 fivezones
Male, 40-49, Western US
 1028 Posts
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Saturday, December 25, 2010 3:04:55 PM
Of course men lie when they are hard
"I love you"
"I still respect you"
" |
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 panth753
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
8149 Posts
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Friday, December 24, 2010 5:56:14 PM
What if he was ling about is size? |
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 Nintenutts
Male, 13-17, Canada
92 Posts
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Friday, December 24, 2010 12:17:11 PM
"It's so big"
*wwwoooooopp*
awwwww... |
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 IshiiDaFishy
Male, 18-29, Canada
774 Posts
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Friday, December 24, 2010 11:35:18 AM
Hahah, bitches lie to turn you on? Explains EVERYTHiNG! |
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 liklepip
Female, 18-29, Europe
136 Posts
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Friday, December 24, 2010 4:30:44 AM
haha that's brilliant, i should of got them for my boyfrined for christmas :( |
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 Selous
Male, 30-39, Australia
1205 Posts
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Thursday, December 23, 2010 11:20:06 PM
v nice!! this is awesome, my girl would appreciate this :) |
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 Jui37
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
463 Posts
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Thursday, December 23, 2010 9:48:56 PM
My BF jokingly talks about getting a tattoo with the same effect as this... Maybe buying him these would stop that dream of his. :| |
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 Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
25682 Posts
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Thursday, December 23, 2010 8:42:33 PM
S4r4h_Pwn4g3 Aww.. this makes me wish I had a penis... :(
Girl if that avatar is you... you can get all the penis you want I am sure.
Not mine, of course. I'm just sayin... |
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 GuardinGnome
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
2900 Posts
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Thursday, December 23, 2010 8:38:40 PM
These wouldn't work for black people......
Just sayin'....... |
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 mamba
Male, 18-29, Europe
609 Posts
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Thursday, December 23, 2010 5:47:32 PM
does no one think this a little paedophilic |
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 Cajun247
Male, 18-29, Southern US
9438 Posts
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Thursday, December 23, 2010 1:52:08 PM
Because you know how naughty it is to lie! |
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 Tobunshi
Male, 18-29, Europe
682 Posts
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Thursday, December 23, 2010 1:40:22 PM
@Lionhart2
Yeah, you're hilarious. Will you go away if we all sign a petition? |
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 sylphies
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
285 Posts
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Thursday, December 23, 2010 1:18:43 PM
I was actually expecting there to be a sleeve where the nose is, but this is essentially what I expected too. |
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 S4r4h_Pwn4g3
Female, 18-29, Canada
154 Posts
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Thursday, December 23, 2010 1:15:24 PM
Aww.. this makes me wish I had a penis... :( |
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 Quackor
Male, 18-29, S. America
2666 Posts
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Thursday, December 23, 2010 12:43:23 PM
i bet all girls wet dream was to suck pinocchios nose |
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 Lionhart2
Male, 40-49, Australia
8285 Posts
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Thursday, December 23, 2010 12:41:30 PM
Got wood?
Haha see what I did there, recycled a meme from the internet Olde Dayze! |
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 D3rAnG3d
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
1603 Posts
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Thursday, December 23, 2010 12:34:52 PM
LOL! I want a pair. |
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 Fatninja01
Male, 18-29, Australia
23996 Posts
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Thursday, December 23, 2010 12:32:55 PM
Brilliant! |
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Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
25682 Posts
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Thursday, December 23, 2010 12:03:00 PM
girl: "Lie to me! Lie to me! "
boy: "that's the biggest lie I know"
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 kissmybim
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
440 Posts
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Thursday, December 23, 2010 11:39:04 AM
I swear my pecker is big! |
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 Evil_Eye
Male, 18-29, Europe
1284 Posts
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Thursday, December 23, 2010 11:31:06 AM
I would finaly have a justified reason for lying! |
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 ScottSerious
Male, 18-29, Western US
5329 Posts
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Thursday, December 23, 2010 11:18:02 AM
"I will need these in extra-long, thanks."
because you have really long legs? is that where you're going with that joke? |
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 PieceOReese
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
46 Posts
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Thursday, December 23, 2010 11:17:00 AM
Bwaahhhhaaaa!!! Nice! |
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 Agent00Smith
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
1144 Posts
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Thursday, December 23, 2010 11:14:40 AM
Nice |
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 davymid
Male, 30-39, Europe
11682 Posts
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Thursday, December 23, 2010 10:24:07 AM
"Hey honey, do you want a blow-job?"
"No thanks babe, I'm not really in the mood"
Drrrrrrrrn! |
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