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Girlfriend Gets Good Sound Advice [Pic]

Hits: 40344 | Rating: (3.1) | Category: Funny | Added by: madest
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plb9700
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
 36 Posts
Saturday, January 22, 2011 2:39:53 PM
Troll.

trippyhippy9
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 562 Posts
Friday, January 21, 2011 8:51:35 PM
I have a girl that will do all that and more.

Life is sweet.

morrach
Male, 30-39, Western US
 22 Posts
Friday, January 21, 2011 5:36:16 PM
Jeep nerds are just as bad as any nerd, apparently. A woman shows up and the whole damn baggage train derails.

nerdinator
Female, 18-29, Southern US
 21 Posts
Thursday, January 20, 2011 5:19:22 PM
1. Good luck finding a girl who will do all that.
2. Option 3 (what I would do) don't bitch about it, let him do what he wants. No need to help though. Yeah, I'll make him lunch, dinner, drinks, etc. Bath with him and "screw his ears off", but guess what? I've got better poo to do than stand around and watch while you repair your Jeep.
There are couples who can support each other while still having their own lives. And no need to turn your wife/gf into your own personal assistant/concubine!

Porcelyn
Female, 18-29, Canada
 28 Posts
Thursday, January 20, 2011 1:45:36 PM
I treated my husband like that poster said. I treated him like he was made of gold. I even spent $5000 of my money on a tricked out lap top of his dreams that he had wanted for Christmas. And do you know what I got in return? He got another girl pregnant and married her before our divorce was even final. So you know what? There are non-nice individuals and dream killers on both sides.

Kougaiji
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 606 Posts
Thursday, January 20, 2011 12:53:16 PM
A bit objectifying of women, but otherwise spot on.

rogue_knight
Male, 40-49, Western US
 869 Posts
Thursday, January 20, 2011 11:14:26 AM
Amen brother!

Scrooluse
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 64 Posts
Thursday, January 20, 2011 10:00:44 AM
This man speaks truth.

While I may not entirely agree with the post, I agree with the majority of it. I know acutely what it is like to be chained to a DreamKiller, I know the silent misery as she busts my chops for any infraction... real or imagined.

Believe me, there are days where I'd gladly eat a gun... and this fellow angryman/troll has made this weary soul smile just a little bit for calling her out on her meddling.

BunnyNaku
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 5245 Posts
Thursday, January 20, 2011 5:19:19 AM
nice

metallicblue
Female, 18-29, Western US
 229 Posts
Wednesday, January 19, 2011 10:41:23 PM
That guy totally speaks from experience. He wishes his girl does those things to him.


IseeingI2I
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 270 Posts
Wednesday, January 19, 2011 9:52:38 PM
@moefreak no no he does not but if you have encountered a woman such as this you would have the same feeling

and you do not seem to have a clear grasp on how the male ego works we chip a nail bang a knuckle cut our self chip a tooth scrape a few layers of skin off we grit our teeth and don't burden or rely on others ALSO unless you encounter a nihilist every man would rather have a woman who says never say never honey im so proud of you not quit now before i leave and dont give you enough time to get away from the fan which will soon have s hit hitting it

walk one day in the life of a male living in this double standardistic society where women can set a man on fire literally with a torch and the man just has to stand there pretending it never happened and if he lays so much as a single finger on said torch-er in anger while he is ablaze he is condemned by the public

so on that note NEGATIVE WOMEN F U C K Y O U I AGREE WITH THE GUY IN THE POST!. . . tha

Fatninja01
Male, 18-29, Australia
 24630 Posts
Wednesday, January 19, 2011 9:15:58 PM
win

Angilion
Male, 40-49, Europe
 11513 Posts
Wednesday, January 19, 2011 9:12:07 PM
Also the aftermath of WWI was a clusterf*ck, The treaty of Versailles was a huge mistake.


That I agree with wholeheartedly. They couldn't have done much more to lay the foundations for another world war if they tried.

Angilion
Male, 40-49, Europe
 11513 Posts
Wednesday, January 19, 2011 9:10:47 PM
Angilion: Actually it was more than just money, The US sent a lot of equipment, supplies, material, and manpower. Yes, America did profit from it, a little...


More than a little. The direct cash profit was minimal, but the technology and political power had huge value.

I don't blame the USA government for it - they acted in the best interests of the USA, which is what they were meant to be doing. Although defrauding Frederick George Miles was a very low thing to do.

I don't blame them for not doing more earlier, either. Their hands were tied by huge popular support for isolationism and the checks and balances in the USA political system. Even selling stuff to the UK on the terms they used before the USA entered WW2 was pushing the limits of what they were allowed to do. Good thing they did - Britain might have gone down without it.

What bugs me is the idea that the USA was the glorious noble hero who, from pure altruism, rescued e

PuffPastry
Female, 18-29, Western US
 3 Posts
Wednesday, January 19, 2011 8:19:44 PM
Wait. So a girl goes online, says, Hey my boyfriend is trying to rebuild his car and it's getting to the point that it's maxing past what he paid for it.
Is it worth it?
And then she gets called a DreamKiller and told to act like a good little slave.
Just because they are not married doesn't mean she's not allowed to have an opinion.
She is wondering if it's worth keeping or selling, probably to inform said boyfriend.
Why the hell this guy decided to insult her and tell her to become completely submissive to her boyfriend makes no sense.
Sure, if she jumps in and helps him out that's awesome. But she's not his slave, she's his partner.

moefreak
Female, 18-29, Europe
 1969 Posts
Wednesday, January 19, 2011 8:08:35 PM
This guy... this guy is not someone I want to meet. He really does not seem to have a high opinion of women.

NotTHATbored
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 1103 Posts
Wednesday, January 19, 2011 6:33:22 PM
I think he assumes a little too much....

How does he know that it is only the boyfriends money that is invested in this little project?
Men can be tools - fortunatley I can spot them- but I've also seen them in action. Like my brother who blew crap loads of money on motorcycle parts when he had no steady job and then had to beg his fiance for cigarette money for six months until she dumped his butt.

CrakrJak
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 17166 Posts
Wednesday, January 19, 2011 3:45:36 PM
Angilion: Actually it was more than just money, The US sent a lot of equipment, supplies, material, and manpower. Yes, America did profit from it, a little... Very low interest loans were given because we didn't want to be thought of as azzholes by our friends.

Also the aftermath of WWI was a clusterf*ck, The treaty of Versailles was a huge mistake.

This is why when America goes to war with some country and blow it to bits, we have contractors go there, after hostilities have ended, and rebuild the place better than it was before.

Angilion
Male, 40-49, Europe
 11513 Posts
Wednesday, January 19, 2011 3:28:29 PM
Last I checked the Anglican Church IS the official religion of England. Members of the Monarchy have to be a member.


True, but irrelevant.

You are arguing that those things mean that England is ruled by the Anglican church and that courts here are Anglican courts with Anglican preachers as judges.

You are completely wrong. In practice, we have complete seperation of church and state. The church never ruled here and hasn't had serious power for quite some time.

Angilion
Male, 40-49, Europe
 11513 Posts
Wednesday, January 19, 2011 3:19:52 PM
In most muslim countries you'd be stoned to death


That would be: Afghanistan, Saudi Arabia, Somalia, Sudan, Nigeria, Iraq and Iran.

Then there's:
Turkey, Indonesia, Syria, Nigeria, Morocco, Libya, Palestine, Albania, Algeria, Djibouti. All of which don't.



You've included the same country in both lists and you've included at least one secular country in the list of Muslim countries that don't torture people to death for trivial things.

So my main question is this: Are *any* of those "Muslim" countries that don't torture people to death actually Muslim countries, i.e. theocracies? I wouldn't be surprised if none of them are.

Turkey, for example, has an explicitly constitutional seperation of church and state. Islamic groups are, of course, constantly campaigning to overthrow the constitution so they can have unrestricted power. Then they could torture people to death if they wanted to, but they can't now b

LastJuggalo
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 214 Posts
Wednesday, January 19, 2011 3:13:38 PM
God. I mean, really, I get it's just an eloquent troll, but F*CK! Sounds like he hates his wife and kids. I get this is supposed to be funny and not all men think this way, but I think I'll just go drowned my kids and shoot myself anyway. Wouldn't want any unhappy men out there.

Angilion
Male, 40-49, Europe
 11513 Posts
Wednesday, January 19, 2011 3:13:36 PM
We also helped rebuilt half of Germany, France, and Great Britain.


The USA lent some money to the UK. The UK repaid the loan with interest, handed over political power to the USA in many areas, gave the USA a massive leg-up in technology (e.g. jet engine, radar, electronic programmable computer, flyable supersonic plane) and suppressed that technology in the UK so that the USA had a free run at profiting from it.

The UK bought that help and paid a very high price for it. It was not the USA being nice out of the goodness of its heart.

Angilion
Male, 40-49, Europe
 11513 Posts
Wednesday, January 19, 2011 3:07:44 PM
I know it's probably said 1 skillion times before but, I think that:
1. No one should kill anyone's dreams in ANY relationship. If it doesn't affect you, why do you care?
2. If she doesn't want to help, she shouldn't have to. She could get her own damned hobby (and she SHOULD). I HATE couples who think they need to do/like/be interested in alllll the same things... it's unrealistic and just a set up for disaster.



It's been said a few times, but got swamped by arguing.

I think they're both wrong:

She's already decided that her boyfriend should sell the car he's working on. She's just asking how to sell it to get the most money.

The reply was overboard - there's supporting your partner and there's serving them. Which is fine if that's what you both want, but not for relationships in general.

Unless the money was a real issue, I'd buy him a detailed technical manual for that specific model to show my support and leave h

Fairienyte
Female, 18-29, Western US
 148 Posts
Wednesday, January 19, 2011 2:30:40 PM
Okay, as a woman who helps her husband pick out vehicles to rebuild, and loves to hear how happy it makes him to do it, I also know when to sell a lemon... He needs to not be such a complete and total ass, and STFU. She needs to put it up for sale! Late 90's Cherokee's are CRAP! It's the early 90's you go for!

freebee
Female, 30-39, Southern US
 74 Posts
Wednesday, January 19, 2011 1:25:07 PM
Hmmmm so many things I could say to this, but then again i rebuilt my own motor by myself, soooooo

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