 GasMaskKid
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 694 Posts
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Tuesday, May 10, 2011 7:14:24 PM
That's it. Retarded Bear is definitely a robot. |
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 Garu
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
564 Posts
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Tuesday, May 10, 2011 1:32:49 PM
That will make for some good crab grounds. |
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 bree416
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
267 Posts
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Tuesday, May 10, 2011 12:02:48 PM
lmao |
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 RETARDEDBEAR
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
440 Posts
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Tuesday, May 10, 2011 6:06:09 AM
"yes retardedbear, and someone's mom being fat enough to play pool with the planets isnt funny either.... cause it's just not possible!!!"
Yes, you are correct. That is among the lamest of "your mom is so" jokes, which are already among the lamest of all jokes.
In fact, that one is so inconceivable that there is really no way to picture it. What is her pool stick made out of? Is she using a giant, solar system sized pool table, or just knocking them around space? When she hits a planet with her stick, does it shoot off like a cue ball, or does it simply explode from the sheer kinetic energy of her massive pool stick? If it does indeed shoot off like a cue ball, what happens when it collides with another planet? |
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 defendors87
Male, 18-29, Southern US
613 Posts
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Tuesday, May 10, 2011 1:08:10 AM
yes retardedbear, and someone's mom being fat enough to play pool with the planets isnt funny either.... cause it's just not possible!!! |
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 SlothOfDoom
Male, 30-39, Canada
2041 Posts
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Monday, May 09, 2011 4:42:28 PM
Lies, we all know the dumped him with the decepticons. |
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 Quackor
Male, 18-29, S. America
2666 Posts
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Monday, May 09, 2011 4:00:01 PM
i will call you a retarded poop |
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 Kernel
Male, 18-29, Western US
123 Posts
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Monday, May 09, 2011 1:33:23 PM
@RETARDBEAR
The ridiculousness IS the joke, you humorless robot. Of course poo like this isn't possible. |
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 Fatninja01
Male, 18-29, Australia
23995 Posts
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Monday, May 09, 2011 1:23:02 PM
ha ha ha lol |
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RETARDEDBEAR
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
440 Posts
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Monday, May 09, 2011 1:11:35 PM
"I'll just leave that right there so IABers can appreciate the irony."
You miss my point. It would be funny IF the situation were even remotely possible.
They are over the ocean, which is almost 1000 miles from Abbottabad, and the one soldier is just now confirming that they captured him. Considering the target, they would obviously have him strapped in. If they did drop him in the water, they would just turn around and pick him up, considering they are in a helicopter over calm seas.
The punchline is humorous in nature, but it is so ridiculously absurd that I cannot laugh. Call me a party pooper, or a humorless robot, whatever floats your bin Laden. |
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 inversegrav
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
711 Posts
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Monday, May 09, 2011 1:04:44 PM
seems plausible |
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 Cajun247
Male, 18-29, Southern US
9438 Posts
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Monday, May 09, 2011 12:34:34 PM
hehe
At least he dead!
on an utterly ridiculous interpretation of events
I'll just leave that right there so IABers can appreciate the irony. |
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RETARDEDBEAR
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
440 Posts
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Monday, May 09, 2011 11:46:35 AM
"RETARDEDBEAR is retarded, he no getz the funneh."
Clearly I understand the joke. The problem is that it is premised on an utterly ridiculous interpretation of events. Thus, it is not funny. |
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 ruthless1990
Female, 18-29, Europe
2989 Posts
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Monday, May 09, 2011 11:45:45 AM
hahahahahaahhahahahaa |
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 Renaud-
Male, 18-29, Canada
425 Posts
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Monday, May 09, 2011 11:10:25 AM
I laughed hard at this |
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 5Cats
Male, 40-49, Canada
16960 Posts
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Monday, May 09, 2011 10:51:21 AM
Ooops@! Oh well, we'll just say we shot him. |
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 lwhoffman
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
173 Posts
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Monday, May 09, 2011 10:27:23 AM
Okay that was pretty funny. If Osama had eye holes he would look like a klansman... |
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 Gottamgear
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
358 Posts
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Monday, May 09, 2011 10:12:03 AM
RETARDEDBEAR is retarded, he no getz the funneh.
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 Naitsirhc88
Male, 18-29, Western US
261 Posts
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Monday, May 09, 2011 9:35:41 AM
That is good enough for me. |
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 HalfPintRoo
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
2043 Posts
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Monday, May 09, 2011 9:18:41 AM
I liked that. lol |
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 Ontario
Male, 18-29, Canada
231 Posts
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Monday, May 09, 2011 9:17:13 AM
rofl |
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RETARDEDBEAR
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
440 Posts
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Monday, May 09, 2011 8:38:06 AM
In the middle of the ocean, in the middle of the day, they are just now reporting that they got him? Why wouldn't they turn around and get him out of the water? Might be funny if it made any sense at all. |
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 Calummac
Male, 13-17, Europe
343 Posts
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Monday, May 09, 2011 8:14:20 AM
@ Parasite
Russel Howard? |
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 Angelmassb
Male, 18-29, S. America
15474 Posts
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Monday, May 09, 2011 7:49:26 AM
Saw that coming from a mile away, also I think "It could save your life" is not really the best fitting quote for this |
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 Parasite
Male, 18-29, Europe
127 Posts
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Monday, May 09, 2011 7:36:41 AM
here something ironic. Osama Bin Laden is an anagram for 'Lob da man in sea' |
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