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Only Gay Guys Eat Celery

Hits: 17663 | Rating: (2.8) | Category: Funny | Added by: fancylad
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Fatninja01
Male, 18-29, Australia
 24516 Posts
Monday, March 14, 2011 5:16:08 PM
meh....

CoyoteKing
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 2994 Posts
Monday, March 14, 2011 2:31:23 PM
didnt see that coming...

crudson
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 590 Posts
Sunday, March 13, 2011 9:13:12 PM
saw it coming

Levon1
Female, 18-29, Southern US
 85 Posts
Sunday, March 13, 2011 9:01:45 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAH this f*cking incredibley hilarous

Scr1bblz
Male, 13-17, Western US
 25 Posts
Sunday, March 13, 2011 7:39:22 PM
LOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.............. craving some celery now :O

EdiMesic
Male, 18-29, Europe
 599 Posts
Sunday, March 13, 2011 5:53:47 PM
Boredered; And we hate douchebags like you too. :]

CitrusCircus
Female, 13-17, Europe
 182 Posts
Sunday, March 13, 2011 12:52:51 PM
lol! was not expecting that!

ruthless1990
Female, 18-29, Europe
 3016 Posts
Sunday, March 13, 2011 7:58:00 AM
i literally lold!

wldcrow
Female, 18-29, Western US
 53 Posts
Sunday, March 13, 2011 1:19:17 AM
Lol I was not expecting that but it was very funny

Boredered
Male, 18-29, Western US
 2918 Posts
Sunday, March 13, 2011 12:29:24 AM
drat. I really hate gay guys

kittehdee29
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 803 Posts
Saturday, March 12, 2011 11:35:06 PM
I THOROUGHLY enjoyed that.

I must go fap now.

duffytoler
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 5220 Posts
Saturday, March 12, 2011 11:25:27 PM
AAHHH! THEY STOLE THIS FROM ME! Back in the eighties, me and my buddy Mike would do this when anyone ordered a light beer. We would be like, "Fag!" "What are you, gay?" "Here, give me a sip of that... oh NO! It's queer beer! It's making me queer!" Then we would start kissing each other.

lingh0e
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 49 Posts
Saturday, March 12, 2011 10:57:49 PM
I have the weirdest boner right now. Actually, come to think of it... it isn't really that weird.

RyanHake
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 2698 Posts
Saturday, March 12, 2011 10:53:36 PM
I really hope those guys are actually gay...I don't see straight guys doing that willingly.

coffeekoneko
Female, 18-29, Europe
 1012 Posts
Saturday, March 12, 2011 10:37:11 PM
I found that ... strangely arousing.

tainteddeity
Male, 18-29, Europe
 856 Posts
Saturday, March 12, 2011 8:31:41 PM
That was pretty cool. Those that are saying 'lol omg i ganna throw up' need to get a clue.
It's just two guys kissing, yo. Get over it.

the_windy
Female, 18-29, Canada
 1569 Posts
Saturday, March 12, 2011 8:00:34 PM
Mmmmmh, celery...
I mean what? O___O

mrpuddle
Male, 18-29, Western US
 386 Posts
Saturday, March 12, 2011 7:14:35 PM
SLMoore71 agreed

Angelmassb
Male, 18-29, S. America
 15498 Posts
Saturday, March 12, 2011 7:12:04 PM
Great, now im going to want to puke every time I see a celery

SLMoore71
Female, 40-49, Eastern US
 3 Posts
Saturday, March 12, 2011 7:07:27 PM
I threw up in my mouth...

Angilion
Male, 40-49, Europe
 11342 Posts
Saturday, March 12, 2011 6:55:43 PM
Meh. Whatever. I'ma make this more interesting...

Celery has less calories than it takes to digest it.



I thought that was an urban myth, but it turns out to be sort of true. Obviously it isn't literally true, but most of the calories are inaccesible to human digestion (as mParfait pointed out), so the net calorie gain is less than the calories used breaking down the celery.

By a useless amount.

If you wanted something that uses up more calories than you get from it, cold water is the best thing. It has no calories (if it's pure) and your body must burn calories to heat it to body temperature.

It's still a useless amount, though. It's roughly 1 food calorie per litre per degree C, e.g. if you drank a litre of water at 7C, you'd use roughly 30 food calories heating it up to body temperature.

thefatkid77
Male, 18-29, Western US
 112 Posts
Saturday, March 12, 2011 4:24:42 PM
Wow, that was a little far. I seriously almost threw up. Gay man kissing and celery don't mix.

ryan99
Male, 13-17, Western US
 2349 Posts
Saturday, March 12, 2011 3:56:41 PM
That was way farther than I was expecting FND to go, lmao

Cindrum
Male, 18-29, Europe
 78 Posts
Saturday, March 12, 2011 3:25:30 PM
Celery helps u lose weight in Fable...its the reason i munch on it with curry juice todai :D

fuad119
Male, 18-29, Asia
 137 Posts
Saturday, March 12, 2011 2:07:48 PM
I am sooo turned on right now...

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