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How To Sneak Booze In A Non-Booze Event [Pic]

Hits: 36694 | Rating: (3.1) | Category: Funny | Added by: eugenius
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BunnyNaku
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 5245 Posts
Wednesday, February 02, 2011 9:05:22 PM
lol

paddy215
Male, 18-29, Europe
 1675 Posts
Wednesday, February 02, 2011 6:58:35 AM
I just gave this man a standing ovation, people are now staring.

SvampeBob
Male, 18-29, Europe
 3088 Posts
Wednesday, February 02, 2011 2:20:26 AM
haha is it a little suspicious if I smoke a bread?

CptHaddock
Female, 18-29, Asia
 68 Posts
Wednesday, February 02, 2011 1:39:04 AM
But why would you go to a non-booze event in the first place?

strangergoat
Female, 18-29, Australia
 591 Posts
Wednesday, February 02, 2011 12:24:17 AM
how is this news? i knew people that did this when i was in high school a decade ago... and surely it wasn't new then?

KMeTG
Male, 18-29, Europe
 1269 Posts
Tuesday, February 01, 2011 11:56:23 PM
People are such dicks.

CoyoteKing
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 2994 Posts
Tuesday, February 01, 2011 11:00:05 PM
I don't know what stadium would allow you to bring your own food in

goaliejerry
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 4028 Posts
Tuesday, February 01, 2011 10:36:13 PM
"Flasks were invented hundreds of years ago. This is really not rocket science."

Yes, and get really strong liquor, because more liquor per ml the drunker you get in a smaller bottle. You learn these things over time.

goaliejerry
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 4028 Posts
Tuesday, February 01, 2011 10:34:48 PM
"is this anything like
1. cut a hole in the box
2. put your d*ck in it
3. ???
4. profit"

In a sense, yes.

phoneybone
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1750 Posts
Tuesday, February 01, 2011 8:55:52 PM
is this anything like
1. cut a hole in the box
2. put your d*ck in it
3. ???
4. profit

IminurHaus
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 40 Posts
Tuesday, February 01, 2011 8:49:18 PM
he thinks he's real slick, but little does he know - an octopus lies in wait at the bottom of the bottle

D3rAnG3d
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 1603 Posts
Tuesday, February 01, 2011 8:40:22 PM
Or, just get a big ass cup :P

popsiclemyk
Male, 13-17, Western US
 532 Posts
Tuesday, February 01, 2011 7:07:11 PM
Heh

1gr8slice
Male, 40-49, Western US
 365 Posts
Tuesday, February 01, 2011 7:04:32 PM
Flasks were invented hundreds of years ago. This is really not rocket science.

I-IS-BORED
Male, 18-29, Canada
 2432 Posts
Tuesday, February 01, 2011 6:44:56 PM
@pringleman
nah the baking won't mess with the booze, you just gotta be sure to slice the bread really quick so the glass comes off in layers instead of shattering

moefreak
Female, 18-29, Europe
 1969 Posts
Tuesday, February 01, 2011 5:41:08 PM
When you're putting this much effort into making sure you don't have to not drink for a few hours, you have a problem (and this is coming from someone who last spent a night sober 4 days ago).

zoltrix_the
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 146 Posts
Tuesday, February 01, 2011 5:37:33 PM
@PringleMan - Not if you spread some cooking oil over the glass bottle before you put the dough on it. The oil acts as an insulator since it's boiling temperature is above bread's cooking temperature.

beckpratt
Female, 18-29, Southern US
 206 Posts
Tuesday, February 01, 2011 5:09:03 PM
Pringleman- *Facepalm* Please tell me you're joking....

Angelmassb
Male, 18-29, S. America
 15498 Posts
Tuesday, February 01, 2011 4:58:21 PM
In addition, you can throw that "bread" to the bad ref

PringleMan
Female, 13-17, Canada
 1364 Posts
Tuesday, February 01, 2011 4:45:25 PM
huh? won't baking the bread dough destroy the booze?

0Sigma0
Female, 30-39, Eastern US
 515 Posts
Tuesday, February 01, 2011 4:30:19 PM
Being from Kentucky Derby land, where sneaking booze into the racetrack is an art form, I can say this is a very bad way to do it. Searchers seem to notice a loaf of bread that weighs 5 pounds.
/The booze bra is the best option so far.
//Has a friend that can melt the top of soda bottles just enough to make it seem like it's never been opened. Highly skilled.

regediT
Male, 18-29, Europe
 723 Posts
Tuesday, February 01, 2011 3:15:10 PM
Oh yeees Jack Daniels...

Fatninja01
Male, 18-29, Australia
 24737 Posts
Tuesday, February 01, 2011 2:55:36 PM
Very sneaky

TKD_Master
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 4827 Posts
Tuesday, February 01, 2011 2:34:57 PM
"and no one will question why you are carrying a loaf of bread? What if they don't allow outside food either?"

Then you switch to the flask. duh.

MrYouKnow
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 1088 Posts
Tuesday, February 01, 2011 2:23:51 PM
Hah, drink from the bread, as if that wouldn't attract attention.

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