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Math Geek Sight Gag: Who Gets This? [Pic]

Hits: 38314 | Rating: (2.6) | Category: Science | Added by: orange_panty
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420foy
Male, 18-29, Western US
 676 Posts
Saturday, March 05, 2011 11:15:33 AM
c'mon guys, this is drating 9TH GRADE PHYSICS FOR dratS SAKE.

duffytoler
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 5220 Posts
Saturday, March 05, 2011 11:14:54 AM
It would probably be better described as the "jerk" function (the derivative of acceleration) which forms a characteristic and easily identifiable inflection point near the end of the otherwise-flat acceleration curve.

thebandit
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 364 Posts
Saturday, March 05, 2011 10:37:44 AM
actually its not the change in velocity that kills you, but the uneven change in velocity. if your gut decelerates faster than your pack, then you will be squished

Spider_sol
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 1454 Posts
Saturday, March 05, 2011 10:10:04 AM
Geez, look at how many "math geeks" are failing at this one. "F" people, not A. It's the FORCE of the impact. Yes, it is due to the acceleration. Technically it is the "impulse" that kills you.

mr_fribbles
Male, 13-17, Europe
 590 Posts
Saturday, March 05, 2011 7:23:42 AM
It's not the fart that kills it's the smell.

NinthMoon
Male, 18-29, Europe
 22 Posts
Saturday, March 05, 2011 6:34:40 AM
Don't you learn this stuff when you're around 15? guys? really?

mcfudge
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 539 Posts
Saturday, March 05, 2011 5:36:59 AM
Its not the velocity that kills you, its the sudden deceleration.

Is IAB retarded or something?

TopperHey
Male, 18-29, Europe
 1945 Posts
Saturday, March 05, 2011 4:48:20 AM
It's not the speed that kills you SEMICOLON it's the stopping.

danthew
Male, 18-29, Europe
 2137 Posts
Saturday, March 05, 2011 3:50:43 AM
Speed never killed anyone. Acceleration is to blame.

jsatan
Male, 18-29, Europe
 256 Posts
Saturday, March 05, 2011 3:30:51 AM
Also know as moment.

CptHaddock
Female, 18-29, Asia
 68 Posts
Saturday, March 05, 2011 3:13:31 AM
Once again, I'm so glad I'm not a geek.

RPGillespie
Male, 13-17, Western US
 222 Posts
Saturday, March 05, 2011 2:32:27 AM
Simple Physics:
It's not the final velocity (speed) that kills you, it's the force of the ground decelerating you. Force = mass * acceleration, and acceleration is change in velocity over change in time (hence the triangle v over triangle t)

happygrass
Male, 18-29, Western US
 86 Posts
Saturday, March 05, 2011 2:16:13 AM
it's not the change in energy, it's the momentum.

Ginerio
Male, 18-29, Europe
 24 Posts
Saturday, March 05, 2011 2:07:12 AM
It's not the fall that hurts, but when you hit the ground.

Isn't that a song by The Ceasars?

Buck176
Male, 30-39, Western US
 382 Posts
Saturday, March 05, 2011 1:35:23 AM
Wow, it is an old saying broken down into an equation. If you don't get this, go back to school (and yes I'm getting laid tonight).

sjaakwortel
Male, 18-29, Europe
 357 Posts
Saturday, March 05, 2011 12:52:19 AM
its not the velocity you have that kills you, but the rapid deceleration at the end.

pariahnola
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 651 Posts
Saturday, March 05, 2011 12:29:25 AM
Also.......Portal.......that is all

green_batman
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 730 Posts
Saturday, March 05, 2011 12:27:35 AM
"If you get this, it means you're not getting laid...ever"

On the contrary; intelligence is sexy.

Kaagan
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 1544 Posts
Saturday, March 05, 2011 12:26:37 AM
its saying its the suddent drop at the end.
F = force m= mass V=velocity T=time

SvampeBob
Male, 18-29, Europe
 3088 Posts
Friday, March 04, 2011 11:26:24 PM
XD
Who doesn't gets this?

Lurkmonster
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 21 Posts
Friday, March 04, 2011 11:15:23 PM
"If you get this, it means you're not getting laid...ever"

Or it just shows that you got a Highschool education...

pariahnola
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 651 Posts
Friday, March 04, 2011 11:09:43 PM
Basically, for those of you who don't understand math humor, it's not the fall that kills you.....it's the impact.

LazyMe484
Male, 18-29, Canada
 10503 Posts
Friday, March 04, 2011 11:08:49 PM
It's not the speed, it's the acceleration, or deceleration rather.

Not funny. I could just as easily say it's not the acceleration but the impact force on internal organs.

Or not even that... it's the lack of tensile strength in organ tissue

Zolaki
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 69 Posts
Friday, March 04, 2011 11:06:07 PM
Wow guys. Half of y'all have no clue what's going on.
The first equation is just an equation to figure out velocity with a given initial velocity and acceleration and time.
The second equation measures the amount of force, or time to slow down an object which weighs mass, m, and is traveling at velocity, v.
Basically the heavier of an object you are, the more time or force it takes to slow you down (without getting hurt) sooo don't jump off a damn building.

jendrian
Male, 18-29, Canada
 2492 Posts
Friday, March 04, 2011 10:43:04 PM
it's not the F that kills you, it's the R = -F

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