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Steve Johnson Blames God

Hits: 14952 | Rating: (2.9) | Category: Sports | Added by: cobrakiller
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SmilinSam
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 3603 Posts
Tuesday, November 30, 2010 7:01:14 PM
haha stupid. where's your god now!?

Spider_sol
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 1454 Posts
Tuesday, November 30, 2010 6:33:35 PM
Oh man, I'm so angry from sucking at football I'm going to... whip out my ipad and find the caps lock key.

whocares3725
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 310 Posts
Tuesday, November 30, 2010 4:17:33 PM
Way to talk like a prepubescent girl instead of a grown man.

Baelzar
Male, 40-49, Western US
 1350 Posts
Tuesday, November 30, 2010 8:55:07 AM
It's about TIME! All these stupid athletes thanking the gods for their touchdowns or victories...it's about time somebody put the blame on them/him/her/it.

PierreJeanFR
Male, 40-49, Europe
 1336 Posts
Tuesday, November 30, 2010 3:47:01 AM
Oh yeah, so sue the bastard!

Happitec
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 38 Posts
Tuesday, November 30, 2010 1:59:56 AM
God is obviously a Cleveland Browns fan because if they ever make it to the Super Bowl it'll be a miracle.

peloos12
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 3765 Posts
Monday, November 29, 2010 11:27:35 PM
I haven't been coming around here a lot lately, but anybody here who knows me knows I type the following with great pleasure:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Carry on.

Stelly
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 321 Posts
Monday, November 29, 2010 9:04:31 PM
I heard an interesting twist to this, adding to inversegrav's post.

You always hear people thank god after winning something. If they are 100% religious, they are assuming one of 2 things. Either no one else prayed to win(rare), or god chose to disregard their opposition.

So next time you hear someone say "I want to thank god for this..." They are really saying - "haha, god likes me more than you"

Discobiscuit
Male, 18-29, Western US
 543 Posts
Monday, November 29, 2010 6:39:07 PM
"Finally"? Yes, true progress.

inversegrav
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 761 Posts
Monday, November 29, 2010 4:12:30 PM
I've never blamed God for my failures. I have blamed Him for not paying attention. And He says no to prayers too damned often. So perhaps that dropped ball was his fault. OR it was that God is a Steelers fan and he was answering the prayers of the safety who was praying at that moment "Let him drop the ball, Let him drop the ball, Let himn drop the ball...... YES!!!!"

SlimPickins
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 121 Posts
Monday, November 29, 2010 3:27:19 PM
god did not make you lather your hands with smooth, creamy butter right before the game, big guy!

ElMustache
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1606 Posts
Monday, November 29, 2010 3:16:30 PM
Here's an idea, stop flapping your chops and catch the GD ball!

LtFurpie
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 1019 Posts
Monday, November 29, 2010 3:07:39 PM
Couple things: Obviously 24/7 is not the case as he took time to tweet that dissent. Secondly, idiot still got paid an insane amount of $$$ for dropping 5 passes that day. Thankless jerk.

drips
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 853 Posts
Monday, November 29, 2010 2:28:27 PM
Hahaha. I think that's awesome. Hard to know his intent but unless he's being 100% for real that tweet is a hilarious commentary on blah blah blah.

Inter237
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 2449 Posts
Monday, November 29, 2010 2:17:32 PM
But I still give him props for getting on the podium and know he should have caught that and the other 4 he dropped.

Inter237
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 2449 Posts
Monday, November 29, 2010 2:16:59 PM
I'm going to blame this one on his stone hands, attitude, and lack of concentration. He is a professional athlete, yet he can't make a catch high schoolers make.

SCfan
Male, 50-59, Midwest US
 1818 Posts
Monday, November 29, 2010 1:56:31 PM
Everyone thinks that God is a fan of their team. I really do not think God cares a lick about sports.

Fartman51
Male, 13-17, Western US
 66 Posts
Monday, November 29, 2010 1:38:49 PM
Nah, he wasn't blaming God, he was blaming Shaq!

cobrakiller
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 6929 Posts
Monday, November 29, 2010 1:26:05 PM
oldollie, we dont normally see eye to eye, but we are on the same page here man.

Pooptart19
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 2241 Posts
Monday, November 29, 2010 1:13:21 PM
God: Caring more about sports than about starving children.

handys003
Male, 50-59, Western US
 2402 Posts
Monday, November 29, 2010 1:06:16 PM
What does God have to do with him catching or dropping a football. Doesn't believe in free agency huh.

Angelmassb
Male, 18-29, S. America
 15497 Posts
Monday, November 29, 2010 12:58:40 PM
The devil is tricky

Kegomatix
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1245 Posts
Monday, November 29, 2010 12:56:30 PM
@Rainbowfarts

So why would god give one person more than anyone else? I think he does everyday when the innocent and the young lose their lives for no reason and some criminals live to old age.

Fatninja01
Male, 18-29, Australia
 24108 Posts
Monday, November 29, 2010 12:44:16 PM
Wow, thats a valid excuse i guess! but cant be proven!

rainbowfarts
Female, 18-29, Southern US
 800 Posts
Monday, November 29, 2010 12:41:46 PM
I do believe in God but this is stupid. I also am not a big fan when people claim it was God that made them succeed. Why should God give you anything more than anyone else? It's all based on how you help yourself, maybe that football player just sucked, practice more and when you do succeed just accept it was because you tried hard.

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