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This Sign Actually Was Pre-Made And Exists [Pic]

Hits: 31416 | Rating: (2.7) | Category: Funny | Added by: littlemissqt
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VictoryRider
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 9370 Posts
Tuesday, May 03, 2011 7:30:28 PM
I bet that sign works a heck of a lot better than just the regular "Pool Closed" sign.

PfulHouse
Male, 30-39, Western US
 371 Posts
Friday, April 29, 2011 5:09:41 PM
BIRD!

lerie
Female, 18-29, S. America
 1271 Posts
Wednesday, April 27, 2011 7:01:25 PM
Mikeado, you made me laugh a lot more than the pic itself.

Issame
Female, 30-39, Eastern US
 112 Posts
Wednesday, April 27, 2011 2:14:40 PM
There is a set of rules on how to deal with fecal release in commercial pools. This doesn't surprise me at all (coming from someone who works pools for a living ;) ).

bompa1997
Male, 60-69, Western US
 82 Posts
Wednesday, April 27, 2011 1:42:15 PM
And the people that take care of this are the Fecal Accident Response Team, or FART for short

ruthless1990
Female, 18-29, Europe
 3016 Posts
Wednesday, April 27, 2011 7:14:19 AM
@dukorider1
wait till you go to uni and met some very disgusting drunk people who cant control themselves after a heavy night out. then continue to avoid those people

crabcake
Female, 30-39, Eastern US
 398 Posts
Wednesday, April 27, 2011 7:09:19 AM
EW! WTF!? LMAO!!

Mikeado
Male, 18-29, Europe
 2179 Posts
Wednesday, April 27, 2011 6:34:03 AM
This sign is potentially inaccurate in that it assumes it was an accident.

zippyg
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 45 Posts
Wednesday, April 27, 2011 6:21:49 AM
looked it up for verification, this sign is most likely from Great Wolf Resorts

zippyg
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 45 Posts
Wednesday, April 27, 2011 6:18:48 AM
i remember this from the show Undercover Boss. this one water park chain uses these signs.

Crizzy777
Male, 18-29, Europe
 111 Posts
Wednesday, April 27, 2011 5:19:59 AM
I'm pretty sure though it's not the chlorine what burns in your eyes... I'm in a swim club so believe me OR (of course that's the same I'd do) look it up on the internet :) I call for urine...

dukorider1
Male, 18-29, Europe
 211 Posts
Wednesday, April 27, 2011 4:58:21 AM
Accident?! How (except for babies & the advanced elderly) is that possible?

mr_fribbles
Male, 13-17, Europe
 590 Posts
Wednesday, April 27, 2011 4:41:43 AM
This is oddly familiar

malikymoo
Female, 18-29, Europe
 2039 Posts
Wednesday, April 27, 2011 3:20:28 AM
well theres something to put me off my breakfast. thanks.

steven8124
Male, 50-59, Southern US
 117 Posts
Wednesday, April 27, 2011 2:27:36 AM
The same stuff that makes your eyes burn kills the bacteria. chlorine

Renaud-
Male, 18-29, Canada
 425 Posts
Tuesday, April 26, 2011 8:12:01 PM
There's so much chlorine in public pools it's like swimming in bleach so no worries about bacteria lol

alicat2683
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 19 Posts
Tuesday, April 26, 2011 8:01:12 PM
I was a lifeguard and a swim teacher.... were didn't have a sign.... but it happened all the time... one place called it tootsie roll patrol... that other was code brown...we also had a hot tub that ... um turned yellow and got progressively yellow.. had to be drained weekly

HOBOMOE
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 515 Posts
Tuesday, April 26, 2011 7:08:44 PM
I've worked at a swim club, it happened about once a month,in the 1-4 age group pool.

handimanner
Male, 70 & Over, Western US
 1778 Posts
Tuesday, April 26, 2011 6:39:22 PM
Doooty!!!!!!

jak22
Male, 18-29, Western US
 154 Posts
Tuesday, April 26, 2011 6:15:02 PM
its funny. im a lifeguard at a pool. someone takes a dump at least once a week in one the pools at our facility. all we do is fish it out, and pour some "chemicals" in, which is just other pool water, to make everyone feel better, then wait 30 min, again for aesthetics. the truth is that there are so many chemicals in the pool the dukey is dead on contact.

fenderjaguar
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 8 Posts
Tuesday, April 26, 2011 6:11:31 PM
Both "Faecal" and "Fecal" are perfectly acceptable silly European. You guys also spell "Airplane" "Aeroplane" among other words which both sides of the water spell differently. Your beef is with a man named Webster who decided to change a bunch of word spellings. We tend to appreciate Brevity over here and if we can eliminate a useless letter or two we are more than willing to do that. So Goodbye or CHEERIO...

sgibson12
Male, 30-39, Western US
 94 Posts
Tuesday, April 26, 2011 6:04:18 PM
I'd like to see the redneck version of this sign. "Somebody shat in the pool."

Cajun247
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 10210 Posts
Tuesday, April 26, 2011 5:55:41 PM
It's spelled "faecal"


No it's not,

like it's not spelled:
"gramme"
"programme"
"colour"
"aluminium"
"theatre"
"centre"
etcetera...

You Brits are just fancy like that.

We Yanks write "fecal" no additional "a's" needed.

Cajun247
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 10210 Posts
Tuesday, April 26, 2011 5:52:19 PM
No 5h17 (hehe)

This actually happened to me a while ago when I was going to a swimming session.

nettech98
Male, 50-59, Eastern US
 963 Posts
Tuesday, April 26, 2011 5:01:21 PM
@sapphire: It's spelt 'spelt' silly European! It may be spelt that way in England, and -may- be an acceptable alternate spelling here, but the American spelling is 'fecal' and since it is an American sign, we're just fine thank you.

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