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I Saw This Flashlight Ad In My Newspaper [Pic]

Hits: 31590 | Rating: (3.1) | Category: Funny | Added by: gakattack
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winniety
Female, 18-29, Western US
 59 Posts
Monday, February 27, 2012 12:15:32 AM
Is your flashlight a led flashlight???
fancy flashlight??why?

winniety
Female, 18-29, Western US
 59 Posts
Sunday, February 26, 2012 11:31:47 PM
Is your flashlight a led flashlight???
fancy flashlight??why?

Stodogs
Female, 13-17, Midwest US
 302 Posts
Thursday, March 10, 2011 7:43:23 PM
ALAN WAKE!! Anyone else know what I'm talking about?

XxCraigxX
Male, 13-17, Canada
 114 Posts
Wednesday, March 09, 2011 8:50:05 PM
WHAT WITCHERY IS THIS?

wheresmyskul
Male, 40-49, Western US
 248 Posts
Wednesday, March 09, 2011 2:40:08 PM
People, open your eyes, and throw off the establishment's deception!

The fact is that light bulbs of any kind are darkness-suckers.

duffytoler
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 5220 Posts
Wednesday, March 09, 2011 11:23:56 AM
GREAT page, Angilion!

mithraela
Female, 18-29, Western US
 536 Posts
Wednesday, March 09, 2011 3:11:40 AM
"Darkness Eliminator!!!!" I bet that's Christian Bale's flashlight. Nobody else is worthy of such a thing.

Kiwigirl2
Female, 30-39, Australia
 1051 Posts
Wednesday, March 09, 2011 12:32:44 AM
Here's another one - my toothbrush was labelled "plaque removal system" on the packaging!

llDayo
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 145 Posts
Tuesday, March 08, 2011 8:30:01 PM
It doesn't eliminate darkness, it just covers it up.

Psychodelli
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 163 Posts
Tuesday, March 08, 2011 7:44:04 PM
With all those fancy words i cant go wrong!

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 24384 Posts
Tuesday, March 08, 2011 6:56:16 PM
vv Good one @duffytoler! Dark IS heavier than light, it's a fact!

jadoig
Male, 30-39, Canada
 435 Posts
Tuesday, March 08, 2011 6:28:56 PM
The speed of dark is also faster than the speed of light.

Angilion
Male, 40-49, Europe
 11254 Posts
Tuesday, March 08, 2011 5:44:02 PM
duffytoler, you might like this website:

Fake Science

Siora
Male, 18-29, Europe
 222 Posts
Tuesday, March 08, 2011 5:06:33 PM
@greenbasterd
That's not a theory.

ilfg
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 338 Posts
Tuesday, March 08, 2011 3:23:12 PM
stop feeding trolls jacobsona29

jacobsona29
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 215 Posts
Tuesday, March 08, 2011 2:50:15 PM
Shut the hell up Im_Racist.

Fatninja01
Male, 18-29, Australia
 24489 Posts
Tuesday, March 08, 2011 2:14:36 PM
Thats what i call clever marketing

Im_Racist
Male, 70 & Over, Eastern US
 148 Posts
Tuesday, March 08, 2011 2:01:17 PM
@davymid
you cant tell someone they win something you dont own -_-

lyonartime
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 258 Posts
Tuesday, March 08, 2011 1:53:45 PM
no no no, it doesn't suck, it ELIMINATES.
Wherever you point it WILL NEVER BE DARK AGAIN.

davymid
Male, 30-39, Europe
 12049 Posts
Tuesday, March 08, 2011 12:09:41 PM
Duffy wins the internet.

thecranberry
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 728 Posts
Tuesday, March 08, 2011 12:07:02 PM
duffytoler for prez.

duffytoler
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 5220 Posts
Tuesday, March 08, 2011 11:18:18 AM
Also, notice what happens when an electric dark sucker (the misnamed "light bulb") stops working. It turns dark. That's because it's full.

greenbasterd
Male, 18-29, Canada
 2323 Posts
Tuesday, March 08, 2011 11:11:15 AM
i stand behind my light sucking dark thoery

greenbasterd
Male, 18-29, Canada
 2323 Posts
Tuesday, March 08, 2011 11:10:03 AM
""It sucks the dark out of the room.""

"acualy that's what light does"

First, it's "actually", and second, no it doesn't. Don't sleep through science class for a change.

ya well that's like how i spell it man.. ok if it doesn;t suck the light?? prove it genius...

duffytoler
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 5220 Posts
Tuesday, March 08, 2011 11:09:18 AM
>>no it doesn't.

Sure it does. Look at a candle, for instance - a new candle has a white wick. After you use it, the wick turns black because of the dark which has been sucked into it. If you hold a pencil next to the wick of an operating candle, the tip will turn black because it got in the way of the dark flowing into the candle.

Dark is also heavier than light. Look at pictures of a submarine diving in the ocean, notice it gets darker the deeper it goes. Far down - total darkness. This is because the heavier dark sinks to the bottom of the ocean and light floats to the top.

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