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New Semen-Based Cookbook: Gift Idea For Mom? [Pic]

Hits: 40041 | Rating: (3.2) | Category: Arts & Literature | Added by: the_windy
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ROK9
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1838 Posts
Tuesday, December 14, 2010 12:22:38 AM
i have some raw product for whoever whants to come yank some

bonzoello
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 226 Posts
Friday, December 10, 2010 10:44:15 PM
I love how the editors of this site could ask a question like that but still not allow comments to print words like f.u.c.k. or s.h.i.t.
come on.

yagovaggo
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 478 Posts
Friday, December 10, 2010 9:12:51 AM
I think I will Buy the book... Prepare a wonderful meal and invite my friends over for dinner. While they are eating and complementing me in the meal, I will then hand them the book and show them which wonderful recipe I had used! "Here guys.. take a look." Well.. Off I go.. I must start preparing at once! ;)

LazyMe484
Male, 18-29, Canada
 10503 Posts
Wednesday, December 08, 2010 8:33:52 PM
Actually, 20 minutes


I don't know about that... whenever I felt the need to do it so soon after, I got hardly anything out.

BunnyNaku
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 5245 Posts
Wednesday, December 08, 2010 12:49:10 PM
dnw

asnodeus
Male, 18-29, Europe
 102 Posts
Wednesday, December 08, 2010 10:38:12 AM
I did not see that, I did nont see that, I did not see that, I did nont see that, I did not see that, I did nont see that, I did not see that, I did nont see that, I did not see that, I did nont see that...

aaaaAAA!! *runs in panic*

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33911 Posts
Wednesday, December 08, 2010 10:21:10 AM
I had some for breakfast this morning.


meepmaker
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 6716 Posts
Wednesday, December 08, 2010 7:21:57 AM
I think I like my semen best in my lady.

xxxveganxxx
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 382 Posts
Tuesday, December 07, 2010 8:35:09 PM
"This begs the question: Men, would you eat your own jizz if your lady cooked something delicious with it?"
Wait... So you're saying it's not normal to eat it anyways? <.< >.>

Siyanor
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1456 Posts
Tuesday, December 07, 2010 6:22:47 PM
"It takes several hours for 1 man to re-fill"

Actually, 20 minutes. And 20 minutes doesn't exactly cost anything. Nor would several hours.

LazyMe484
Male, 18-29, Canada
 10503 Posts
Tuesday, December 07, 2010 5:38:02 PM
semen is inexpensive to produce and commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants


Actually, it would be rather expensive. It takes several hours for 1 man to re-fill, and each time you only get a teaspoon full. I see this as a horribly impractical idea.

lilcowgirl87
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 1 Posts
Tuesday, December 07, 2010 5:08:43 PM
Today on Iron Chef America, our main ingredient is seman which you must harvest your self.

Grossss

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33911 Posts
Tuesday, December 07, 2010 3:41:49 PM
D'OH!!!

Stupid me! Cows don't make semen.

shizzamX
Female, 18-29, Southern US
 2835 Posts
Tuesday, December 07, 2010 2:58:33 PM
"semen is inexpensive to produce and commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants"
restaurants?
RESTAURANTS?!

ManicRapture
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
 683 Posts
Tuesday, December 07, 2010 2:10:36 PM
hmmmmm....it doesn't have very good chemical properties....just a water-based mucus....it would flake and get crusty, right? perhaps as a pie topping....lol

tatripp
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1201 Posts
Tuesday, December 07, 2010 1:49:52 PM
that's nasty

iLove
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 638 Posts
Tuesday, December 07, 2010 12:43:40 PM
I just threw up a little.

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33911 Posts
Tuesday, December 07, 2010 11:44:49 AM
@ Linkenberger - "not all semen tastes the same. I mean, much like cows, it depends on the diet of the producer. "

How much cow semen have you sampled to know this?





OH! you meant like milk or meat or something!!
You should be more clear.

gorgack2000
Male, 13-17, Europe
 4702 Posts
Tuesday, December 07, 2010 11:43:35 AM
"This was not taken from experience."

That line made me laugh so much.

wheresmyskul
Male, 40-49, Western US
 248 Posts
Tuesday, December 07, 2010 11:39:57 AM
DamienLike, that was pure genius! Thank you for making me laugh today.

LordJim
Male, 50-59, Europe
 4819 Posts
Tuesday, December 07, 2010 11:18:23 AM
I could watch Nigella do a show on this, but Ramsay can just f**k off.

Linkenberger
Male, 18-29, Canada
 1166 Posts
Tuesday, December 07, 2010 10:58:12 AM
They neglected to mention the fact that not all semen tastes the same. I mean, much like cows, it depends on the diet of the producer.

This was not taken from experience.

Mweebles
Female, 18-29, Southern US
 1662 Posts
Tuesday, December 07, 2010 10:54:12 AM
Yes, honey! Into the cake batter!

That's just wrong.

MattPrince
Male, 40-49, Europe
 2223 Posts
Tuesday, December 07, 2010 10:24:12 AM
It would go well with fanny pasta, you know, cunnilinguini.

DamienLike
Male, 13-17, Europe
 710 Posts
Tuesday, December 07, 2010 9:57:03 AM
Well, I suppose it's one way to get my gilfriend to swallow.

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