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A Nerdy Harry Potter-Inspired Proposal [Pic]

Hits: 36055 | Rating: (2.8) | Category: Arts & Literature | Added by: NanGoneBanan
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lukeforv123
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1047 Posts
Thursday, April 14, 2011 10:09:59 PM
Sorry thing is, SHE'S such a nerd, she got pissed at him for ruining her Harry Potter book!

tinnypuff
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 36 Posts
Thursday, April 14, 2011 9:44:43 PM
AWWWW! As a Harry Potter fan, I would definitely say yes! I grew up with the books and they're a big part of my childhood. Also, the selection of the chapter is very clever.

swapan
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 14 Posts
Thursday, April 14, 2011 9:38:15 PM
lol at the description

Kimiki83
Female, 18-29, Western US
 28 Posts
Thursday, April 14, 2011 9:03:36 PM
@cajun247

not a huge, dont know why.


Angilion
Male, 40-49, Europe
 11358 Posts
Thursday, April 14, 2011 8:45:04 PM
Now give me one good reason (I'm sure you will) for being such an offensive a$$hole!


I can give you two:

i) Domestic violence.
ii) Requirement of valuables in exchange for "marital services".

auburnjunky
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 10069 Posts
Thursday, April 14, 2011 8:04:48 PM
@lazy: They aren't all conflict diamonds.

Also, what is this Meebo crap at the bottom of my screen?

Fuego
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 1292 Posts
Thursday, April 14, 2011 7:56:26 PM
@Cajun247

Um, because the penalty of breaking the vow is death? Like I said before I joined the tangent team, which one would die if they divorced? What about infidelity? would a separation be enough to do them in or would it just give them a really bad illness? I'm overthinking it. Also, the game.

MauserTM
Male, 18-29, S. America
 1223 Posts
Thursday, April 14, 2011 7:36:10 PM
Not the signed version!

Cajun247
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 10242 Posts
Thursday, April 14, 2011 7:27:01 PM
Umm don't other Harry Potter fans/followers know why this IS THE WORST CHAPTER IN THE BOOK TO MAKE SUCH A PROPOSAL?!!?!!??!?!?!?!?

LazyMe484
Male, 18-29, Canada
 10503 Posts
Thursday, April 14, 2011 7:04:51 PM
I'd be unhappy that they wasted hundreds on a very small piece of rock obtained by extremely unethical methods and sold at vastly inflated prices by a cartel.

I like the way you think. I've never thought about it, because I've never proposed... but I agree.

I will demonstrate my affections in a much more grand and honest fashion! I will build my future fiancee a gazebo, or hot tub, or a piece of art. ... I could climb a mountain or some symbolic gesture...

Screw this diamond ring thing. I will not marry anyone who overemphasizes the value of a diamond beyond that of an excellent cutting tool.

Handsompod
Male, 30-39, Europe
 1105 Posts
Thursday, April 14, 2011 6:49:01 PM
Oh never mind, it's what you do.

Handsompod
Male, 30-39, Europe
 1105 Posts
Thursday, April 14, 2011 6:48:26 PM
Also, it's bad business for prostitutes to hit their customers.


Now give me one good reason (I'm sure you will) for being such an offensive a$$hole!

shalealiz
Female, 30-39, Midwest US
 11 Posts
Thursday, April 14, 2011 6:18:22 PM
sweet.. if he proposed then im sure the chick already knew about his liking of Harry Potter - or maybe she's the one who likes Harry Potter..who knows, but its cute.

Angilion
Male, 40-49, Europe
 11358 Posts
Thursday, April 14, 2011 5:53:39 PM
Angillion, I'll remeber that the next time the wife is after a new ring. I'll get her a peice of gypsum and tell her you said it was ok. :)

I'll be sure to post pictures of the bruises.



I suggest granite instead - it's usually very long-lasting, which is supposed to be the symbolism people are after. Nothing is eternal, but granite was around 4 billion years ago and could be around in another 4 billion years, which is about as good as you're going to get for rock from Earth.

Tell your wife from me she should be after cash instead - it's much more useful and it's a much more honest business transaction. Also, it's bad business for prostitutes to hit their customers.

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33910 Posts
Thursday, April 14, 2011 5:44:19 PM

he defaced a Harry Potter book?

SEND HIM TO AZKABAN!!!!!

Raokin
Female, 18-29, Southern US
 458 Posts
Thursday, April 14, 2011 5:35:27 PM
Oh, that stone is tiny.

jinxiejae
Female, 30-39, Western US
 2749 Posts
Thursday, April 14, 2011 5:28:19 PM
he didn't cut into the book he tape or glued a box frame onto the page.

zombunny
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 2524 Posts
Thursday, April 14, 2011 4:33:21 PM
aaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

DShephard
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 1597 Posts
Thursday, April 14, 2011 4:17:00 PM
But..but he ruined the book?

Jerk...

moefreak
Female, 18-29, Europe
 1969 Posts
Thursday, April 14, 2011 4:10:54 PM
nubblins, you could always pretend that a friend of yours got engaged and that the stone on the ring had been that friend's favourite stone, and that you thought this was a sweet gesture. Something like that should stick in his mind if he is thinking he might propose one day.
Or, more sensibly, tell your friends that you want an opal ring. He will most likely ask your friends what kind of ring you want before buying it.

nubblins
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 1753 Posts
Thursday, April 14, 2011 4:05:12 PM
@hand
I think it's less because it's shiny and more because the gem is expensive.
I think the thought process would be something like, "obviously you only care enough about me to get me a 100 dollar ring.. clearly I'm not worth that much to you." A less self-absorbed woman would appreciate the gesture not because of the stone, but what it symbolizes.

Now, I'm quite fond of opals and I'd prefer one, but diamonds are what is "expected" for an engagement.. So when (if ever) my man pops the question, I have a feeling it would be a diamond. There's just no easy way of saying, "baby, if you ever propose, I want an opal ring..." without being too presumptuous that he would even ask me to marry him to begin with.. heh. The best I can do is mention in passing my love of opals and hope he gets the hint... xD

moefreak
Female, 18-29, Europe
 1969 Posts
Thursday, April 14, 2011 4:02:11 PM
Aww. I quite love it when people get creative. Although I also loved it when my fiance went the traditional route, down on one knee in front of our friends. The ring he gave me was worth 50$, but it was really just meant for the proposal (because he wanted me to get to choose the actual engagement ring). I was fine with keeping the 50$ ring though, but it ended up breaking, so we bought a diamond ring.
If I had looked into this moissanite stuff though, I think I would have gone that route.

easiersaid
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 82 Posts
Thursday, April 14, 2011 4:00:23 PM
How did this post turn from a grin-inducing proposal to a debate on the size and legitimacy of certain gemstones over others? Who cares? Wedding rings don't really matter anyway. If a person can't remember they're married on their own, the size or type of rock isn't going to make any difference.

The post is about a creative, clever, nerdy way to propose. It was cute. Next.

Fuego
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 1292 Posts
Thursday, April 14, 2011 3:56:34 PM
I knew what you meant, but I was in dick-mode I suppose. Personally, I like corundum (sapphires and rubies.) They're almost as hard as diamonds and come in a rainbow of colors.

tincel1372
Female, 18-29, Canada
 423 Posts
Thursday, April 14, 2011 3:48:53 PM
Wtf he cut into a Harry Potter book?
BLASPHEMY. There's no excuse for that.

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