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The 100 Greatest Movie Threats of All Time

Hits: 23272 | Rating: (3.0) | Category: Entertainment | Added by: kitteh9lives
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r66tramp
Male, 40-49, Canada
 678 Posts
Friday, June 03, 2011 9:38:47 PM
Obviously a real-dude put this poo together! I've seen every movie listed in this snap-shot and many of them multiple times...but where was Jaws, 2 live & Die in LA, Hilander, Heat, Apocalypse Now or At Close Range? Great list! Could be worked on a little more? But who has the time?

xbx214
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 871 Posts
Thursday, June 02, 2011 2:16:35 PM
My fav was the one where he says hes going to drat his face...

SilverThread
Male, 30-39, Western US
 3369 Posts
Wednesday, June 01, 2011 8:49:48 PM
I'll kick your ass so hard you'll have to unbutton your collar to s#!t...

Jen-O-Bear
Female, 30-39, Midwest US
 121 Posts
Wednesday, June 01, 2011 8:33:09 PM
I loved it! I kept trying to move on to the next post but I just couldn't.

ganews
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 9 Posts
Wednesday, June 01, 2011 6:32:08 PM
...to the blood bank.

thadeous65
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 6 Posts
Wednesday, June 01, 2011 3:46:08 PM
A very awesome sellection. I have most of those movies so I agree with the choices.

Fatninja01
Male, 18-29, Australia
 24738 Posts
Wednesday, June 01, 2011 12:45:19 PM
Lolz even cartoons made it in

SCfan
Male, 50-59, Midwest US
 1935 Posts
Wednesday, June 01, 2011 12:26:09 PM
No one can make a threat like Samuel L. Jackson.

IRockYeah
Male, 40-49, Europe
 2602 Posts
Wednesday, June 01, 2011 11:47:42 AM
"Whatever you reaching for better be a sandwich coz you're gonna have to eat it"

Inpspired!! Bravo!

eyesminion
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 19 Posts
Wednesday, June 01, 2011 11:45:06 AM
3rd or 4th one... dont f me tony. dont you ever try to f me... lolololol

uhmerikin
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 871 Posts
Wednesday, June 01, 2011 10:19:50 AM
I think the French soldier from Monty Python should have been the last clip in the video, it would have been quite fitting.

human_exile
Male, 13-17, Midwest US
 881 Posts
Wednesday, June 01, 2011 9:18:53 AM
you look like a blueberry

Baalthazaq
Male, 18-29, Asia
 4753 Posts
Wednesday, June 01, 2011 7:11:16 AM
Hapkidokid:
To the pain.... though I prefer Inigo Montoya's.

Brassbull
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 1608 Posts
Wednesday, June 01, 2011 6:58:43 AM
"I can promise you a day of reckoning you won't live long enough to never forget." - Way of the Gun

Wendypants
Female, 30-39, Canada
 2117 Posts
Wednesday, June 01, 2011 5:50:14 AM
Hapkidokid, you're right! I can't believe the makers of this missed that clip!
Well, this was still epic and awesome.

JMaybury
Male, 18-29, Europe
 207 Posts
Wednesday, June 01, 2011 5:11:08 AM
You know what's behind the light? It's not God, it's me. And I'm gonna kick your poncey soul all the way back down the tunnel 'til you choke on your own f**ked up ribs. Now, wake the f**k up!

Fishmanjo
Male, 18-29, Europe
 109 Posts
Wednesday, June 01, 2011 4:58:45 AM
lol at the censoring

Fishmanjo
Male, 18-29, Europe
 109 Posts
Wednesday, June 01, 2011 4:58:03 AM
Phone Booth < favourite movie, favourtie quote> [the Caller roosters his gun]
The Caller: Now doesn't that just torque your jaws? I love that. You know like in the movies just as the good guy is about to kill the bad guy, he roosters his gun. Now why didn't he have it roostered? Because that sound is scary. It's cool, isn't it?

Jowsh
Male, 18-29, Europe
 1234 Posts
Wednesday, June 01, 2011 4:41:04 AM
that was quality

hapkidokid
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 24 Posts
Wednesday, June 01, 2011 4:12:57 AM
To the pain....To the pain means this: if we duel and you win, death for me. If we duel and I win, life for you. But life on my terms....The first thing you lose will be your feet....The left, then the right. Below the ankle. You will have stumps available to use within six months. Then your hands, at the wrist. They heal somewhat quicker. Five months is a fair average....Next your nose. No smell of dawn for you. Followed by your tongue. Deeply cut away. Not even a stump left. And then your left eye--....Your ears you keep, so that every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish--every babe that weeps in fear at your approach, every woman that cries, 'Dear God, what is that thing?' will reverberate forever within your perfect ears. That is what 'to the pain' means. It means that I leave you to live in anguish, in humiliation, in freakish memory until you can stand it no more; so there you have it, pig, there you know, you miserable vomitous

Samsquanch
Male, 30-39, Canada
 794 Posts
Wednesday, June 01, 2011 3:34:25 AM
Best one from They Live: "I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."

Squrlz4Sale
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 6018 Posts
Wednesday, June 01, 2011 2:30:30 AM
"Whatever you're reachin' for better be a sammich, 'cuz whatever it is, you're gonna haveta eat it!" LOL

Jerm_Leather
Male, 18-29, Western US
 885 Posts
Wednesday, June 01, 2011 1:47:42 AM
"DOROTHY MANTOOTH IS A SAINT!"

bankvole
Male, 30-39, Europe
 988 Posts
Wednesday, June 01, 2011 1:08:10 AM
did you ever try picking up your own teeth with broken fingers? - Stephen Rea, Crying Game

skruffer2
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 58 Posts
Wednesday, June 01, 2011 12:53:10 AM
6:57 Should apply to every case.

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