I Am Bored

Loads of viral videos, games, memes, lists and social networking for when you're bored. Updated every day, so visit often.
LatestPopularMost BookmarkedMost EmailedTop RatedMy FavoritesRandomChat
AllGamesFunnyEntertainmentQuizzesWeirdTechLifestyle, Arts & Lit.News & PoliticsScienceSportsMisc
Submit Content  





rss

friendsmore friends | add your site
Asylum

Holy Taco

Funny Videos

BuzzFeed

NothingToxic

Oddee

Mousebreaker

Online Games

Eat Liver

Online Games

Gorilla Mask

Full Downloads

Norway Games

Damn Cool Pics

Kontraband

Extreme Humor

X Hollywood

I Dont Like You

123 Games

Hollywoodtuna

Funny Games

Cool Stuff

Viva La Games

X - Vids

Smit Happens

Funny Videos

Funny Stuff

ebaumsworld



Back to Listing

Guided Evolution [Pic]

Hits: 22117 | Rating: (2.5) | Category: Science | Added by: cobrakiller
Page: 1 2 Next >   Jump to: Bottom    Last Post
anyer
Female, 13-17, Europe
 153 Posts
Friday, May 06, 2011 3:11:51 AM
here you go phoneybone
SMBC

Fatninja01
Male, 18-29, Australia
 24481 Posts
Monday, May 02, 2011 2:17:24 AM
meh

bakeybake
Male, 18-29, Australia
 43 Posts
Sunday, May 01, 2011 3:26:18 AM
paper duck. you not getting the point man. if you have a genetic trait that you can pass on that enables you to have a higher chance of passing on your genes and reproducing. then obviously the generations that come will gradually have a higher and higher percentage that carry this trait.

phoneybone
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1750 Posts
Friday, April 29, 2011 11:37:26 PM
hey IAB, if you post a person's webcomic, how 'bout making the image a link to the actual comic? usually there's other stuff, like XKCD's opt text. Would be nice, and maybe gives the artist a little bump. Also, helps explain confusing-ass comics like this one.

DarkFerret
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 2764 Posts
Friday, April 29, 2011 10:35:15 PM
It's funny and true.

cityncolour
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 379 Posts
Friday, April 29, 2011 9:49:09 PM
@LleetLlama
Wow. That is quite insightful.

paperduck
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 1682 Posts
Friday, April 29, 2011 7:29:49 PM
Bakeybake: The percentage of who the father will be is 50% if two men mate with the same woman regardless. There's nothing magical about it.

gothmo
Female, 18-29, Western US
 1328 Posts
Friday, April 29, 2011 3:40:27 PM
@DrProfessor

except, usually woman would figure that out after the fact so...

LleetLlama
Male, 18-29, Western US
 359 Posts
Friday, April 29, 2011 2:24:24 PM
If you go read this on smbc-comics.com the artist provides a link explaining the humor behind the comic. Its basically an evolutionary "ha ha christians are dumb" joke.

bakeybake
Male, 18-29, Australia
 43 Posts
Friday, April 29, 2011 11:13:16 AM
- paperduck. i dont think your understand it. It doesnt need to do it anymore because we dont really have survival of the fittest in such aggresive forms. theres still plenty of species out there that do that. and remember the residual bellend didnt just form and suddenly pop into existance with modern man. regardless of its use today its most likely a residual feature left from a previous ancestor.

yeh there are hundreds of millions of sperm. but think how often chicks get pregnant in the case of unprotected sex. not alot. now imagine if you could magicly lower the prvious mates chances to 50% less. that mean you have 50% better chance for your genes to carry open. now imagine 100000 generations. which one do you think will still be around. the one with 50% less or the one making them 50% less?

DeathToLems
Female, 18-29, Europe
 1446 Posts
Friday, April 29, 2011 11:12:11 AM
oh for Sh*t sake gross!

Norsak
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 161 Posts
Friday, April 29, 2011 10:53:11 AM
"God's penis is mushroom shaped then."
-tiredofnicks

Thanks for ruining everything for everyone. For ever.

DrProfessor
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 3884 Posts
Friday, April 29, 2011 10:44:34 AM
The head's probably more pleasurable for women. Dudes with better-feeling junk get to have more sex. The end.

mts2457
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 540 Posts
Friday, April 29, 2011 10:40:52 AM
I thought this was something about lemons

paperduck
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 1682 Posts
Friday, April 29, 2011 10:11:19 AM
This hypothesis on the shape of a penis is awful. First of all, there are hundreds of millions of sperm cells in an ejaculation, I doubt the sloppy seconds man's penis extracts them to any significant degree, i.e. you only need 1 sperm cell.

Secondly and maybe more importantly, that would mean the mushroom shape would extract his own ejaculation too if he keeps going after coming, which of course happens. Which would be counterproductive to the so-called mushroom shape explanation.

IkeRay
Male, 18-29, Western US
 2724 Posts
Friday, April 29, 2011 9:56:53 AM
so cobrakiller doesn't think humans should've been made?

Tiredofnicks
Male, 30-39, Europe
 4690 Posts
Friday, April 29, 2011 9:42:44 AM
God's penis is mushroom shaped then.

dm2754
Male, 40-49, Western US
 3122 Posts
Friday, April 29, 2011 9:25:04 AM
duck have some odd things going on in the penis

Norsak
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 161 Posts
Friday, April 29, 2011 9:20:40 AM
"Ribbed for her pleasure" actually means "ribbed for stiff competition."

lapajara
Female, 18-29, Southern US
 118 Posts
Friday, April 29, 2011 8:59:28 AM
I love shrooms!

SlothOfDoom
Male, 30-39, Canada
 2041 Posts
Friday, April 29, 2011 8:47:23 AM
@cobrakiller

At least this post isn't too medium, like the last one.


auburnjunky
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 9876 Posts
Friday, April 29, 2011 8:47:17 AM
"So god is a ritz cracker with some sesame seeds on the edges huh? I knew it all along."

THIS!

sbeelz
Male, 30-39, Western US
 2869 Posts
Friday, April 29, 2011 8:34:26 AM
dragonfly sex

sbeelz
Male, 30-39, Western US
 2869 Posts
Friday, April 29, 2011 8:31:01 AM
Dragonfly penises are even more hardcore. They are covered in tiny spikes, and literally SCOUR the vagina to remove sperm.

cobrakiller
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 6934 Posts
Friday, April 29, 2011 8:20:06 AM
drmambo, we just cant win. we get complaints when our stuff is old and now we are getting complaints that our stuff is too new?

Page: 1 2 Next > 

You Must be Signed in to Add a Comment

If you've already got an I-Am-Bored.com account,
click here to sign in.

If you don't have an account yet,
Click Here to Create a Free Account
 

Back to Listing ^top


Bored | Suggest a Link | Advertise | Contact I Am Bored | About I Am Bored | Link to I Am Bored | Live Submission | Privacy | TOS | Ad Choices | Copyright Policy |
© 2014 Demand Media, Inc. All rights reserved.