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How To Hide Erections

Hits: 18513 | Rating: (3.1) | Category: Weird | Added by: kitteh9lives
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TokioKoos
Female, 18-29, Europe
 415 Posts
Saturday, May 07, 2011 12:59:27 PM
The only thing that isn't explained is what to do when it happens when you're kissing a girl.

TheWaffle
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 117 Posts
Wednesday, May 04, 2011 11:09:54 PM
I speak German, so I'll lend a hand...
It's basically saying exactly what you would expect. When it shows the guy with a longer shirt, for example, it's saying that it can be helpful to wear a longer shirt. When the guy bends forward when the table is removed, it says that if you don't have a table, lean forward. There's nothing in the German that you couldn't figure out in English :)

BBBBB
Male, 18-29, Western US
 65 Posts
Wednesday, May 04, 2011 10:48:25 PM
I just drat a chick.

Undamaged
Male, 18-29, Australia
 34 Posts
Wednesday, May 04, 2011 10:20:52 PM
@Negativitron No, with german it is very easy to string words together and they will still make sense. It's a good language.

smigbaafm
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 653 Posts
Wednesday, May 04, 2011 7:44:27 PM
I am already very adept at handling my erections.

Negativitron
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 66 Posts
Wednesday, May 04, 2011 7:29:00 PM
the best part about this is that the three word title sort implies that there's a word for "erection hiding" in german.

GreyYes
Female, 18-29, Western US
 420 Posts
Wednesday, May 04, 2011 6:43:03 PM
lmfao, so many guys at my highschool wear skinny jeans its pretty easy to spot an erection. ._.

Piepig
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 1529 Posts
Wednesday, May 04, 2011 6:09:39 PM
just what i needed!

sweetrebelnc
Female, 18-29, Southern US
 849 Posts
Wednesday, May 04, 2011 5:48:27 PM
jesus, my 14 year old brother needs to watch this...

the-x-ray
Male, 30-39, Europe
 89 Posts
Wednesday, May 04, 2011 5:10:28 PM
this was shown in german kids channel ;) they are really serious about that. feckin funny, we are all laughin about it here in ger.

coedog
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 256 Posts
Wednesday, May 04, 2011 4:55:49 PM
According to Roseanne, "put a book in front of it".

Flashpacker
Male, 18-29, Europe
 666 Posts
Wednesday, May 04, 2011 4:03:16 PM
did he say erection bratwurst on 0:20?

Intaresting
Male, 18-29, Europe
 812 Posts
Wednesday, May 04, 2011 4:01:32 PM
Do you really need someone to translate this?

danthew
Male, 18-29, Europe
 2137 Posts
Wednesday, May 04, 2011 2:57:37 PM
Wear tight underwear or have a small penis. I do both.

xbx214
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 871 Posts
Wednesday, May 04, 2011 1:01:09 PM
I guess they have never heard of the oneway shoot huh?

ardystic
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1085 Posts
Wednesday, May 04, 2011 12:58:37 PM
i still get narbs. i pinch my leg and focus on the pain until it goes away. works most of the time.

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33911 Posts
Wednesday, May 04, 2011 12:54:46 PM

My life coach and mentor says don't hide it. Show it off.
It's like when women wear low-cut tops.
Let'em see a sample of the goods!

chicks dig that



Fatninja01
Male, 18-29, Australia
 24825 Posts
Wednesday, May 04, 2011 12:36:37 PM
Skillz. why would you want to hide it when your playing tent :P

IceDragon77
Male, 18-29, Western US
 498 Posts
Wednesday, May 04, 2011 12:33:53 PM
Im glad I dont get those all to much anymore.. >.=.>; Im also glad people in my college classes dont wear tight clothing that shows every detail like people did in my old high school..

meepmaker
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 6716 Posts
Wednesday, May 04, 2011 12:03:43 PM
That was the old days sitting in class checking out the chicks.

TKD_Master
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 4827 Posts
Wednesday, May 04, 2011 11:55:48 AM
"im so glad to be passed those days days of random erections. "

Oh my god me too. I'm glad i'm not the only one that is thankful for this.

msieg007
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 2171 Posts
Wednesday, May 04, 2011 11:50:45 AM
Extremely surprised this isn't from Japan...

GParadox
Female, 18-29, Western US
 740 Posts
Wednesday, May 04, 2011 11:40:49 AM
Slightly of topic... When my husband comes up behind me with one poking my back, I can't help but fall in love with him more.

fiizok
Male, 40-49, Western US
 590 Posts
Wednesday, May 04, 2011 11:23:25 AM
Hide them? Why?

Inter237
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 2449 Posts
Wednesday, May 04, 2011 11:19:37 AM
The waist band was always the easiest route back then

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