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Never Try To Reason With Vending Machines [Pic]

Hits: 35186 | Rating: (3.3) | Category: Funny | Added by: MidoriBug
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boNeymiZz
Male, 18-29, Canada
 236 Posts
Wednesday, January 26, 2011 1:53:33 PM
you know we can't get wild cherry pepsi in Canadio? OR Totinos pizza?
F
U
C
K all that!

Wtfidklol
Male, 13-17, Western US
 195 Posts
Tuesday, January 25, 2011 11:27:36 AM
GLORY TO THE MACHINE.

Toider
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 452 Posts
Tuesday, January 25, 2011 11:06:58 AM
@Matholameu

Maximum Overdrive, probably the most unintentionally hilarious horror movie to date. Directed by Stephen King no less.

SvampeBob
Male, 18-29, Europe
 3088 Posts
Tuesday, January 25, 2011 9:58:09 AM
round one: machine 1 humans 0
round two.

Matholameu
Male, 18-29, Canada
 496 Posts
Tuesday, January 25, 2011 9:47:53 AM
mahen3, please drop dead.
Toider, what's that from?

Toider
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 452 Posts
Tuesday, January 25, 2011 8:19:54 AM
Quit while you're ahead jen...it can only get worse from here on out.

meepmaker
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 6716 Posts
Tuesday, January 25, 2011 7:27:41 AM
That machine has a mouth on it.

betardfooser
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 562 Posts
Tuesday, January 25, 2011 6:30:15 AM
argh! Spammer again! kill it with fire!

BunnyNaku
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 5245 Posts
Tuesday, January 25, 2011 4:04:12 AM
lol

Kiwigirl2
Female, 30-39, Australia
 1051 Posts
Monday, January 24, 2011 10:13:12 PM
Wild cherry Pepsi? Seriously honey save yourself the dentist bills and drink water instead!!

Heureux
Male, 40-49, Western US
 1060 Posts
Monday, January 24, 2011 9:11:26 PM
"I'd have to tape up the severed male end of the power cord next to the reply. "

Not nearly mean enough. Unplug vending machine, move away from wall, and cut power cord flush with the surface of the machine. Tape cut end to machine, out of the way, plug now useless cord back into the wall socket, reposition vending machine.

Add a new note:
"Dear Machine

Yes, it does.

Jen

P.S. Skynet hates you."

SilverThread
Male, 30-39, Western US
 3379 Posts
Monday, January 24, 2011 7:50:24 PM
I'd have to tape up the severed male end of the power cord next to the reply.


CoyoteKing
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 2994 Posts
Monday, January 24, 2011 7:03:19 PM
Trust me. You don't want to piss off the vending machine.



CoyoteKing
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 2994 Posts
Monday, January 24, 2011 6:56:08 PM
Jen is a big fan of Rage Against the Machine.

popsiclemyk
Male, 13-17, Western US
 532 Posts
Monday, January 24, 2011 6:41:49 PM
Curse you vending machine, curse you!

the_windy
Female, 18-29, Canada
 1569 Posts
Monday, January 24, 2011 6:40:16 PM
Atrayu4u, here it's way more for a bottle of pop.
At the theme park or concert venues they go up to $2.75 (or even $3.50 for Vitamin Water or Gatorade). Normally a bottle is about $1.50 though.

Atrayu4u
Female, 18-29, Western US
 1479 Posts
Monday, January 24, 2011 6:08:28 PM
collegebound, you can call or write in for a refund. I did that with a Coke machine once and they gave me a dumb voucher.

Also, $1.25 is ridiculous for a soda, even in a bottle. I think we should go back to haggling and bartering for goods. For instance, I'm not ripping anyone off when I say I would pay.. $0.75 for a bottle of Cherry Pepsi.

JoeYC
Male, 18-29, Europe
 725 Posts
Monday, January 24, 2011 4:50:29 PM
just do what i do... kick the poo out of it untill it gives in.

LTimeLurker
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 713 Posts
Monday, January 24, 2011 4:21:58 PM
Honestly, it's such a jip. Machine or not, you should get what you pay for.

Call me an idealist.

nettech98
Male, 50-59, Eastern US
 993 Posts
Monday, January 24, 2011 4:12:05 PM
@i-is-bored: no, she put money in. She made the dollar sign (signifying money) with wo vertical bars.

LazyMe484
Male, 18-29, Canada
 10503 Posts
Monday, January 24, 2011 4:00:50 PM
Mr. Vending Machine will be introduced to Mr. Crowbar.

I-IS-BORED
Male, 18-29, Canada
 2432 Posts
Monday, January 24, 2011 3:22:52 PM
she put in $1 and feels she deserves an extra 25 cents?

EricWRN
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 593 Posts
Monday, January 24, 2011 2:38:29 PM
January 24th 2011 0900 hours... the pepsi machine became self aware

msieg007
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 2171 Posts
Monday, January 24, 2011 2:37:42 PM
The machine, man. Always trying to bring you down.

zmeace
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 809 Posts
Monday, January 24, 2011 2:04:06 PM
i believe the machine apocalypse is coming now seeing the IBM Watson

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