 Joeraccoon
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 191 Posts
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Sunday, June 05, 2011 7:07:12 AM
Golf carts are so easy, in fact, that i have never been too drunk to drive one. We go to the club (country club that is) and we drink a lot. Golf isnt a sport, its a drinking game. The golf course is just a bar that offers golf instead of darts or pool. But we get drunk. Very drunk. There have been times that i had trouble getting out of a golf cart, but I kept driving with no problem. If youre too drunk to golf, you become the designated driver. It's so easy, the place that lets you borrow them, has an "okay to drive this wasted" policy. They serve you beer while youre sitting in the driver seat of the cart while you pound your half warm beer so you look cool in front of the beer girl. |
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 duffytoler
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
5220 Posts
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Saturday, June 04, 2011 5:25:19 PM
Then the old guy gets in his 600HP VW Touareg to drive home. |
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EntrE
Male, 18-29, Europe
538 Posts
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Saturday, June 04, 2011 5:30:59 AM
how can anyone crash a golf cart? these things are the like easiest vehicle to drive! |
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 8BitHero
Male, 18-29, Europe
5420 Posts
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Friday, June 03, 2011 12:57:44 AM
Takedown! |
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 SoberGuy
Male, 18-29, S. America
347 Posts
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Thursday, June 02, 2011 4:12:24 PM
LOL the woman was holding her laughter for dear life! |
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 Angelmassb
Male, 18-29, S. America
15474 Posts
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Thursday, June 02, 2011 2:29:55 PM
Wow someone please take away his driving license |
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 Cruddup
Male, 30-39, Western US
57 Posts
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Thursday, June 02, 2011 1:39:59 PM
That made my day. I love golf bloopers because people are always dead serious. |
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 Fatninja01
Male, 18-29, Australia
23996 Posts
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Thursday, June 02, 2011 12:23:32 PM
Im calling fake. that was stupid |
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 MorfeuS
Male, 18-29, Europe
231 Posts
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Thursday, June 02, 2011 11:29:37 AM
bwhahahah..sooo,golf players are a bit of a 'turds,right?!...i loled anyway |
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 Wendypants
Female, 30-39, Canada
1047 Posts
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Thursday, June 02, 2011 11:20:11 AM
He didn't wait for the 19th hole, maybe? and is it just me or was that woman doing her best to not laugh out loud? |
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jamesboxy
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
234 Posts
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Thursday, June 02, 2011 11:18:22 AM
I really hate this game.It's hell of a boring and mostly played by arrogant pricks. |
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 freddyferret
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
9843 Posts
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Thursday, June 02, 2011 11:05:13 AM
I never did understand the game, I did try learning it since so many guys play. But it is just boring and frustrating. However, I lived on a golf course for a while. I was right at the point where everyone's tee shot landed. It was quite amusing to watch them hunting for their balls, because at least 75% of them never hit the fairway on that hole. |
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 CadillacJack
Male, 18-29, Southern US
104 Posts
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Thursday, June 02, 2011 10:21:44 AM
hate using LOL, but that is the first one in a while that truly had me laughing out loud uncontrollably... hahaha I've watched it 5 times now |
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 MisterG
Male, 18-29, Europe
586 Posts
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Thursday, June 02, 2011 10:21:36 AM
I will never understand what's so fun about swinging a ball towards a hole, and walk (or drive) after it. |
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 human_exile
Male, 13-17, Midwest US
881 Posts
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Thursday, June 02, 2011 9:26:16 AM
alright, calm down |
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 rogue_knight
Male, 40-49, Western US
869 Posts
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Thursday, June 02, 2011 9:08:20 AM
Give him another beer!!! |
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 kitteh9lives
Female, 40-49, Eastern US
978 Posts
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Thursday, June 02, 2011 7:41:06 AM
Link: Golf Fail [Rate Link] - He was just 'teed' off about the whole situation! |
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