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Best Resume Ever? [Pic]

Hits: 28678 | Rating: (2.7) | Category: Weird | Added by: kitteh9lives
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xCYBERDYNEx
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 4799 Posts
Tuesday, May 24, 2011 11:50:58 PM
i'd hire that guy, he's creative and hilarious

lennyc
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 73 Posts
Tuesday, May 24, 2011 7:41:28 PM
i work five blocks from the address listed I'll check if that's a legit company...but something tells me they are just trolling

macbrown
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 15 Posts
Tuesday, May 24, 2011 3:03:44 PM
FAKE here's the real story http://www.reddit.com/comments/d670x/the_most_ridiculous_application_for_jobuntil_we/?sort=top

Vimto
Male, 40-49, Europe
 2588 Posts
Tuesday, May 24, 2011 9:09:11 AM
Fail on spelling taupe. Unless his favourite colour is wig-colour.

sgibson12
Male, 30-39, Western US
 94 Posts
Tuesday, May 24, 2011 5:35:56 AM
think this is a symptom of sending out too many resumes and getting no response. Darn economy.

DarkFerret
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 2764 Posts
Monday, May 23, 2011 8:40:32 PM
FAIL

panda_chaos
Female, 18-29, Western US
 235 Posts
Monday, May 23, 2011 7:51:52 PM
And then deleted it and wrote his actual resume

DrProfessor
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 3884 Posts
Monday, May 23, 2011 5:46:10 PM
*sigh* seen "resumes" just like this before.

Kiwigirl2
Female, 30-39, Australia
 1051 Posts
Monday, May 23, 2011 4:47:44 PM
At least it's different - that's about all I can think of as a positive!

xbx214
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 853 Posts
Monday, May 23, 2011 3:39:05 PM
Dude, Toupe is a nice coat color...

Fatninja01
Male, 18-29, Australia
 24619 Posts
Monday, May 23, 2011 2:04:10 PM
If you really want to know the email address is roanaldedyorak@gmail.com

edana42
Female, 50-59, Eastern US
 2505 Posts
Monday, May 23, 2011 1:22:30 PM
he spelled taupe wrong

xlnc14
Male, 18-29, Canada
 161 Posts
Monday, May 23, 2011 12:44:22 PM
Dwight Schrute?

PringleMan
Female, 13-17, Canada
 1364 Posts
Monday, May 23, 2011 12:36:31 PM
roanald?

LandoGriffin
Male, 30-39, Western US
 4810 Posts
Monday, May 23, 2011 12:02:55 PM
I was going to hire him, really I was, except that he spelled "taupe" wrong at the very end. Sorry, can't hire someone with a spelling error on their resume

trickroom
Male, 18-29, Canada
 277 Posts
Monday, May 23, 2011 11:35:37 AM
thanks norris :)

tommy2X4
Male, 50-59, Eastern US
 3367 Posts
Monday, May 23, 2011 10:24:27 AM
Jesus Christ Almighty, a mouse ran up her nightie,

bit her tit and made her sh it, Jesus Christ Almighty!

funnehkitteh
Male, 18-29, Europe
 528 Posts
Monday, May 23, 2011 10:07:30 AM
R.R.R.R.REPO..- oh, it's different :(

Tubby12370
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 1369 Posts
Monday, May 23, 2011 10:07:15 AM
Touche'

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 25677 Posts
Monday, May 23, 2011 9:44:54 AM
Your mother was a Librarian, and your father was a Capricorn!
Rubiks cube skillz are SO 80's!

Norris
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 996 Posts
Monday, May 23, 2011 9:11:38 AM
since im a guy I had to google taupe..

...its called gray :P

human_exile
Male, 13-17, Midwest US
 881 Posts
Monday, May 23, 2011 8:41:19 AM
someone thinks a little to highly of himself

and he is not familiarly with any picture editing program to black out his e-mail even with his 'Internet research skills', but a finger works too.

and thats what she said

mobrule
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 279 Posts
Monday, May 23, 2011 8:35:35 AM

you know i had to google this guys name......
fake!

sbeelz
Male, 30-39, Western US
 2869 Posts
Monday, May 23, 2011 8:33:20 AM
Did anyone else read this in the Jabooty Dubs Billy Mays voice?

blackcatseye
Female, 30-39, Europe
 656 Posts
Monday, May 23, 2011 8:29:42 AM
nah, there's a typo, sorry you're NOT hired. T A U P E is a colour, TOUPE is not.

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