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Wash Your Hands After You Use The Restroom [Pic]

Hits: 36136 | Rating: (2.9) | Category: Funny | Added by: HopeandSara
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chimmeychang
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 682 Posts
Saturday, May 28, 2011 7:31:40 PM
"My dick gets a shower the same time the rest of my body does. Therefore, it's as clean as my elbows or my neck or my toes. If anything, I'm going to wash my hands BEFORE I grab it to pee, especially if I've touched something like a Wal-mart shopping cart handle or ATM or gas pump. No telling what scum-of-the-earth has been touching those things recently."

The skin in that area is very different from your elbows, neck and toes. Also unlike your neck and elbows it is constantly covered in public and parts of it are designed to maintain a lower body temperature than the rest of you. Your body maintains temperature by excreting sweat, bacteria feed on sweat.If you are comfortable handling other mens genitalia, I am not one to judge, but I'd much rather you shake my hand kthxbai.

chimmeychang
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 682 Posts
Friday, May 20, 2011 7:35:13 AM
"My dick gets a shower the same time the rest of my body does. Therefore, it's as clean as my elbows or my neck or my toes. If anything, I'm going to wash my hands BEFORE I grab it to pee, especially if I've touched something like a Wal-mart shopping cart handle or ATM or gas pump. No telling what scum-of-the-earth has been touching those things recently."

The skin in that area is very different from your elbows, neck and toes. Also unlike your neck and elbows it is constantly covered in public and parts of it are designed to maintain a lower body temperature than the rest of you. Your body maintains temperature by excreting sweat, bacteria feed on sweat.If you are comfortable handling other mens genitalia, I am not one to judge, but I'd much rather you shake my hand kthxbai.

LionHeart-72
Male, 18-29, Western US
 515 Posts
Friday, May 06, 2011 1:49:36 AM
@HaoS12

Either you are the best spambot known to man,
or an asshat.

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 26309 Posts
Wednesday, May 04, 2011 9:01:40 PM
@chimmeychang: just hit the "delete" space under your name & post count to remove the offending posts. Don't hit "refresh" after you post since it seems to re-post your last post, eh?

@Lesombre: yeah, that made my skin crawl too! Thx for the fix!

bigbangbilly
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 705 Posts
Wednesday, May 04, 2011 3:43:40 PM
This is a BIG FAIL!!!

chimmeychang
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 682 Posts
Wednesday, May 04, 2011 1:12:20 PM
OMG im so sorry about the multiple posts:(

chimmeychang
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 682 Posts
Wednesday, May 04, 2011 1:11:39 PM
"My dick gets a shower the same time the rest of my body does. Therefore, it's as clean as my elbows or my neck or my toes. If anything, I'm going to wash my hands BEFORE I grab it to pee, especially if I've touched something like a Wal-mart shopping cart handle or ATM or gas pump. No telling what scum-of-the-earth has been touching those things recently."

The skin in that area is very different from your elbows, neck and toes. Also unlike your neck and elbows it is constantly covered in public and parts of it are designed to maintain a lower body temperature than the rest of you. Your body maintains temperature by excreting sweat, bacteria feed on sweat.If you are comfortable handling other mens genitalia, I am not one to judge, but I'd much rather you shake my hand kthxbai.

Lesombre
Male, 40-49, Canada
 17 Posts
Wednesday, May 04, 2011 9:29:41 AM
There I fixed it because the lack of correct human anatomy was seriously messing with my OCD.

chimmeychang
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 682 Posts
Wednesday, May 04, 2011 8:08:09 AM
"My dick gets a shower the same time the rest of my body does. Therefore, it's as clean as my elbows or my neck or my toes. If anything, I'm going to wash my hands BEFORE I grab it to pee, especially if I've touched something like a Wal-mart shopping cart handle or ATM or gas pump. No telling what scum-of-the-earth has been touching those things recently."

The skin in that area is very different from your elbows, neck and toes. Also unlike your neck and elbows it is constantly covered in public and parts of it are designed to maintain a lower body temperature than the rest of you. Your body maintains temperature by excreting sweat, bacteria feed on sweat.If you are comfortable handling other mens genitalia, I am not one to judge, but I'd much rather you shake my hand kthxbai.

chimmeychang
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 682 Posts
Wednesday, May 04, 2011 7:46:06 AM
"My dick gets a shower the same time the rest of my body does. Therefore, it's as clean as my elbows or my neck or my toes. If anything, I'm going to wash my hands BEFORE I grab it to pee, especially if I've touched something like a Wal-mart shopping cart handle or ATM or gas pump. No telling what scum-of-the-earth has been touching those things recently."

The skin in that area is very different from your elbows, neck and toes. Also unlike your neck and elbows it is constantly covered in public and parts of it are designed to maintain a lower body temperature than the rest of you. Your body maintains temperature by excreting sweat, bacteria feed on sweat.If you are comfortable handling other mens genitalia, I am not one to judge, but I'd much rather you shake my hand kthxbai.

chimmeychang
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 682 Posts
Wednesday, May 04, 2011 7:41:50 AM
"My dick gets a shower the same time the rest of my body does. Therefore, it's as clean as my elbows or my neck or my toes. If anything, I'm going to wash my hands BEFORE I grab it to pee, especially if I've touched something like a Wal-mart shopping cart handle or ATM or gas pump. No telling what scum-of-the-earth has been touching those things recently."

The skin in that area is very different from your elbows, neck and toes. Also unlike your neck and elbows it is constantly covered in public and parts of it are designed to maintain a lower body temperature than the rest of you. Your body maintains temperature by excreting sweat, bacteria feed on sweat.If you are comfortable handling other mens genitalia, I am not one to judge, but I'd much rather you shake my hand kthxbai.

Plague555
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 562 Posts
Wednesday, May 04, 2011 7:39:29 AM
Clever spammer is clever

HaoS12
Male, 18-29, Europe
 20 Posts
Wednesday, May 04, 2011 6:52:42 AM
haha, exactly, so if women dont wash their hands you'd end up playing with their crotch? that's alright
btw, check out this new Cyanide and Happiness Comic it's really good

mr_fribbles
Male, 13-17, Europe
 590 Posts
Wednesday, May 04, 2011 6:40:26 AM
And they keep the smiles?

taylor_stone
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 2701 Posts
Wednesday, May 04, 2011 6:23:26 AM
The guy on the left's hand is on backwards... I'd assume he has more to worry about than washing his hands...

ChainsawNbud
Male, 50-59, Southern US
 745 Posts
Wednesday, May 04, 2011 5:50:14 AM
My dick gets a shower the same time the rest of my body does. Therefore, it's as clean as my elbows or my neck or my toes. If anything, I'm going to wash my hands BEFORE I grab it to pee, especially if I've touched something like a Wal-mart shopping cart handle or ATM or gas pump. No telling what scum-of-the-earth has been touching those things recently.

SgtKunnt
Male, 30-39, Europe
 110 Posts
Wednesday, May 04, 2011 4:44:29 AM
They're shaking a left hand with a right hand... Madness!

rubbiten
Male, 18-29, Europe
 145 Posts
Wednesday, May 04, 2011 1:45:38 AM
so if women dont wash their hands after visiting the bathroom i get to stick my hand in their crotch?? works for me :)

LionHeart-72
Male, 18-29, Western US
 515 Posts
Wednesday, May 04, 2011 1:29:42 AM
*snicker* limp handshake...

xCYBERDYNEx
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 4799 Posts
Tuesday, May 03, 2011 11:48:31 PM
hand washing is so unAmerican

MightyPeanut
Male, 30-39, Canada
 410 Posts
Tuesday, May 03, 2011 11:35:24 PM
The truly disgusting fact is that most men wash their hands after they urinate..but yet you have grabbed your "junk" with dirty hands..ergo you have a dirty, dirty Johnson..

coedog
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 256 Posts
Tuesday, May 03, 2011 9:37:18 PM
I'm totally ok with greeting my friends like this. Just not the women. Ewww.

yagovaggo
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 478 Posts
Tuesday, May 03, 2011 9:12:38 PM
I find this drawing strangely arousing!

TysonRP
Male, 13-17, Canada
 314 Posts
Tuesday, May 03, 2011 8:52:26 PM
I'm okay with this.

carmium
Female, 50-59, Canada
 6406 Posts
Tuesday, May 03, 2011 8:40:39 PM
Notice all the comments from guys who never wash their hands after they take piss?

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