 Holly69
Female, 18-29, Europe
 253 Posts
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Thursday, March 17, 2011 7:54:23 PM
in the blackcountry (a region in central England) face=mush, |
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 mclovin973
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
409 Posts
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Thursday, March 17, 2011 7:46:07 PM
Wishy washy |
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 SPARTAKITTY
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
2131 Posts
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Thursday, March 17, 2011 7:20:06 PM
Rooty-tooty point and shooty sounds delightfully fancy. |
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 nubblins
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
1580 Posts
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Thursday, March 17, 2011 6:59:24 PM
Aww, cute, some of the Brits are offended.
Don't worry, they'll go back to hating on the USA tomorrow so you can continue your ultra hip anti-American attitudes then. :P |
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 IkeRay
Male, 18-29, Western US
2724 Posts
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Thursday, March 17, 2011 6:52:21 PM
"There are areas in the US where they call shopping carts "trolleys". Mostly in the South I think."
actually, in the south they're typically called 'buggies' |
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Angilion
Male, 40-49, Europe
9676 Posts
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Thursday, March 17, 2011 6:25:08 PM
On a side note, what do you call biscuits, if you call cookies biscuits?
An unsweetened scone is very similar to a USA biscuit. Not a sweetened scone - those are usually made roughly circular, cut in half and served cold with jam and cream as a form of cake. Unsweetened scones are savouries, like USA biscuits, and usually served hot cooked on top of a thick stew. If you look for images of "beef cobbler", you'll see what I mean. |
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Angilion
Male, 40-49, Europe
9676 Posts
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Thursday, March 17, 2011 6:16:05 PM
WTF is a clammy roger? Sounds like a sordid sexual encounter in a sauna
I'm thinking that it's a play on Jammy Dodger.
In case you don't get those in the USA, it's a brand name of a type of biscuit (cookie to you) that's well known here. |
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Angilion
Male, 40-49, Europe
9676 Posts
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Thursday, March 17, 2011 6:11:13 PM
..I've never heard cold on a cob.
I always thought it was "ice lolly."
It is. This picture is a joke. Some of the English is correct (e.g. the thing for pushing your shopping around is a called a trolley here), but some are just made up for a laugh. |
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Angilion
Male, 40-49, Europe
9676 Posts
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Thursday, March 17, 2011 6:07:00 PM
Absolutely correct. Why, only yesterday I had a most unpleasant altercation with a young ruffian who attached a cold on a cob and some clammy rogers to the wishy-washies on my Jag. The odourous villein was most disparaging about my attire and insistent on a bout of fisticuffs, so I took out my rooty tooty point and shooty to discourage him. |
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 TheGodofFail
Male, 13-17, Western US
126 Posts
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Thursday, March 17, 2011 5:50:55 PM
Rooty-Tooty Point and Shooty made me lol. I could see it, a gang of "british" people.
"alright men! Pull out your Rooty Tooty Point and Shooties, and we'll teach these trencherans what-for!" |
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 Angelista10
Female, 18-29, Europe
183 Posts
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Thursday, March 17, 2011 5:43:09 PM
6 of these are wtf lol |
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Rich606
Male, 18-29, Europe
22 Posts
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Thursday, March 17, 2011 5:39:46 PM
This is brilliant. I'm forever telling people how I love to stuff my slappy ham with clammy rogers.
SCfan, let's not get into crass lazy stereotyping, I know it's hard for you fat ignorant Yanks to avoid... ;) |
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 robotobunneh
Female, 18-29, Canada
266 Posts
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Thursday, March 17, 2011 5:26:06 PM
Nigel Thornberry read that in my head. : D |
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 vimo
Female, 18-29, Europe
3 Posts
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Thursday, March 17, 2011 5:07:46 PM
yeah i know its a joke but i just get annoyed whenever i tell anyone whos from america im from the uk they allways ask me to do stupid accents, sorry i didnt mean to sound so angry |
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 HoorayForJay
Male, 18-29, Europe
38 Posts
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Thursday, March 17, 2011 5:05:14 PM
SCfan, in that case, all americans are fat, god praising roostery little pooes.
Get my drift? |
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 Caretta
Male, 18-29, Europe
541 Posts
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Thursday, March 17, 2011 4:55:59 PM
This entire thing entered my head in an Australian accent. |
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 Padiddle
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
193 Posts
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Thursday, March 17, 2011 4:53:20 PM
..I've never heard cold on a cob.
I always thought it was "ice lolly." |
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 GasMaskKid
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
694 Posts
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Thursday, March 17, 2011 4:45:40 PM
I was annoyed by vimo's post for a second, then I saw that she's only made this post. It's a joke, honey.
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vimo
Female, 18-29, Europe
3 Posts
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Thursday, March 17, 2011 4:30:09 PM
well this is complete bull except 5 of them, not everyone in the uk has the cliche 'british' accent in fact barely anyone does, and no-one ever or has ever yses words like 'rooty tooty point and shooty' wtf america how closed minded are you? |
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 SCfan
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
1679 Posts
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Thursday, March 17, 2011 4:05:42 PM
Brits = bad teeth and lousy food. |
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 RobSwindol
Male, 30-39, Southern US
2053 Posts
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Thursday, March 17, 2011 3:59:09 PM
The "Queen's English" annoys me sometimes. Its like you've gone out of your way to give stuff crappy names just so that Americans have to come up with less crappy names for them. |
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 Syris
Male, 13-17, Western US
226 Posts
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Thursday, March 17, 2011 3:45:43 PM
American English annoys me sometimes. Its like you've gone out of your way to come up with a different crappier word for something there was already a word for...
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 danthew
Male, 18-29, Europe
2137 Posts
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Thursday, March 17, 2011 2:48:23 PM
American English annoys me sometimes. Its like you've gone out of your way to come up with a different crappier word for something there was already a word for... |
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 tiggerwitch1
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
591 Posts
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Thursday, March 17, 2011 2:12:47 PM
i no longer say "gun" |
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 PfulHouse
Male, 30-39, Western US
371 Posts
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Thursday, March 17, 2011 2:09:34 PM
Yay troll! |
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