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6 Reasons Your Girlfiend's Father Hates You

Hits: 22706 | Rating: (2.7) | Category: Science | Added by: cobrakiller
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PikoParty
Male, 13-17, Western US
 102 Posts
Saturday, January 29, 2011 12:40:58 PM
thats what they could come up with? really? that?

ill give you one reason why he hates you:

1.) you're boning his daughter


furryblob
Male, 18-29, Europe
 577 Posts
Saturday, January 29, 2011 7:34:23 AM
Cracked used to be pretty good. But then again so did I-am-bored.

SmilinSam
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 3603 Posts
Friday, January 28, 2011 5:12:24 PM
crack hired too many non-funny writers... they used to have five or six golden ones, now they have like twelve mediocre ones... poop on crack.

Volsunga
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 1548 Posts
Thursday, January 27, 2011 12:11:40 AM
I've been really disappointed in Cracked the past few months, they ran out of ideas and now nothing's funny anymore.

s0rd3dvis1on
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 2409 Posts
Thursday, January 27, 2011 12:08:58 AM
oh cracked how I love thee let me count the ways
1. youre funny
2. witty
3 half assed articles that allways contain dick jokes


DFWBrysco
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 285 Posts
Wednesday, January 26, 2011 8:53:01 PM
You know, Cracked used to be such a good website -

Now it's nothing but stupid, inane crap that appeals only to idiotic teenagers.

DixxyRarr
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 2677 Posts
Wednesday, January 26, 2011 7:12:38 PM
I didn't like this. It was a little too reverse Oedipus for me...

Padiddle
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
 193 Posts
Wednesday, January 26, 2011 6:52:11 PM
e-mailing this to my boyfriend ASAP.

MizMeg
Female, 18-29, Southern US
 98 Posts
Wednesday, January 26, 2011 6:03:09 PM
@handys003-- well said sir

phoneybone
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1750 Posts
Wednesday, January 26, 2011 5:27:57 PM
i'll sum this up right quick for everyone else:
reason 1: you want to have sex with her
reason 2: you want to have sex with her
reason 3: you want to have sex with her
reason 4: you want to have sex with her
reason 5: you want to have sex with her
And finally, reason 6 why your girlfriend's dad hates you:
you want to have sex with her

handys003
Male, 50-59, Western US
 2402 Posts
Wednesday, January 26, 2011 4:45:18 PM
Come on in boy, sit on down
And tell me 'bout yourself
So you like my daughter, do you now
Yeah we think she's something else
She's her daddy's girl and her mama's world
She deserves respect, that's what she'll get, ain't it son
Now y'all run along and have some fun
I'll see you when you get back
Bet I'll be up all night
Still cleaning this gun

Rodney Atkins


srwilde
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 61 Posts
Wednesday, January 26, 2011 4:17:08 PM
When her dad started in with the s**t I just f**ked him. Now we're golden.

CoyoteKing
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 2994 Posts
Wednesday, January 26, 2011 3:17:54 PM
meh

tn11
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1601 Posts
Wednesday, January 26, 2011 2:52:46 PM
I looked and saw the "6 reasons..." and I knew it was cracked.

LemonTarte
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 1451 Posts
Wednesday, January 26, 2011 1:19:12 PM
My dad never cares at all about who I date. It's almost a bit alarming how little he cares.

Pandabee
Female, 40-49, Europe
 813 Posts
Wednesday, January 26, 2011 1:18:14 PM
Not a patch on your Husband's Mother, don't get me started.

Angelmassb
Male, 18-29, S. America
 15497 Posts
Wednesday, January 26, 2011 1:16:01 PM
My girlfriends father is dead, thank you jackass

Fatninja01
Male, 18-29, Australia
 24108 Posts
Wednesday, January 26, 2011 12:43:06 PM
Im going back to bed... this wasnt worth being up for!

TKD_Master
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 4827 Posts
Wednesday, January 26, 2011 12:19:14 PM
My girlfriends dad most likely hates me, illegitimately of course.

cobrakiller
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 6929 Posts
Wednesday, January 26, 2011 12:14:09 PM
jinxiejae, because the dorky guy probably has better business propositions than the non dorky guy. the father wants the daughter to go with dorky guy so he can provide for her and any grandchildren they may give him.

keith2
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 2517 Posts
Wednesday, January 26, 2011 12:07:45 PM
This is precisely why I don't want a daughter. Because then I'd have to buy a shotgun, and have 13 or so years to practice with it. I will yield the piece with more or less surgical precision. Soon as lil McLovin shows up to my door he's gonna go home missing an ear. No future daughter of mine is getting boned, period.

jinxiejae
Female, 30-39, Western US
 2714 Posts
Wednesday, January 26, 2011 12:04:08 PM
doesnt explain why dad keeps trying to push some dorky guy that he seems to approve of on you even if you cant stand him.

Nburkie420
Male, 18-29, Canada
 745 Posts
Wednesday, January 26, 2011 10:39:55 AM
Is there any site like crack, but the writers aren't complete idiots?

handeman77
Male, 40-49, Western US
 240 Posts
Wednesday, January 26, 2011 10:38:22 AM
Lame

Nburkie420
Male, 18-29, Canada
 745 Posts
Wednesday, January 26, 2011 10:31:43 AM
Sounds like someone on crack.com's daughter is getting boned

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