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Apology Note [Pic]

Hits: 24779 | Rating: (3.3) | Category: Funny | Added by: kitteh9lives
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ImaComputer
Male, 18-29, Western US
 285 Posts
Monday, May 09, 2011 2:08:26 PM
my kind of girl...although i would return the favor afterwards.

Wowummwow
Male, 18-29, Western US
 266 Posts
Thursday, May 05, 2011 2:56:20 PM
Better to give than receive... then you can pull the guilt card later.

jib
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 314 Posts
Thursday, May 05, 2011 9:08:41 AM
@NotTHATbored
I'm always willing to get down with my gf giving or recieving

Lolboy
Male, 70 & Over, Africa
 797 Posts
Thursday, May 05, 2011 7:49:26 AM
@notTHATbored: So, essentially the same thing that a lot of guys do already? lol

I dont mind giving or recieving. It's nice either way but retarded when it's like a "must" for people. Then again, I would probably expect my girlfriend to want something if I busted her lip open with an Xbox controller.

NotTHATbored
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 1103 Posts
Thursday, May 05, 2011 5:18:09 AM
@SharayaAnne I agree with you, most women let men walk all over them without demanding their fair share in return. Psh If I felt like I had to do it then I certainly wouldn't. Find a man who likes to rub and lick that p-ssy is what I say! Then make him want it real bad! LOL!

varietyweasl
Male, 18-29, Asia
 35 Posts
Wednesday, May 04, 2011 10:47:34 PM
@metum
yup, if my girlfriend threw a remote at my face and burst my lip she'd be suckin' candy on her own, mentaler

krisley
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 524 Posts
Wednesday, May 04, 2011 10:24:01 PM
Sharaya when you boil it all down, all men have only one true love: Sood... or Fex, whichever way you wanna go. Point is it's a portmanteau :P

Izaq
Male, 30-39, Europe
 175 Posts
Wednesday, May 04, 2011 10:02:56 PM
@SharayaAnne
Clearly, you've met the wrong guys so far, I'm afraid ;)

SharayaAnne
Female, 18-29, Western US
 154 Posts
Wednesday, May 04, 2011 8:30:11 PM
I don't mind giving my man a blow job, I really don't. What bothers me is when I have to do it ALL THE TIME. That, I think, is the main reason why girls don't 'like' to do it. Cause guys want to be lazy bastards and have their girls do all the work. Its years of girls not getting what they need and having to provide sexual pleasure for the man and MAYBE if she is lucky, will get something in return. It has nothing to do with girls liking it or not.

Anyway... the girlfriend is being cute, but I think it would be a little odd to have him eat those WHILE the oral is happening.

premierwondr
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 979 Posts
Wednesday, May 04, 2011 6:20:02 PM
If there's one thing I miss now that I'm not in a relationship its the notes my ex left me in the morning =(
Now I'm sad

Metum
Male, 13-17, Western US
 155 Posts
Wednesday, May 04, 2011 5:58:05 PM
sounds like a crazy bitch

Evil_Eye
Male, 18-29, Europe
 1440 Posts
Wednesday, May 04, 2011 5:04:57 PM
If you look on sex as a tiresome task, you're doing it wrong. Literally.


Unless you have been together for a long time and sex is alot more common then head. Not every girl likes doing it so they would only do it as a treat for occasions like this!

Becides, head feels better (I think) and more lazy for the man!

VictoryRider
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 9370 Posts
Wednesday, May 04, 2011 4:42:10 PM
Shoot, I wouldn't even need the Rice Krispie treats.

Neoptolemos
Male, 30-39, Europe
 533 Posts
Wednesday, May 04, 2011 4:02:12 PM
Awww how romantic! :D

Angelmassb
Male, 18-29, S. America
 15498 Posts
Wednesday, May 04, 2011 4:01:32 PM
All points to a fatty

Intaresting
Male, 18-29, Europe
 812 Posts
Wednesday, May 04, 2011 3:48:55 PM
If a girl busted my lip, I'd bust her lip right back.

almightybob1
Male, 18-29, Europe
 4278 Posts
Wednesday, May 04, 2011 3:45:43 PM
No return sex needed!

Wait... that's something he normally feels obliged to do? If you look on sex as a tiresome task, you're doing it wrong. Literally.

ElMustache
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1617 Posts
Wednesday, May 04, 2011 3:24:40 PM
D:

Aedran
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 295 Posts
Wednesday, May 04, 2011 3:12:32 PM
An apology blow job for busting his lip? Please. I bust my Hubby's lip, he probably deserved it.

Raptorkat
Male, 18-29, Western US
 73 Posts
Wednesday, May 04, 2011 2:56:20 PM
A blow job? blow job? Thats it? Thats your girlfriends idea of a good apology?!?!? NO!!! My girlfriend hit me in the back of the head with the remote the other day, her apology.. I got to pick a girl to bring back home to play with us! God, I love her.

mts2457
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 540 Posts
Wednesday, May 04, 2011 1:14:40 PM
DOUBLE CHOCOLATEY?!?! mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

mr_fribbles
Male, 13-17, Europe
 590 Posts
Wednesday, May 04, 2011 12:43:22 PM
Rice krispies??

Tubby12370
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 1369 Posts
Wednesday, May 04, 2011 12:32:17 PM
Best response possible

Fatninja01
Male, 18-29, Australia
 24481 Posts
Wednesday, May 04, 2011 12:31:22 PM
Awww.... how sweet

puppies04
Male, 18-29, Europe
 605 Posts
Wednesday, May 04, 2011 12:18:04 PM
You know she sneaked some salt peter in those rice crispy bars

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