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Most Epic On-The-Job Write-Up Ever

Hits: 34783 | Rating: (3.5) | Category: Funny | Added by: Bachi-Atari
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Happy_Pandas
Female, 13-17, Southern US
 307 Posts
Sunday, January 16, 2011 7:26:35 AM
I'M RICK JAMES, BITCH

howlingwolf
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 1359 Posts
Friday, January 14, 2011 7:08:16 PM
"...an unknown substance, possibly of hallucinogenic nature". What, did he try their new recipe?

70challenger
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 171 Posts
Thursday, January 13, 2011 9:30:12 AM
I could picture any one of my old friends from highschool having this as the reason for being fired.

crudson
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 590 Posts
Wednesday, January 12, 2011 5:22:42 PM
I got fired from Papa John's for the same poo

s1cKs0uL
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 395 Posts
Wednesday, January 12, 2011 3:13:40 PM
I think I know this guy, he was my boss >.<

greenbasterd
Male, 18-29, Canada
 2356 Posts
Wednesday, January 12, 2011 2:40:40 PM
yea trypho thats a pooy observation! have you ever had a job? for all those idiots know he is working today lol..

WAIT JIMMY, STOP RIGHT THERE..... LET ME SEE IF YOU'RE SCHEDULED TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!! CALL THE COPS HES NOT ON THE ROSTER!!!!!!

Trypno
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 473 Posts
Wednesday, January 12, 2011 1:59:50 PM
Just a quick observation, if he came to work on a day he wasn't scheduled, and was obviously twisted on something, they wouldn't have let him behind the counter in the first place, regardless of the fact that he works there.

PTPete
Female, 30-39, Western US
 1244 Posts
Wednesday, January 12, 2011 12:43:53 PM
Fake. & not that funny.

meepmaker
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 6716 Posts
Wednesday, January 12, 2011 12:41:12 PM
Sounds like just another day in the pizza business.

Fatninja01
Male, 18-29, Australia
 24732 Posts
Wednesday, January 12, 2011 12:08:37 PM
Thats the assistant manager, thats halarious

madduck
Female, 50-59, Europe
 5953 Posts
Wednesday, January 12, 2011 11:59:31 AM
Frame it and hang with pride!

zombunny
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 2524 Posts
Wednesday, January 12, 2011 10:28:11 AM
I thought being on drugs was a requirement to KEEP your job at Domino's.

ruthless1990
Female, 18-29, Europe
 3016 Posts
Wednesday, January 12, 2011 9:48:19 AM
thats so awesome! :D

MyJobSucks
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 177 Posts
Wednesday, January 12, 2011 9:06:34 AM
I'm sure he was just rattling off numbers, claiming that it was pi. I had a friend in college who, while we were on LSD, was using the house phone as a "calculator" while spouting off sentence fragments like "Time to call Mike point six seven ninth to the radius power."

Sounds about the same to me.

Quackor
Male, 18-29, S. America
 2864 Posts
Wednesday, January 12, 2011 8:23:37 AM
46th digit, wow

ForSquirel
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 1720 Posts
Wednesday, January 12, 2011 8:18:51 AM
frustrated only getting to 46 digits.. better than me, all I can remember is 3.141something something something. but seriously. awesome, just awesome. I wish the DP employees at my local were this cool. Mine just look like a buncha guys drooling over Hero CLix.

lovepath7
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 41 Posts
Wednesday, January 12, 2011 7:55:09 AM
That seems about par for Domino's.

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33911 Posts
Wednesday, January 12, 2011 7:07:07 AM


Max13007
Male, 18-29, Europe
 201 Posts
Wednesday, January 12, 2011 5:32:14 AM
officially my hero.

joe_cox4
Male, 18-29, Europe
 46 Posts
Wednesday, January 12, 2011 3:23:29 AM
I would frame that and put it up on my wall!

Flibmeister
Female, 18-29, Europe
 840 Posts
Wednesday, January 12, 2011 3:17:18 AM
wow. just. wow.

slut_etta
Female, 50-59, Southern US
 3419 Posts
Tuesday, January 11, 2011 11:33:27 PM
am i the only one who is impressed that someone working at a pizza place can recite pi to the 46th digit? and while intoxicated can apparently pronounce 'bovine and porcine'? but maybe he was as overqualified for his job as i am for mine... lots of that going around today. and god knows i didn't train for 30 years to be the midnight security guard at an abandoned auto parts plant.

ROK9
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1838 Posts
Tuesday, January 11, 2011 11:21:03 PM
"im rick james bitch" lol

keithCorrupt
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 2 Posts
Tuesday, January 11, 2011 10:59:05 PM
whoops it censored me..with poo, i said poo started melting

keithCorrupt
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 2 Posts
Tuesday, January 11, 2011 10:57:43 PM
done worse tripping face at rivertowne pour house(restaurant/bar) i was feeling great and poo started melting and turning into weird poo so i flipped out wrecked the kitchen tore my shirt off in front of customers, called my manager a morbid obese porno cow and puked in her face then i climbed over the bar to get away from her and accidentally broke the tap housing off of the bar top and flooded the restaurant with free beer dove through a glass door got all kinds of sliced up and ran through monroeville pa half naked till the cops picked me up near route 22 mumbling about a mutant cow and how we should kill it. no charges were filed because i passed the sobriety test and the urinate in the cup drug test. and what the hell is this "pi"?

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