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Now That's Thinking With Portals! [Pic]

Hits: 29019 | Rating: (3.2) | Category: Funny | Added by: ledzeppeloyd
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theferret
Female, 18-29, Western US
 213 Posts
Tuesday, May 17, 2011 11:47:03 PM
this would make shaving so much easier

puppies04
Male, 18-29, Europe
 603 Posts
Tuesday, May 17, 2011 9:57:52 AM
I think the real question you need to answer is... would you swallow?

MrOrange
Male, 30-39, Europe
 2286 Posts
Tuesday, May 17, 2011 8:27:58 AM
@shadowvamp you logic is faulty, it seems that some men have problems with the thought of their _own_ sex in their mouth. they didn't mention anything about the opposite sex. so you go clean the carpet and report back to us on how you liked that.

As for me, well on hand it might be gay, on the other hand it would be wonderful. and gay and wonderful would make me mighty cheery ,) esp since i would not need a female around. imagine the peace.. and the spare time, and the money..
my god, we would actual have time to think of finance and build portals. *need to approach this dogma sideways*

mr_fribbles
Male, 13-17, Europe
 590 Posts
Tuesday, May 17, 2011 3:48:27 AM
Old...

Selous
Male, 30-39, Australia
 1205 Posts
Tuesday, May 17, 2011 3:13:34 AM
i would do that

ShadowVamp
Female, 18-29, Western US
 360 Posts
Tuesday, May 17, 2011 12:46:32 AM
To all the guys thinking of how much the feeling in your mouth would be a horrible turn-off, remember that next time your girlfriend's on her knees for you.

DubleU
Male, 18-29, Canada
 166 Posts
Monday, May 16, 2011 10:58:21 PM
Perfect for guys that can't get any themselves.

NickG62
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 9 Posts
Monday, May 16, 2011 10:27:29 PM
"Portals don't work like that"

How so?

dm2754
Male, 40-49, Western US
 3119 Posts
Monday, May 16, 2011 9:34:49 PM
Portals don't work like that

AngryYouth
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 736 Posts
Monday, May 16, 2011 8:05:31 PM
Uh, no, I don't want to suck my own dick.

Cajun247
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 10206 Posts
Monday, May 16, 2011 7:15:43 PM
Definitely easier for your back hehe.


I'm pretty sure the sensation of having a mouth on your dick would be completely cancelled out by the sensation of having a dick in your mouth...


I'll just have to see what Gerry would have to say to that.

ajd121
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 575 Posts
Monday, May 16, 2011 7:06:17 PM
@Niceguy191 I'm thinking vice versa

Krowley
Male, 30-39, Western US
 676 Posts
Monday, May 16, 2011 6:32:16 PM
"I'm pretty sure the sensation of having a mouth on your dick would be completely cancelled out by the sensation of having a dick in your mouth... "

This. A million times: this!

Still a great pic, tho.

tryit0nce
Female, 18-29, Canada
 102 Posts
Monday, May 16, 2011 6:19:14 PM
Someone do the girl version plz!!!!

button_guy
Male, 18-29, Western US
 170 Posts
Monday, May 16, 2011 6:15:41 PM
Niceguy191 ftw!

BrimstoneOne
Male, 30-39, Canada
 2239 Posts
Monday, May 16, 2011 5:12:45 PM
The comments are WAY more entertaining than the picture.

niceguy191
Male, 18-29, Canada
 171 Posts
Monday, May 16, 2011 4:58:42 PM
I'm pretty sure the sensation of having a mouth on your dick would be completely cancelled out by the sensation of having a dick in your mouth...

propagandi
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 725 Posts
Monday, May 16, 2011 4:35:22 PM
No thanks, I'll keep my boyfriends.

EricWRN
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 593 Posts
Monday, May 16, 2011 3:57:08 PM
you touch your own penis when you masturbate... doesn't mean you like touching penises or that you're gay - case closed

i believe this argument first occurred on an SNL skit where a guy learns yoga in order to fellate himself

Fatninja01
Male, 18-29, Australia
 24476 Posts
Monday, May 16, 2011 3:51:14 PM
thing outside the square. awesome

greenbasterd
Male, 18-29, Canada
 2319 Posts
Monday, May 16, 2011 3:16:16 PM
why is everyone saying nice!? your sucking a penis, you may be getting a bj, but your also giving a bj!?

your just mad cause you don't wanna get herpes from yourself.

count me in

human_exile
Male, 13-17, Midwest US
 881 Posts
Monday, May 16, 2011 3:11:58 PM
i've never wanted to do this. sure it'll feel good 'n' all but the feeling of it in my mouth i think would be weird

SoberGuy
Male, 18-29, S. America
 347 Posts
Monday, May 16, 2011 3:11:33 PM
why so many guys want to suck their own c,ocks?

HerpaDerpa
Male, 13-17, Australia
 18 Posts
Monday, May 16, 2011 3:01:35 PM
why is everyone saying nice!? your sucking a penis, you may be getting a bj, but your also giving a bj!?

jdee89
Male, 18-29, Europe
 71 Posts
Monday, May 16, 2011 2:59:24 PM
amazing.

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