 Jackdabomb
Male, 13-17, Midwest US
 105 Posts
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Monday, January 03, 2011 5:48:53 PM
What you guys don't get is that it's satiring the nature of teenagers and their homophobia while combining the inability of smoking ads to be effective. It's not making fun of gays or trying to troll you  What's the world come to when a bit of obvious satire can't be understood |
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 Vindictive
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
1079 Posts
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Monday, January 03, 2011 4:53:48 AM
@ManicRapture
I KNOW. fhsdjkfhsdlfdsf. That would make me WANT to smoke.
Everyone needs to stop being butthurt because they fell for it. Complaining about the Onion is literally what they want you to do. They want you to bitch about it because it's funny. |
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 lukenhiumur
Male, 13-17, Western US
80 Posts
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Monday, January 03, 2011 12:49:13 AM
lol
the onion rocks |
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 todayistodie
Male, 18-29, Southern US
81 Posts
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Sunday, January 02, 2011 7:12:09 PM
@spider sol. thank you i completely agree. i mean i guess they are kinda funny. i just get really disappointed when i find out its the onion. they have a show on comedy central coming out. its a satire of sports center and it looks like its in better taste than their usual bs. also to everyone this is the onion dont take it seriously. |
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 ManicRapture
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
683 Posts
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Sunday, January 02, 2011 2:14:14 PM
the second ad...OMG!!!!! THAT WAS FREAKIN' SEXY AS HELL!!!!!! |
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 Intaresting
Male, 18-29, Europe
812 Posts
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Sunday, January 02, 2011 1:42:36 PM
Wow.. Just. Wow.
This is just like anti-gay and anti-smoke campaign at the same time. |
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 Spider_sol
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
1454 Posts
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Sunday, January 02, 2011 12:55:55 PM
Didn't notice it was Onion right away. Seriously, why is the Onion still around and why does it get posted here so often? Stop, it's not funny. |
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Antyface
Male, 13-17, Europe
13 Posts
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Sunday, January 02, 2011 9:10:12 AM
i'm so glad that this is onion news... |
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 Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
25558 Posts
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Sunday, January 02, 2011 8:51:37 AM
There are better things to put in your mouth than a cigarette!!!!
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 great_blaise
Male, 18-29, Western US
134 Posts
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Sunday, January 02, 2011 12:56:25 AM
OMG!!!! 1.I'm gay 2. That was f****ng hilarious!!! I don't care who you are! LMAO! |
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 RyanHake
Male, 18-29, Southern US
2698 Posts
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Saturday, January 01, 2011 10:17:50 PM
I'd pick sitting next to a fat guy with BO over sitting next to anyone that reeks of cigarettes anyday. |
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 Alvida
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
12 Posts
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Saturday, January 01, 2011 7:38:45 PM
wtf @ the seventh grader... i dont smoke bc i dnt wanna b a c*ck magnet XD |
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iambluebeard
Male, 30-39, Southern US
339 Posts
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Saturday, January 01, 2011 6:54:55 PM
that was gayer than being a homo |
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 B-b-beccah
Female, 18-29, Canada
676 Posts
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Saturday, January 01, 2011 5:39:21 PM
mmm...now i really want a cigarette |
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 SmilinSam
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
3603 Posts
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Saturday, January 01, 2011 5:38:31 PM
OMG that was offensive and i loved it! |
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 SpookyDoom76
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
6 Posts
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Saturday, January 01, 2011 5:05:12 PM
haha, gotta love the onion |
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 Selous
Male, 30-39, Australia
1205 Posts
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Saturday, January 01, 2011 4:42:57 PM
wtf america? really wtf? |
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 8BitHero
Male, 18-29, Europe
5417 Posts
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Saturday, January 01, 2011 2:52:27 PM
I love this XD Onion are awesome! |
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 Wizensilver
Male, 13-17, Europe
407 Posts
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Saturday, January 01, 2011 2:29:07 PM
Hmmm... I can forgo the homophobia for those adverts :) |
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 CodeJockey
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
2403 Posts
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Saturday, January 01, 2011 12:35:53 PM
"...I recently spent a month in Arkansas and..."
"...can i 'bum a fag?'..."
Yes. Yes you can. I hear that is what they like but you'll probably have better fortune in San Francisco... |
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CodeJockey
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
2403 Posts
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Saturday, January 01, 2011 12:12:54 PM
Next Frame, white letters: "Paid for by Smoke-Free America" |
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CodeJockey
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
2403 Posts
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Saturday, January 01, 2011 12:02:22 PM
Yep. Since direct sales of porn is dying, in a few years, serious advertiser will take to attaching ads to porn.
Among them will be a mockery of this mockery in which:
Cut 01: Tight shot, rear head of Guy1, head lowers and hangs, body jarred in rhythm.
Cut 02: Tight shot of Guy2 hips slamming into Guy1.
Cut 03: Tight of Guy1's face, twisted. Grunts.
Cut 04: Tight of Guy1's no-hands splooge hitting the wall across the room.
Cut 05: Over the shoulder of Guy2's face, implies creampie.
Cut 06: Jump cut, 60mm of guys in king sized bed, Guy2, right frame, reaching out of right frame.
Cut 07: Tight of hand picking up cigarette pack from night stand. Other hand slides into left frame, slaps wrist of cigarette hand.
Cut 08: Tight of Guy1 nestling into the back of the neck of Guy2.
Guy1: "Don't do that... It's gay!..."
Fade to black, white text:
"Don't do that. It's gay!" |
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 Angelmassb
Male, 18-29, S. America
15474 Posts
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Saturday, January 01, 2011 10:42:06 AM
Lmao how come this one show up just now? you have to dig a lots in The Onions video section to find it |
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 angelo0317
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
335 Posts
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Saturday, January 01, 2011 10:10:55 AM
I really thought this was real, until I awte Onion logo in th back. LMAO |
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 hatface
Male, 18-29, Europe
614 Posts
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Saturday, January 01, 2011 9:08:44 AM
@luvdefying
Well done. |
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