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How To Ask For Oral Sex [Pic]

Hits: 38084 | Rating: (2.8) | Category: Funny | Added by: kitteh9lives
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missPWNAGE
Female, 18-29, Europe
 300 Posts
Saturday, April 16, 2011 5:32:37 AM
I don't like that the Women's advice was cut off :\ ... What fun is that?

regalia13
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 203 Posts
Tuesday, April 12, 2011 10:57:43 PM
Lol. Girls seriously have a problem giving oral? Doesn't bother me ({) Guess my guy is lucky?

MattPrince
Male, 40-49, Europe
 2223 Posts
Tuesday, April 12, 2011 3:37:46 PM
I find tap-tap-tap on the forehead usually does the trick.

limphotdog
Female, 18-29, Western US
 673 Posts
Monday, April 11, 2011 9:04:20 PM
Haha, I don't need to be asked. I HATE asking for oral, though. I some how feel selfish for asking and scared of getting rejected. Which has happened, so this chart is a lie!

noni2ancy
Female, 18-29, Western US
 60 Posts
Monday, April 11, 2011 8:07:09 PM
samidoll.
'cause my vagina doesn't have tastebuds....

samidoll
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 613 Posts
Monday, April 11, 2011 6:37:09 PM
the few girls i have talked to that have said they don't do oral for their guy because it is 'gross'... seriously? what's so gross about it? if you're going to let that in your body you better be prepared to put it in your mouth too.

handys003
Male, 50-59, Western US
 2402 Posts
Monday, April 11, 2011 5:31:29 PM
@theking536 replied:
My wife has never performed oral on me. I Have to on her or nothing else will happen. I can relate to this.

handys003:
Sorry to hear that. Seems you would be better off divorced with a porn video and a bottle of KY jelly. Better yet just pay for a call girl.

zombunny
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 2524 Posts
Monday, April 11, 2011 10:10:53 AM
Is this how most relationships work? How depressing. I would kill myself if my sex life was that pathetic.

dreaco
Female, 18-29, Western US
 100 Posts
Monday, April 11, 2011 9:07:21 AM
Do: Make him eat pineapple first. Makes it sweeet!
I think it has more to do with what kind of lover you are. If you are selfish - of course you won't like doing it. But if you get off from your partners pleasure (as I do) then what's not to like?

tleking536
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 71 Posts
Monday, April 11, 2011 9:06:24 AM
My wife has never performed oral on me. I Have to on her or nothing else will happen. I can relate to this.

Mweebles
Female, 18-29, Southern US
 1662 Posts
Monday, April 11, 2011 8:59:52 AM
LMAO @ the last DON'T on the right.

DarkFerret
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 2764 Posts
Monday, April 11, 2011 8:59:11 AM
So, true... I love going down on girls :P I find it enjoyable lol

DGbME
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 453 Posts
Monday, April 11, 2011 8:55:45 AM
Too true, too true.

megavidiot
Male, 30-39, Canada
 906 Posts
Monday, April 11, 2011 8:50:36 AM
Do: Get her drunk.

McGovern1981
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 13456 Posts
Monday, April 11, 2011 8:50:16 AM
My seamen tastes like chocolate... true story <_< >_>

YANKmyDOODLE
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 774 Posts
Monday, April 11, 2011 8:41:28 AM
yeah i suppose it doesnt matter how a girl asks when the answer is always going to be no

meepmaker
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 6716 Posts
Monday, April 11, 2011 8:23:09 AM
Oh so true.

Axejst
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 130 Posts
Monday, April 11, 2011 8:03:28 AM
@ Dixy
Why am I 40 before I hear of this strategy?

DixxyRarr
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 2677 Posts
Monday, April 11, 2011 7:58:11 AM
I'm a big fan of trading a back rub for a nice beej. I always get the back rub first, and I make it known that the quality of my rub will be directly reflected in the quality of his rub.

TwoEyezBlind
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 486 Posts
Monday, April 11, 2011 7:21:22 AM
LMMFAO @ Tubby12370

TwoEyezBlind
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 486 Posts
Monday, April 11, 2011 7:15:05 AM
Lol what the heck's up with Red Lobster? I took a chick there and she broke up with me the next day. Someone explain?

WorstCaseOnt
Male, 30-39, Canada
 215 Posts
Monday, April 11, 2011 6:19:16 AM
@haveheart
<3 you...

Fleaman1797
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 719 Posts
Monday, April 11, 2011 5:56:41 AM
LOL i agree with Dk4k.. i really needed to know about how many fingers you like in your butt Selous. i REALLY enjoyed that LOL.. /sigh

pip-pip666
Female, 18-29, Europe
 422 Posts
Monday, April 11, 2011 5:12:10 AM
How sad if a relationship consists of one person begging the other to do something which most people would enjoy, I don't know who i'd be more ashamed of if this was necessary in my house.

nubblins
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 1753 Posts
Monday, April 11, 2011 5:11:57 AM
Never been a fan.

Sue me.

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