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The Latest Stupid Issue Of Cosmo Magazine [Pic]

Hits: 26991 | Rating: (2.1) | Category: Funny | Added by: reeallybored
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techstorm
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 75 Posts
Friday, April 15, 2011 10:03:40 PM
All joking aside, if a woman I've never met before walked up to me and asked " Do you want to f**k?" I would get as far away from her as I could. Nothing but trouble or a disease waiting in there!

GuardinGnome
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 2900 Posts
Friday, April 15, 2011 7:21:21 PM
Take of your shirt and ask him if he wants to f*ck.
I'd say that ought to do it.

kusanagi
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 183 Posts
Friday, April 15, 2011 11:29:33 AM
Shouldn't that be 50 seconds? It shouldn't take THAT long to cross the room and undress.

TiagoBraw
Male, 30-39, S. America
 10 Posts
Friday, April 15, 2011 8:46:27 AM
Touch him in the penis...

DCBizzle
Male, 18-29, Canada
 230 Posts
Thursday, April 14, 2011 5:20:55 PM
i think there is 19 ways missing

SmilinSam
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 3603 Posts
Thursday, April 14, 2011 3:02:19 PM
wanna go out for pizza and sex?

Angilion
Male, 40-49, Europe
 11640 Posts
Thursday, April 14, 2011 12:02:24 PM
I've read them
they generally follow this guideline
me and my fiance go running, one time I stopped telling him I was going to tie my shoe, but I gave him head instead.



Then we got arrested for public indecency and now we're registered sex offenders.

Reality is somewhere between Cosmo world and most of the comments in this thread, although those will work better than Cosmo. There's a lot to be said for a woman being blatantly and uninhibitedly sexual. Just not in the park while jogging.

Angilion
Male, 40-49, Europe
 11640 Posts
Thursday, April 14, 2011 11:55:52 AM
Here's how you do it find the guy and ask them "Do you want f**k me??" Pretty much every time the answer will be yes if not move on to next guy one of them will.


You need more class. You should start with something else as an introduction. So something like "Hey, nice shoes. Wanna drat?" should do it.

noxert323
Male, 18-29, Canada
 227 Posts
Thursday, April 14, 2011 9:40:00 AM
I've read them
they generally follow this guideline
me and my fiance go running, one time I stopped telling him I was going to tie my shoe, but I gave him head instead.

Ozmose
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 441 Posts
Thursday, April 14, 2011 3:07:22 AM
HINT #1 - Look like Olivia Wilde.

DamienLike
Male, 13-17, Europe
 710 Posts
Thursday, April 14, 2011 2:34:10 AM
HINT: TITS

VictoryRider
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 9370 Posts
Thursday, April 14, 2011 1:23:40 AM
I don't think seducing a man is that difficult.

LiquidFire
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 109 Posts
Thursday, April 14, 2011 1:12:28 AM
@lacishay FOR SHAME!!! beer is an important part of a mans diet...actually do the first three but give bj's more often....yes this will do nicely

mr_fribbles
Male, 13-17, Europe
 590 Posts
Thursday, April 14, 2011 12:59:37 AM
Wait, 50 ways in one minute or 50 ways in 50 minutes?

tinnypuff
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 36 Posts
Wednesday, April 13, 2011 9:14:28 PM
Cosmo is the dumbest magazine I've ever seen. My sister is always reading it and the tips they give you are so full of B.S. The women who believe this nonsense really aren't the smartest of the bunch. =/

lacishay
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 120 Posts
Wednesday, April 13, 2011 8:34:58 PM
Skip the lasagna, beer, and game. A BJ will do just fine.

redakdal
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 5 Posts
Wednesday, April 13, 2011 8:28:00 PM
there isn't even a tip or steps to it, all you girls need to do is touch us anywhere and say "want to come back to my place and have some fun"

that's all it takes

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33911 Posts
Wednesday, April 13, 2011 7:50:43 PM

Satkela -
"Give him lasagna, a beer, turn on his favorite game and give him a BJ"

now this girl understands men!

jogger1
Male, 13-17, Canada
 148 Posts
Wednesday, April 13, 2011 7:41:12 PM
I actually read this on a really, REALLY long bus ride. Turns out they're all stupidly entertaining.

GasMaskKid
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 694 Posts
Wednesday, April 13, 2011 7:01:12 PM
SarahofBorg reeks of double standards and superiority.

SoberGuy
Male, 18-29, S. America
 347 Posts
Wednesday, April 13, 2011 6:01:43 PM
not even one requires a plan

ZackDark
Male, 18-29, S. America
 276 Posts
Wednesday, April 13, 2011 5:48:25 PM
"The comments in this post make me lose all hope in the male race. You're all complete hypocrites."

?

I don't get it... How exactly are we being hypocrites?

domisgood
Male, 18-29, Europe
 5786 Posts
Wednesday, April 13, 2011 5:36:11 PM
i can think of 2. And they're out of sight in the bottom right hand corner

tn11
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1601 Posts
Wednesday, April 13, 2011 5:31:24 PM
OLIVIA WILDE!!!!

*sigh*


I have a bit of a crush on her... I wouldn't mind her seducing me. at all.

SarahofBorg
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 3573 Posts
Wednesday, April 13, 2011 5:12:26 PM
The comments in this post make me lose all hope in the male race. You're all complete hypocrites.

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