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Royal Virility, The Beer That Gives You A Boner

Hits: 12792 | Rating: (2.6) | Category: Weird | Added by: kitteh9lives
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Mr_Pedo_Bear
Male, 70 & Over, Southern US
 618 Posts
Thursday, April 28, 2011 10:08:26 AM
@Paddy 36p is the tax bill for everyone in the uk to the royal family. Who are forced to go round the country visiting people, meet other heads of state so the government doesn't have to. You know what the biggest contributor to GDP past banking and financial services is? Tourism. A large part of that is the royal family and all the sites associated with the. People always complain about the things that massively help the country. They're indentured serfs who get to live in nice houses.

ruthless1990
Female, 18-29, Europe
 3016 Posts
Tuesday, April 26, 2011 2:34:04 AM
Angilion, the voice of reason!

DShephard
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 1597 Posts
Saturday, April 23, 2011 7:27:26 AM
I bet it tastes awful.

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 24182 Posts
Friday, April 22, 2011 11:41:03 PM
I :heart: @Angilion!

Angilion
Male, 40-49, Europe
 11050 Posts
Friday, April 22, 2011 6:09:00 PM
The UK is scrounging off the royal family, not the other way around.

Angilion
Male, 40-49, Europe
 11050 Posts
Friday, April 22, 2011 6:08:45 PM
A tax dodging, benefit scrounging horce faced knob is getting married and we're all paying for the completely unnecessarily extravagant cermony ... lets celbrate this fact, WOOOOOOOOO!!!!


Meanwhile, back in reality the royal family pay 100% tax on most of their income (it's called the Crown Estate - feel free to look it up) and the UK makes at least a billion a year in profit from them (and that's a conservative estimate of tourism income from them).

If I took £210 off you, charged people at least £500 to see some places associated with you and then gave you £7.90, would you be scrounging off me?

And yes, those are the right figures. In exchange for the £210M in 100% income tax on most of their income, we give them £7.9M as the civil list. The income from admission prices to monarchy-related tourist attractions is £500M by itself and that doesn't even include all the merchandising.

The UK is scrounging o

VictoryRider
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 9370 Posts
Friday, April 22, 2011 5:01:34 PM
I really don't need beer to help give me a boner...

Fatninja01
Male, 18-29, Australia
 24482 Posts
Friday, April 22, 2011 2:07:45 PM
ackward

Concetra
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 2032 Posts
Friday, April 22, 2011 11:45:58 AM
"I dont know about you but I dont like the idea of drinking this beer with other guys around. Its a gay idea overall"

Kinda reminds me of that episode of Tosh.0 where Tosh and his friends took viagra pills and had to watch hard core gay pornography for two hours to see who would get a boner first.

iiiicpdiiii
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 40 Posts
Friday, April 22, 2011 11:21:06 AM
It's a great solution for drunk d*ck i suppose....

loverdover
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 9 Posts
Friday, April 22, 2011 10:22:52 AM
don't knock goats weed. it works :)

LordJim
Male, 50-59, Europe
 4175 Posts
Friday, April 22, 2011 10:03:21 AM
It's bullpoo anyway. 'Natural Viagra'? 'Goats weed'?

Maybe the placebo effect might help, but if you need help getting it up, beer probably isn't the answer.

Angelmassb
Male, 18-29, S. America
 15498 Posts
Friday, April 22, 2011 9:54:25 AM
I dont know about you but I dont like the idea of drinking this beer with other guys around. Its a gay idea overall

marcus2
Male, 13-17, Europe
 678 Posts
Friday, April 22, 2011 9:28:29 AM
paddy215
The only good thing about the royal wedding is the income via tourism, which will give a boost to our econom. Oh, and the day off work/school aswell.

paddy215
Male, 18-29, Europe
 1666 Posts
Friday, April 22, 2011 9:13:49 AM
A tax dodging, benefit scrounging horce faced knob is getting married and we're all paying for the completely unnecessarily extravagant cermony ... lets celbrate this fact, WOOOOOOOOO!!!!

I wish the royals would just go f-uck themselves, instead of their traditional f-ucking amongst themselves.

LordJim
Male, 50-59, Europe
 4175 Posts
Friday, April 22, 2011 8:28:40 AM
Looking forward to not giving a rat's arse on the big day.

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33895 Posts
Friday, April 22, 2011 8:11:46 AM

Is that a beer in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?



or



Boner Beer ! What will they think of next!



or




Boners - Tastes Great - More Filling!


kitteh9lives
Female, 70 & Over, Eastern US
 1357 Posts
Thursday, April 21, 2011 11:42:57 PM
Link: Royal Virility, The Beer That Gives You A Boner [Rate Link] - A limited edition brew for the upcoming royal wedding. It's beer for Prince Willy's willy! Only 1000 made, so order now!


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