?

ThaMC
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 46 Posts
Monday, June 20, 2011 10:15:07 PM
its that small because its intedid to be put on a flacid penis and keep it from getting hard due to pain

Kiwigirl2
Female, 30-39, Australia
 1051 Posts
Monday, June 20, 2011 5:54:06 PM
so if the spikey thing didn't work then they stuffed a creepy bug down your y-fronts instead?

lerie
Female, 18-29, S. America
 1271 Posts
Monday, June 20, 2011 4:55:04 PM
Don't look comfortable. At least, chastity belts came with a spare key ;)

CoconutMufin
Female, 70 & Over, Africa
 7 Posts
Monday, June 20, 2011 2:17:45 PM
penises are THAT small?!?!?! i am never having sex...

megavidiot
Male, 30-39, Canada
 906 Posts
Monday, June 20, 2011 1:00:23 PM
Must be asain judging by the size.

JoeYC
Male, 18-29, Europe
 725 Posts
Monday, June 20, 2011 12:25:48 PM
oh yeah, the british used to sell these to the americans in the late 1800's. apparently more than 25 million were produced and sold.

NotAPimecone
Male, 18-29, Canada
 33 Posts
Monday, June 20, 2011 9:18:37 AM
They are spiked, similar to a device known as a Kali'e Teeth Bracelet. The idea with those is that they fit tightly around the shaft of the penis when flaccid and lock on. If it starts to get erect, the spikes dig in, discouraging the erection and any attempt at masturbation.

McGovern1981
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 13611 Posts
Monday, June 20, 2011 8:40:25 AM
Were these invented by Prince Albert??????

trippy25
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 342 Posts
Monday, June 20, 2011 8:24:57 AM
wow that might get me to stop lmao

meepmaker
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 6716 Posts
Monday, June 20, 2011 7:48:51 AM
You mean that not a Kock ring ?

steve41high
Male, 18-29, Europe
 1130 Posts
Monday, June 20, 2011 7:12:15 AM
i'd probably just get used to it and carry on

donthaveone
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 958 Posts
Monday, June 20, 2011 7:12:11 AM
Those look more like rings.... which means once you buy one of those you'll be doing nothing but masturbating.

edana42
Female, 50-59, Eastern US
 2505 Posts
Monday, June 20, 2011 6:05:24 AM
...and why is there such a stigma on masturbation?

edana42
Female, 50-59, Eastern US
 2505 Posts
Monday, June 20, 2011 6:04:46 AM
tommy2x4

oh, just wow
you're doing it wrong

AntPharm
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 941 Posts
Monday, June 20, 2011 4:52:00 AM
oh, just wow

tommy2X4
Male, 50-59, Eastern US
 3391 Posts
Monday, June 20, 2011 4:39:18 AM
I was married for twenty years and masturbated 5-15 times a week. Since then it is too easy to find women to be more than willing to have proper sex with. My advise to young men is to not get married. Children are over rated. The are expensive and blame you for all of their shortcomings.

botfly
Male, 50-59, Eastern US
 621 Posts
Monday, June 20, 2011 3:58:43 AM
A nude photo of Rosie O'donnell would work just as well.

Uthrax
Male, 30-39, Australia
 78 Posts
Monday, June 20, 2011 3:42:38 AM
more like hose clamps than bear traps

Angilion
Male, 40-49, Europe
 11749 Posts
Monday, June 20, 2011 2:16:11 AM
who the drat would put a mini bear trap on their junk :|


Masturbation was hysterically stigmatised in the past in various places. Most relevantly for this sort of thing, mid 19th century USA, Britain (and maybe western Europe, I'm not sure).

It was widely believed to cause a wide variety of highly debilitating problems that would utterly ruin your life. It was viewed as being as dangerous as crack is viewed today. Completely wrong, but many people believed it for a while. One of the results was a variety of devices intended to make masturbation impossible (chastity belts date back to this time) or to encourage impotence by associating erection with pain.

Given the hysteria, some men wore them voluntarily. They were also put on boys without their consent.

The most infamous result of this anti-masturbation lunacy was the forced circumcision of boys on a large scale.

Britain got over it, but the USA is well behind.

GRadde
Male, 18-29, Europe
 2567 Posts
Monday, June 20, 2011 2:09:56 AM
>Mistanomi
I'm going to guess that they are meant to always be on your junk, but the sharp bits don't do any damage so long as it's flaccid.

Don't ask me how I came up with that idea.

collegebound
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 3740 Posts
Monday, June 20, 2011 1:58:01 AM
who the drat would put a mini bear trap on their junk :|

Beardofzeus
Male, 30-39, Europe
 643 Posts
Monday, June 20, 2011 1:28:45 AM
Damn right. We take our anti-masturbation seriously.

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