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Screw You, Ohio--I'm Outta Here! [Pic]

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PopCap
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 476 Posts
Sunday, May 29, 2011 6:30:57 PM
There is one outstanding characteristic about Ohio residents that defies any reason. Ohio drivers are, hands-down, the most monstrously atrocious drivers in the entire Earthly existence of driving history. Ohio drivers are super aggressive and super inconsiderate to the point which they suffer from a delusion where anyone else except them is a horrible driver. The most skilled Ohio driving instructor will make more near-fatal bad driving decisions in a single trip to the grocery store than you will see from a meth-boiled bank robber trying to escape the cops while driving through a school zone near a playground full of kids. Here's the part that amazes me: Depending on some criteria unknown to me, one Ohio driver can tell what's on another Ohio driver's mind by looking at the order of the offenses committed between point A and point B.

surprisefire
Female, 18-29, Canada
 27 Posts
Sunday, May 29, 2011 12:57:47 AM
Haha As someone who lives in Canada and grew up in Ohio, the seasons in ohio were much more consistent than they are here we're still sitting in the 50's F here.
But Zuriel makes an excellent point. My parents are both from Ohio and lived in California and that's where I was born then for some crazy reason they decided to move back to Ohio. Growing up my sister and I always like we're getting outta ohio and now that we're out, I miss and she's thinking of moving back. xD Ohio is just a weird place full of nice people with only the rock n roll hall of fame to keep it worth anything.

pumba62
Male, 40-49, Canada
 935 Posts
Saturday, May 28, 2011 8:46:41 AM
Mackenburger.......A month into summer???? do you have different season's in Ohio? In this part of the world it's still spring

pumba62
Male, 40-49, Canada
 935 Posts
Saturday, May 28, 2011 8:44:57 AM
As far as turn signals ....my Dad lived in a very small village and got pissed off at a guy one day for not using his turn signal to turn into his driveway, he asked him why he didn't. His response was ...Why should I? you know where I live

Zuriel
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 527 Posts
Friday, May 27, 2011 2:37:42 PM
living in Ohio i can tell you this... 90% of the people that leave this state come back. Friends move away for work or what have you... but they always come back to live. This state has everything except palm trees and an ocean beach.

SilverThread
Male, 30-39, Western US
 3365 Posts
Friday, May 27, 2011 11:51:12 AM
" what it is...?"

SunnyNphilly
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 645 Posts
Friday, May 27, 2011 7:43:42 AM
Cleveland sucks!

most of Ohio does too, but Cleveland really sucks.

Tekas
Male, 18-29, Europe
 151 Posts
Friday, May 27, 2011 5:53:41 AM
@pumba62 Stupid answers from stupid drivers.

I once had a guy driving slowly (around 30mph) ignoring a stop sign and he would hit me from the side if I didn't break. I followed him and when he stopped (at a local bar) I asked him why the f*ck didn't he stop! His answer? "Oh, sorry, I didn't see you."

Really? I was driving a small car, but NOT that small!

pumba62
Male, 40-49, Canada
 935 Posts
Friday, May 27, 2011 4:55:09 AM
As far as turn signals ....my Dad lived in a very small village and got pissed off at a guy one day for not using his turn signal to turn into his driveway, he asked him why he didn't. His response was ...Why should I? you know where I live

pumba62
Male, 40-49, Canada
 935 Posts
Friday, May 27, 2011 4:50:04 AM
Mackenburger.......A month into summer???? do you have different season's in Ohio? In this part of the world it's still spring

MackenBurger
Male, 18-29, Western US
 46 Posts
Thursday, May 26, 2011 9:52:18 PM
I live in Ohio.. it's probably the weather. A month into summer and I'm still freezing my ass off.

PinkHomicide
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 345 Posts
Thursday, May 26, 2011 9:17:10 PM
A handful of friends and I took a 9 hour drive across Pennsylvania into Ohio, not only do I live by cornfields but the entire way there was nothing but grass or cornfields...and since I can't usually sleep or read in a car I was pretty much forced to "sight see"

melvinotis
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 29 Posts
Thursday, May 26, 2011 8:22:27 PM
My neighborhood in Cleveland, Ohio was just mentioned by USA Today as one of the 10 best places in the WORLD to bar hop. I could talk about how flight started here, or how Ohio has the most aviation patents or stuff about NASA, but I think the bar hopping thing trumps all of that. In your face I-A-B.

bongsmoka420
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 291 Posts
Thursday, May 26, 2011 7:50:25 PM
@METALLICAROX: Indiana's white? then let me ask you this, have you ever even been to Gary? (Gary , IN. for the retards)

METALLICAROX
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 324 Posts
Thursday, May 26, 2011 7:15:09 PM
Aellos, I'm in Indiana and I concur. Only Indiana has 3 things in common with Paris Hilton: We are both white, flat and easy to enter.

thefireguy22
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 421 Posts
Thursday, May 26, 2011 7:01:22 PM
ohio is DREADFULLY dull. not surprising.

SmilinSam
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 3603 Posts
Thursday, May 26, 2011 6:40:01 PM
there are only two things to do in ohio, drink or go to church. usually you only do one or the other, i opt for the drinking

SmilinSam
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 3603 Posts
Thursday, May 26, 2011 6:38:15 PM
YEAH! LOL im from ohio and i do feel like i want to flee the state, the country, maybe the planet?

Aellos
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 33 Posts
Thursday, May 26, 2011 6:18:04 PM
What's wrong with Ohio? We get all four seasons (in a span of one week), we have great agriculture (corn...corn and more corn) and we have the greatest cities (for drugs like Dayton and Cincinnati).

Boredered
Male, 18-29, Western US
 2918 Posts
Thursday, May 26, 2011 6:12:53 PM
WHAT IS IT! Made me mad.

CZX11
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 181 Posts
Thursday, May 26, 2011 5:05:02 PM
haha very funny *sarcasm*

Thetas
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1552 Posts
Thursday, May 26, 2011 3:35:00 PM
What it is?
Ah poo we need us some fried chicken

Black_August
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 36 Posts
Thursday, May 26, 2011 3:07:27 PM
@AngryYouth Thank you so much for using your turn signal. I have to drive to Dayton every day and every time I nearly rear-end an non-nice individual that's making a sudden turn.

ak4775
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 369 Posts
Thursday, May 26, 2011 2:59:11 PM
Sorry Ohio, but your state does suck. Even the terrain is boring, though the state I currently reside in is only slightly better. GA is full of ignorant people and stupid racist a-holes. Kinda pretty though.

RyanHake
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 2698 Posts
Thursday, May 26, 2011 2:17:43 PM
What is it***?

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