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Lebanese Guy Blends In For Citizenship [Pic]

Hits: 29502 | Rating: (2.6) | Category: Funny | Added by: madmaxwell
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Male, 18-29, Europe
 1675 Posts
Monday, March 07, 2011 12:07:17 PM
Moustache makes him look like and eccentric evil villain.

Male, 18-29, Europe
 25 Posts
Monday, March 07, 2011 9:17:50 AM
Wtf with his picture of George W. Bush...idiot!

Female, 18-29, Europe
 159 Posts
Sunday, March 06, 2011 2:11:26 PM
Aww poor illegal immigrants all disadvantaged because of where they were born, and you greedy people complaining that they don't stay there?!?!?! GRR

Male, 18-29, S. America
 15498 Posts
Sunday, March 06, 2011 1:39:43 PM
What, not fat?

Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 2297 Posts
Sunday, March 06, 2011 11:16:55 AM
America was founded on death and conquest. Native americans are brown.

Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 736 Posts
Sunday, March 06, 2011 9:24:45 AM
@davymids First of all, I was never an immigrant. I was born in America, but my ancestors were immigrants. Big difference there chief. I think everyone realizes that America was founded on the hard work and sweat of an immigrant population. America contiues to thrive from immigrant professionals.

There is a growing problem of people immigrating into this country illegally. What Americans are upset at are people who are working here illegally. Somehow, I doubt our Lebanese friend is working here illegally.

In America, we rely on immigrants to fill prestigious positions at top universities. At the university I attend, the majority of deans and directors are immigrants. We are thankful to have them.

Immigrants are not bad, America thrives becaue we accept them. But, illegal immigrants undermine our economy. If you don't get this point, then please, seek education.

Male, 40-49, Europe
 11634 Posts
Sunday, March 06, 2011 5:17:41 AM
Interestingly extremist position you have there, davymid. I'm curious about exactly how far you take it.

For example:

Are you in favour of allowing people to choose which country's laws apply to them at any given time, regardless of where they are?

Are you in favour of banning opposition to conquest by politics and numbers?

Or maybe you lean another way:

Are you in favour of completely dismantling nations and having one world state?

Female, 18-29, Europe
 2041 Posts
Sunday, March 06, 2011 2:49:21 AM
what no mcdonalds?

Male, 30-39, Europe
 12085 Posts
Sunday, March 06, 2011 12:07:25 AM
In the face of China, people like you should be welcoming all the help you can get. What if your family was turned away at Ellis Island (bearing in mind, not trying to be an ass, but I own furniture older than your country).

You should learn to be grateful for immigrants. After all, you were one, once.

Male, 30-39, Europe
 12085 Posts
Sunday, March 06, 2011 12:06:45 AM
fivezones: what a delightfully parochial, paranoid, far-right-wing, xenophobic, nationalist attitude you have. Dude, America is America BECAUSE of all the nationalities that converge there, with all their skills, all their experiences etc. America is America because it's a melting pot. It's what made America great.

And unless you're Native American, then you have no place telling people to f*ck off home to their country, because their papers aren't in order. Those people are wiping up your sh*t, cleaning your garbage, and laundering you bedsheeds. Jobs you don't want to do.

The Americans that are "unemployed" would not take those kinds of jobs, same thing happens in my home of the UK. You should be grateful rather than xenophobic. The very people that you rail against that should be sent home are the very people that prop up your society...

Male, 40-49, Western US
 1028 Posts
Saturday, March 05, 2011 8:44:50 PM
Citizenship needed here? Since when? 1950 or something. Now days people just cross the southern border and live here.

You can say you are illegal and you can get medical care, welfare, schooling for kids, section 8 housing. In fact you can get everything except deported.

So why bother with citizenship? If you do then you are a bigger sucker than the Amnericans who let you sponge off them.

Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 2764 Posts
Saturday, March 05, 2011 7:54:32 PM
What an awesome mustache...

Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 3603 Posts
Saturday, March 05, 2011 7:05:02 PM
nice 'stach dude!!!

Male, 18-29, Canada
 774 Posts
Saturday, March 05, 2011 6:58:21 PM
'Real *me****n* don't use macs.'

Male, 18-29, Western US
 1064 Posts
Saturday, March 05, 2011 6:07:47 PM
Real Americans don't use macs.

Male, 40-49, Europe
 11634 Posts
Saturday, March 05, 2011 6:02:50 PM
If this was not staged as satire, I embrace his enthusiasm for the United States and wish him the best in life.

Likewise, although it's over the top from my point of view.

If you move to a country permanently and take nationality there, you should become of that country, all the way. I wouldn't be that overt about it personally, but that's me.

Female, 50-59, Southern US
 3421 Posts
Saturday, March 05, 2011 5:34:41 PM
git r done

Male, 18-29, Southern US
 2994 Posts
Saturday, March 05, 2011 5:07:53 PM
Lebanese? Looks full blooded American to me!

Male, 50-59, Eastern US
 3383 Posts
Saturday, March 05, 2011 3:48:42 PM
Salvadore Dali had a Lebanese grandson?

Male, 18-29, Canada
 774 Posts
Saturday, March 05, 2011 2:33:59 PM
Wow, guys. There is a big difference between native American and Native American.

Male, 30-39, Canada
 2239 Posts
Saturday, March 05, 2011 2:02:09 PM
Native American? Which of the 500 is he trying to be? Looks like he's try for the Imperial Republic of the United States...

Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 110 Posts
Saturday, March 05, 2011 1:40:18 PM
if he was a real American he would be looking at porn and eating something. AMERICAAA!!! F*CK YEAH

Male, 18-29, Australia
 24738 Posts
Saturday, March 05, 2011 1:32:10 PM
wow, awesome disguise

Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 223 Posts
Saturday, March 05, 2011 1:02:34 PM
Is this in reference to what Apu did when he needed to apply for citizenship?

Male, 18-29, Europe
 779 Posts
Saturday, March 05, 2011 11:57:08 AM
"Native American" you mean like an Iroquois Indian?

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