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Woman Claims Ownership Of The Sun

Hits: 24725 | Rating: (3.0) | Category: News & Politics | Added by: Matwix_2004
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Shillier
Male, 18-29, Canada
 262 Posts
Wednesday, January 19, 2011 2:33:40 AM
funny stuff

jeanpaul91
Male, 18-29, Europe
 128 Posts
Friday, December 17, 2010 10:57:36 AM

8621 Posts Sunday, November 28, 2010 11:54:02 PM
I said: "I'm claiming ownership of all the hydrogen in the universe. She'll sh*t herself when she sees the fuel bill I'm about to send her."

Airclot0 said: I'm claiming ownership of all matter in the universe.

F*CK! I goddam *KNEW* I was missing a legal loophole somewhere. Foiled again. And I would have gotten away with it too, if weren't for those pesky kids!

I'm claiming ownership of the Higgs Boson...
Too far?

jeanpaul91
Male, 18-29, Europe
 128 Posts
Thursday, December 02, 2010 1:27:33 AM

8621 Posts Sunday, November 28, 2010 11:54:02 PM
I said: "I'm claiming ownership of all the hydrogen in the universe. She'll sh*t herself when she sees the fuel bill I'm about to send her."

Airclot0 said: I'm claiming ownership of all matter in the universe.

F*CK! I goddam *KNEW* I was missing a legal loophole somewhere. Foiled again. And I would have gotten away with it too, if weren't for those pesky kids!

I'm claiming ownership of the Higgs Boson...
Too far?

charliew07
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 145 Posts
Wednesday, December 01, 2010 2:52:56 PM
Al Gore sued her for global warming...

s1cKs0uL
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 395 Posts
Tuesday, November 30, 2010 10:15:01 PM
Delusions of grandeur much?

ashtonsgirlh
Female, 18-29, Southern US
 36 Posts
Tuesday, November 30, 2010 6:44:19 AM
yeah moron, that will work... lets get sueing her ass for skin cancer..

eskimo9
Male, 18-29, Australia
 710 Posts
Tuesday, November 30, 2010 6:15:15 AM
I'm gonna sue that bitch for burning me, and if I get skin cancer down the track... ooh boy she better watch out.

batdyke
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 150 Posts
Tuesday, November 30, 2010 3:46:53 AM
Hahaha, I swear to god this had to have happened in a Superman comic at least once...

littlepete50
Male, 18-29, Europe
 1364 Posts
Tuesday, November 30, 2010 1:24:02 AM
So, compensation for burns and free sunscreen for life is found where?

Kalimata
Male, 30-39, Canada
 660 Posts
Monday, November 29, 2010 9:49:45 PM
This is why I support genetic modification and genetic engineering. I want to be able to grow a third arm so I can do a triple facepalm...

mollyscary
Female, 13-17, Western US
 260 Posts
Monday, November 29, 2010 8:30:41 PM
I call the Multiverse. Ha ha called it first, now everybody is gonna have to start paying rent. :)

freddyferret
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 11734 Posts
Monday, November 29, 2010 8:03:09 PM
I would like to know what drug she is on, I want some.

Rubn_Tizzub
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 87 Posts
Monday, November 29, 2010 5:43:37 PM
Well, I'm certainly not paying her full price since I only get to use it half the time.

zlatan
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 293 Posts
Monday, November 29, 2010 3:24:29 PM
i call pluto

handys003
Male, 50-59, Western US
 2402 Posts
Monday, November 29, 2010 1:15:13 PM
Hmm... I say we prepare a lawsuit for all the victims of skin cancer. Hope she has some money.

BigWaFuu
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1165 Posts
Monday, November 29, 2010 12:27:09 PM
Yeah, I'd like to see this bitch enforce it. lol. "Pay me, you're using my sun!"
*stares and walks away*

PfulHouse
Male, 30-39, Western US
 371 Posts
Monday, November 29, 2010 12:14:35 PM
@ korahn

You win.

korahn
Male, 18-29, Canada
 1057 Posts
Monday, November 29, 2010 11:58:26 AM
oh yeah? Well, I own Uranus

Durrell
Male, 18-29, Canada
 136 Posts
Monday, November 29, 2010 11:01:56 AM
she's screwed. UN laws apply to all UN countries AND their private citizens. as she lives in a UN country she is not legally allowed to own anything off of earth.

Kinda sucks. I was going to lay claim to all the stars in the Milky way. But as i live in a UN member nation, i can not own any part of the universe off of earth.

GRadde
Male, 18-29, Europe
 2567 Posts
Monday, November 29, 2010 9:30:59 AM
>pui
My thoughts exactly.

Micktrex
Male, 18-29, Europe
 142 Posts
Monday, November 29, 2010 9:30:08 AM
No offence but I did assume this woman would be American. Nice to see that the mentally handicapped live far and wide across the globe.

meepmaker
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 6716 Posts
Monday, November 29, 2010 9:11:21 AM
Oh. Look. Another crazy breathing our air.

raiin
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 288 Posts
Monday, November 29, 2010 8:08:55 AM
even if she could make people pay for the sun.. how long till a fight? a war? or till someone is like f this. kill the bitch.

Angelmassb
Male, 18-29, S. America
 15498 Posts
Monday, November 29, 2010 7:57:15 AM
Good luck with that

deceit
Male, 18-29, S. America
 78 Posts
Monday, November 29, 2010 7:46:04 AM
Oh, at first I thought she was claiming ownership of 'The Sun', the newspaper. Somehow that sounded even crazier than the actual story.

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