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Dos Equis Man Quote: Restroom Edition [Pic]

Hits: 25452 | Rating: (3.4) | Category: Entertainment | Added by: kitteh9lives
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LionHeart-72
Male, 18-29, Western US
 515 Posts
Saturday, June 18, 2011 6:22:50 AM
In the words of Larry the Cable Guy, the handicapped stall is the Cadillac of the poopin stalls. Truer words have not been said.

buxco215
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 982 Posts
Friday, June 17, 2011 10:14:48 PM
Stay crippled my friend.

dragosal
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 1634 Posts
Friday, June 17, 2011 7:56:07 PM
stay umm handicapped?

meepmaker
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 6716 Posts
Friday, June 17, 2011 1:00:27 PM
LOL

IseeingI2I
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 270 Posts
Friday, June 17, 2011 7:54:54 AM
i love being normal and shi tting in the handicapped stall so much legroom it really nice

Jowsh
Male, 18-29, Europe
 1231 Posts
Friday, June 17, 2011 6:51:51 AM
hahahaha loving the outrage.. WOULD YOU SH*T ON YOUR GRANDMOTHER'S FACE? WOULD YOU?!

elkingo
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 2802 Posts
Friday, June 17, 2011 6:20:29 AM
I will always crap in the handicap toilet. It is just not feasible to try and crap in a toilet that your knee is jammed against a wall on one side, and the toilet paper holder on the other.

Plus the handicapped stall has those nice rails you can put toilet paper on... you know as a preemptive wiping station. I have three or four bunches ready to wipe with before I am done pooing.

RoboPatton
Male, 30-39, Western US
 2374 Posts
Friday, June 17, 2011 1:45:17 AM
I almost exclusively use the handicap toilet. So spacious and roomy. I feel like the KING OF THE BATHROOM!

davymid
Male, 30-39, Europe
 11783 Posts
Thursday, June 16, 2011 10:54:10 PM
I prefer the more intellectual:
Some come here to to think and contemplate
other to stink or m*st*rb*te
But i come here to scratch my balls and write my letters on the walls.


We had another version of the same. For the same reasons as yours, it has stuck in my mind after all these years, while crimping a loaf in the college toilets. Hey, we're all looking for reading materials at a time like that.

I remember reading the graffiti:
"Some come here to sit and think,
Others come to sh*t, and stink,
I just come to wank my balls,
And spray my jism, on the walls."

Somehow, the sheer profundity of that poetry touched me on a very deep level. Or, I assume it did, since I can remember the exact words to this very day.

mlemlo
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 33 Posts
Thursday, June 16, 2011 10:19:21 PM
Ask yourself this question: would you park in a handicapped parking space? No? Then don't use the f*cking handicapped bathrooms either! It is an absolutely abhorrent thing to do.

limphotdog
Female, 18-29, Western US
 673 Posts
Thursday, June 16, 2011 9:01:13 PM
I always use the handicapped stall, whether I have to visit the piddly diddly department or the poo parlor.

@human__exile - lol, pwned!

Trojan
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 512 Posts
Thursday, June 16, 2011 8:54:20 PM
Stay thirsty, my friends.

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 21929 Posts
Thursday, June 16, 2011 8:06:47 PM
@davymid - sometimes a banhammer just isn't enough:




JDplaysFF
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 554 Posts
Thursday, June 16, 2011 7:51:31 PM
@MrYouKnow

It's hard to write while s hitting.

MrYouKnow
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 1088 Posts
Thursday, June 16, 2011 7:14:27 PM
"I prefer the..."

You call that an f?

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 21929 Posts
Thursday, June 16, 2011 6:38:46 PM
Bathroom walls are the origional IAB site, it's true!

jonnycake63
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 147 Posts
Thursday, June 16, 2011 5:45:44 PM
Simply awesome

Piepig
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 1529 Posts
Thursday, June 16, 2011 5:04:36 PM
That's my favorite commercial guy!

ssdrummerguy
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 5 Posts
Thursday, June 16, 2011 2:52:29 PM
I like "They paint these walls to stop my pen... but the Sh*thouse poet strikes again" haha

xCYBERDYNEx
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 4799 Posts
Thursday, June 16, 2011 2:21:59 PM
thats pure genious

Johanvb
Male, 40-49, Europe
 361 Posts
Thursday, June 16, 2011 1:59:09 PM
I prefer the more intellectual:
Some come here to to think and contemplate
other to stink or m*st*rb*te
But i come here to scratch my balls and write my letters on the walls.

Read it when i was fifteen and could never forget it.

Nocciolina
Female, 18-29, S. America
 1628 Posts
Thursday, June 16, 2011 1:54:33 PM
@davymid that gif is awesome!!

nettech98
Male, 50-59, Eastern US
 941 Posts
Thursday, June 16, 2011 1:49:25 PM
Some people seem to think these stalls are -reserved- for the handicapped like a parking spot. Of course they are just handicap accessible.

davymid
Male, 30-39, Europe
 11783 Posts
Thursday, June 16, 2011 1:28:25 PM
"i would like to say on this hilarious post that this is the third time i've been banned. i kept the name adding an underscore and my pokemon kitteh profile pic as proof that this is still the original 'human_exile'."

Exile, even though you were banned twice before, I decided to let you off with yet ANOTHER 2 week temp ban despite your blatant racism and personal attack earlier this week, because I'm nice that way, and because you're just a kid.

Here's a pro tip, for life in general. If you've gotten away with something, that's great, take the slap on the wrist and move on. But for f*ck sake don't come back to the scene of the crime bragging about it afterwards.

"maybe i should tone down my harshness in these forums..."

No need kid, your fourth and final ban is now a permaban, including all registered IP addresses.


Fatninja01
Male, 18-29, Australia
 24108 Posts
Thursday, June 16, 2011 12:37:42 PM
lame

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