 Slicktorino
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 87 Posts
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Saturday, November 27, 2010 8:01:18 AM
Eh, why be afraid! But thats BA. "What you in for?" "I force fed a man his own beard for trying to overcharge me for a lawnmower. drat with me." |
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 Fatninja01
Male, 18-29, Australia
23998 Posts
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Tuesday, November 16, 2010 1:45:14 PM
really thats the best they can thing about! |
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 boNeymiZz
Male, 18-29, Canada
234 Posts
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Monday, November 15, 2010 7:56:34 AM
"one thing led to another and before I knowed it..." hahahaha thank you for reinforcing the stereotype. |
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 vkdee
Female, 30-39, Western US
60 Posts
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Monday, November 15, 2010 1:44:46 AM
I guess he now has a big old hair ball in his gut. LOL |
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 ROK9
Male, 18-29, Western US
1838 Posts
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Sunday, November 14, 2010 8:20:38 PM
this is why im scared of rednecks |
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 ChickODee
Female, 18-29, Western US
153 Posts
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Sunday, November 14, 2010 5:05:44 PM
"Before I knowd it"
"knowd it"
"Knowd"
......
WHUT? |
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 Max_Normal
Male, 30-39, Europe
499 Posts
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Saturday, November 13, 2010 4:01:28 PM
I was just amazed that someone so fat had such a small mouth. You'd think he has to eat almost constantly to maintain that size. Probably can't leave the vicinity of the fridge for more than a few minutes at a time. |
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 whyme73
Male, 18-29, Western US
468 Posts
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Saturday, November 13, 2010 12:48:46 PM
Oh the humanity. |
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 MrsPoods
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
549 Posts
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Saturday, November 13, 2010 12:21:42 PM
The mug shots were so damn funny. They looked so dumbfounded. |
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 tstyblucryns
Male, 18-29, Southern US
498 Posts
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Saturday, November 13, 2010 11:50:16 AM
"I believe in the law, I believe that justice has been served and(...)it will be after Tuesday".
That is seriously the best quote ever.
Also, I read "bread" and went into this expecting such. Too funny. |
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gherwrull
Male, 30-39, Southern US
25 Posts
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Saturday, November 13, 2010 6:25:44 AM
don't think you'd have to force very hard to get him to eat anything |
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 DamienLike
Male, 13-17, Europe
710 Posts
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Saturday, November 13, 2010 2:37:57 AM
I had to check this wasn't an Onion story. |
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 CallofKtulu
Male, 18-29, Western US
246 Posts
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Saturday, November 13, 2010 2:36:13 AM
This guy seemed cool and all but that can't help me from busting out laughing every time I read the title "Man Was Forced To Eat His Beard At Gunpoint". |
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 PierreJeanFR
Male, 40-49, Europe
1336 Posts
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Saturday, November 13, 2010 2:27:08 AM
Yes he did say "before I knowed it".
And did you notice the "southern style" on his cap? |
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 Intaresting
Male, 18-29, Europe
812 Posts
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Saturday, November 13, 2010 1:13:17 AM
Too many years of inbreeding makes some crazy people. |
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bryantm3
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
168 Posts
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Saturday, November 13, 2010 12:51:04 AM
awww. i want to give this guy a hug. |
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 PoopNoodle
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
398 Posts
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Friday, November 12, 2010 11:04:54 PM
Did he say "Before I knowed it"? |
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 magoo22
Male, 30-39, Australia
663 Posts
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Friday, November 12, 2010 10:38:07 PM
I could have said something smartass about this guy, but I just loved his accent! He's got some sick friends though.... |
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 junkaddy
Female, 30-39, Western US
255 Posts
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Friday, November 12, 2010 8:32:28 PM
Sucks, what he went through, but there are worse things they could have made him eat. |
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 Trojan
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
512 Posts
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Friday, November 12, 2010 7:08:53 PM
Is anyone surprised that this story comes out of Kentucky? |
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boudicca013
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
10 Posts
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Friday, November 12, 2010 6:23:31 PM
f#ck i hate my state.... |
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PTPete
Female, 30-39, Western US
1230 Posts
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Friday, November 12, 2010 5:15:25 PM
Umm. Eating hair is not good for the old gut. Those 2 ex-friends are weird assh*les. |
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 Skillet89
Male, 18-29, Southern US
72 Posts
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Friday, November 12, 2010 4:30:24 PM
Reporter's probably thinking: Fatass, fatass, fatass, FAT MAN WITH A SMALL MOUTH! |
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 Byrdman1525
Male, 13-17, Midwest US
107 Posts
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Friday, November 12, 2010 3:42:30 PM
did anyone else notice his hat? lolololol |
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 handys003
Male, 50-59, Western US
2402 Posts
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Friday, November 12, 2010 3:35:01 PM
@Gerry1of1
You betcha bubba! SquuuueeeEEELLLLLL!  |
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