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A Smart Blond Joke For A Change? [Pic]

Hits: 30280 | Rating: (3.3) | Category: Funny | Added by: Tanfeller
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cnsocialist
Male, 18-29, Western US
 31 Posts
Thursday, June 09, 2011 2:07:16 PM
lold

meepmaker
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 6716 Posts
Tuesday, June 07, 2011 12:48:14 PM
Nice.

kula35
Male, 18-29, Canada
 160 Posts
Monday, June 06, 2011 8:20:14 PM
Yeah I heard this way back when it was not a blonde. Recently someone changed it to a blonde and now it's all over stumble.

Abandonnez
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 230 Posts
Sunday, June 05, 2011 9:09:57 PM
Holy poo, that is awesome!

Clunkst
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 114 Posts
Sunday, June 05, 2011 1:49:35 PM
eh punchline just kinda erked me

teddybear42
Male, 18-29, Western US
 12 Posts
Friday, June 03, 2011 1:06:48 PM
That is an awesome idea!

Quackor
Male, 18-29, S. America
 2864 Posts
Friday, June 03, 2011 8:40:51 AM
so the background of the joke is the blonde married a billionaire? because i dont see how else this is posible

kimkio
Female, 18-29, Europe
 967 Posts
Friday, June 03, 2011 6:10:40 AM
i heard this joke before. but i wasn't a blonde woman joke. it was about a millionaire guy

SvampeBob
Male, 18-29, Europe
 3088 Posts
Friday, June 03, 2011 5:13:38 AM
TL;DR

koolmole
Male, 18-29, Canada
 178 Posts
Friday, June 03, 2011 5:12:51 AM
her house?

im pretty sure if she has a rolls she has a garage

8BitHero
Male, 18-29, Europe
 5426 Posts
Friday, June 03, 2011 2:04:09 AM
...I don't get.

som-tam
Male, 18-29, Asia
 653 Posts
Friday, June 03, 2011 1:43:49 AM
this joke is so old, it made me a little depressed to read it on here. (sad face)

bklynusa
Male, 30-39, Western US
 217 Posts
Thursday, June 02, 2011 11:03:04 PM
cool story bro.

Ripper398
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1318 Posts
Thursday, June 02, 2011 8:49:53 PM
WTF does this have to do with driving like an idiot. Get your heads out of your asses.

WalkinAftr12
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 170 Posts
Thursday, June 02, 2011 7:05:34 PM
Damn people in New Jersey drive like jackasses. I don't get it: if you're speeding in the fast lane, you're still speeding and you'll still get pulled over if a cop catches you. so what's the big poo?

LionHeart-72
Male, 18-29, Western US
 515 Posts
Thursday, June 02, 2011 6:19:19 PM
ZING!

I is not that smart.

I is no millionaire either now that I think of it.

untiedshoes6
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 58 Posts
Thursday, June 02, 2011 6:08:41 PM
@lilbroder this is New York City. Theres subways and buses around, and then taxis are a whistle away. Plenty of people who live in NYC don't even own cars and they get around fine.

Except when they rent a big SUV and drive to Long Island where they proceed to drive like idiots. Just because you have enough people in your car to go into the HOV lane does NOT mean you can enter in there going 50-60mph when the HOV lane is designed to be a fast lane around traffic which is full of the same idiots like you.

There's a reason why we get the most accidents on the LIE in the summer.....stupid tourists.

goaliejerry
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 4028 Posts
Thursday, June 02, 2011 5:58:33 PM
Der, the bank would have charged storage fees. Reality makes this a stupid joke.

dragosal
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 1634 Posts
Thursday, June 02, 2011 5:35:43 PM
haha, thats pretty good

lilbroder
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 86 Posts
Thursday, June 02, 2011 4:21:41 PM
Clever clever clever. However, I doubt the bank was right next to the airport. That would render the need to park the car there useless. I still got a good laugh out of it.

asphyxiated-
Female, 13-17, Australia
 82 Posts
Thursday, June 02, 2011 4:16:32 PM
@dave32891 Read the end of the sentence.

DrRCCola
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 67 Posts
Thursday, June 02, 2011 4:16:03 PM
@dave32891 maybe that's how she got to be a millionaire

AngryYouth
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 736 Posts
Thursday, June 02, 2011 4:06:42 PM
Haha.

sbeelz
Male, 30-39, Western US
 2869 Posts
Thursday, June 02, 2011 3:54:26 PM
@PringleMan- It's a funny joke either way, but funnier with the blonde since you're expecting a typical dumb blonde joke punchline. Well, I wasn't because the damn title gave it away

PringleMan
Female, 13-17, Canada
 1364 Posts
Thursday, June 02, 2011 3:26:12 PM
I've heard this joke before... It was originally a guy wanting a loan with rolls royce.

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